I might write a brief interlude soon, starring Liang Shu's favourite mentor figure.
I've been waiting to hear from the Big Dong!

Side note, I do wonder how the real Dong Zhuo would react if someone told him that, in the future, people from around the world are using his name as a thinly veiled allegory to genitals.
 
Ge Dejun's Power, His Pleasure, His Pain!
GE DEJUN:

Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da

There are those who mock what's happened to the Ge
Influence has sank from all my family and me
I will not fall, the light still shines on you and me
But did you know, how it goes?
I'll latch onto you and we'll share glory for all to see

Liang Shu, I compare you to the breeze from the east, from Hebei
The more I hear the stranger you are, yeah yeah
And now Xinshen faces doom
Roses will bloom on the plains

Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da

There is just so much I want to tell you
So much I wanna say
You are the county's power, the pleasure, the pain, oh hawk
I just wish I could apologise truly, I was so rude
Won't you tell me, is this healthy, Liang Shu?
But did you know, the bandits come?
Stand with me and together we'll make them done!

Liang Shu, I compare you to the breeze from the east, from Hebei
The more I hear the stranger you are, yeah yeah
And now Xinshen faces doom
Roses will bloom on the plains

I just want to stand with the Liang
Shu you make my heart just pang
I just want to stand with the Liang
And if I fall at this, should it all go away?
Together, stand with me, our foes will just pay

Yu Zhong is a liar, hear me say
Zhu Fang brings no glory, just pain
Lu Lingqi's a liability, just for you
Make it easy, join with me and Maiyu

Yes together we can rise Xinshen from the dirt
Every victory is one we fight together, we both earned
Now you bring glory, Liang Shu
I Ge Dejun will stand with you
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da

We will save our homeland from doom
You will make my rose always bloom
 
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Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da

There are those who mock what's happened to the Ge
Influence has sank from all my family and me
I will not fall, the light still shines on you and me
But did you know, how it goes?
I'll latch onto you and we'll share glory for all to see

Liang Shu, I compare you to the breeze from the east, from Hebei
The more I hear the stranger you are, yeah yeah
And now Xinshen faces doom
Roses will bloom on the plains

Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da

There is just so much I want to tell you
So much I wanna say
You are the county's power, the pleasure, the pain, oh hawk
I just wish I could apologise truly, I was so rude
Won't you tell me, is this healthy, Liang Shu?
But did you know, the bandits come?
Stand with me and together we'll make them done!

Liang Shu, I compare you to the breeze from the east, from Hebei
The more I hear the stranger you are, yeah yeah
And now Xinshen faces doom
Roses will bloom on the plains

I just want to stand with the Liang
Shu you make my heart just pang
I just want to stand with the Liang
And if I fall at this, should it all go away?
Together, stand with me, our foes will just pay

Yu Zhong is a liar, hear me say
Zhu Fang brings no glory, just pain
Lu Lingqi's a liability, just for you
Make it easy, join with me and Maiyu

Yes together we can rise Xinshen from the dirt
Every victory is one we fight together, we both earned
Now you bring glory, Liang Shu
I Ge Dejun will stand with you
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da

We will save our homeland from doom
You will make my rose always bloom
what did I just read (in a fun what the hell way)
 
I might write a brief interlude soon, starring Liang Shu's favourite mentor figure.
Xu Tong or Dong Zhuo?
GE DEJUN:

Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da

There are those who mock what's happened to the Ge
Influence has sank from all my family and me
I will not fall, the light still shines on you and me
But did you know, how it goes?
I'll latch onto you and we'll share glory for all to see

Liang Shu, I compare you to the breeze from the east, from Hebei
The more I hear the stranger you are, yeah yeah
And now Xinshen faces doom
Roses will bloom on the plains

Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da

There is just so much I want to tell you
So much I wanna say
You are the county's power, the pleasure, the pain, oh hawk
I just wish I could apologise truly, I was so rude
Won't you tell me, is this healthy, Liang Shu?
But did you know, the bandits come?
Stand with me and together we'll make them done!

Liang Shu, I compare you to the breeze from the east, from Hebei
The more I hear the stranger you are, yeah yeah
And now Xinshen faces doom
Roses will bloom on the plains

I just want to stand with the Liang
Shu you make my heart just pang
I just want to stand with the Liang
And if I fall at this, should it all go away?
Together, stand with me, our foes will just pay

Yu Zhong is a liar, hear me say
Zhu Fang brings no glory, just pain
Lu Lingqi's a liability, just for you
Make it easy, join with me and Maiyu

Yes together we can rise Xinshen from the dirt
Every victory is one we fight together, we both earned
Now you bring glory, Liang Shu
I Ge Dejun will stand with you
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da ba da
Dada ba, ba-da-da-da-da-da, da- ba da

We will save our homeland from doom
You will make my rose always bloom
Which song is being parodied this time?
 
Sorry for the wait. Of all dumb things, my freaking mouse broke, and had to wait to get a new one. Shitty timing, I know, I know. Urgh.
 
Yes yes put the funny rating on me revealing I have a broken mouse, hilarious :V

Things will resume soon, just bear with me
 
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