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so gaz is kakashi from naruto it makes so much sense
Gotta properly set up either Liang Shu or Lingqi's death. Maybe both.Oh, I should probably do one of my long overdue interludes before the next update, thinking about it.
I hear ya, boss. See ya next year. Take care 'til then, yeah?
Gotta properly set up either Liang Shu or Lingqi's death. Maybe both.
Goddammit man, don't bring that up you'll jinx it.Gotta properly set up either Liang Shu or Lingqi's death. Maybe both.
well, well, well looking forward to the 10k chapterNext actual update should be about twice as long as a "regular" one. Am still doing the rolls for it, should be a fun time.
We'll have an interlude from the POV of another character before then, one that is probably a bit overdue. I did have another POV interlude planned before my last hiatus, but that one can wait a bit, I think.
We'll have an interlude from the POV of another character before then, one that is probably a bit overdue. I did have another POV interlude planned before my last hiatus, but that one can wait a bit, I think.
Yu Zhong smiles, taking off his floofy hat, and revealing that he was Chu Yan all along.
He had conspired with us, steering our plans to evil, creating the oh so convenient excuse for us to avenge our father on the most prominent family in Xinshen, urinated on Liang Shu's favorite tree, and convinced Ge Maiyu to put on a twirly mustache, call herself Chu Yan, and attack her own family home.
Now, he marches, co-head of a loyal army many times the superior of his own, towards a vulnerable Xinshen, its sturdy gates opened wide... and Liang Shu's teapot collection all for the taking..!
Chu yan is clearly an evil liang shu from a mirror universe I mean they are both nicknamed after birds and have eyes coincidence I think not
"Gaz must be hard at work writing the next update, it'll be intense!"Young Bandit: So who exactly is this...Liang Shu?
Chu Yan: We don't talk about Liang Shu, no, no, no. We don't talk about Liang Shu.
We don't talk about Liang Shu, but!
It was my victory day!
Yu Du: It was your victory day
Chu Yan: I was celebrating
And the Liang clan was doomed, I thought
Yu Du: Liangs were doomed
Chu Yan: We heard that Liang Qi had a son who survived
Yu Du: Survived!
Chu Yan: Yu Du, you're telling this story or am I? (Sorry Feiyan, go on)
We're like "one bird lived" (Liang Shu survived)
Thought it was no big deal (Guess we were wrong, but anyway)
Both: We don't talk about Liang Shu, no, no, no
We don't talk about Liang Shu
Ku Jiu: Psst!
I heard he killed Big Eyes
Charged him down caused his demise
At Soaring Hawk Ridge he brought him down (Ow ow)
Gotta admit he's really something
He's always causes our alliance to go stumbling
I saw his prowess firsthand
Do you understand?
Bo Que: Half a li frame! Wings of pure black!
The hawk is gonna getcha, no turning back!
He sees our deeds and feeds off Heishan screams!
Bandit Chieftains: We don't talk about Liang Shu! (No No!)
We don't talk about Liang Shu!
Liu Shi: Big Moustached Zuo was great
Now he's just worm bait
Qing Niujie: Huang Long was a dragon
Next we know, he's just gone (Gone gone)
Wu Lu: I hear he'll beat the swallows
Then, we'll all face the gallows (Oh no!)
Bandit Chieftains: Our fate is sealed if we go against the hawk!
Tao Sheng: I heard he will cleanse all of our clans
And take back all that we "loaned"
Zuo Xiao: I heard all of us we would be scattered like dust
To be fair we're all kinda boned
Yu Du: I need to protect the chief of our dreams
From this hawk, who seeks to end us
Chu Yan: I regret not killing him now (Feiyan...)
I want not a sound out of you, Yu Du
I'll kill him now!
Young Bandit: Um Liang Shu...
Yeah about that Liang Shu...
I really need to know about Shu
Give me the truth about Liang Shu
All Bandit Chieftains: **Sing Over Each Other**
He's Here!
Don't Talk About Liang Shu!
Not a word about Liang Shu!
Never should have brought up Liang Shu!
Why did I bring up Liang Shu?
"Gaz must be hard at work writing the next update, it'll be intense!"
Meanwhile, Gaz has spent the last six months trying to reword "I can show you the World" involving Zhu Fang and Liang Zhen. Hasn't even gotten past the third verse. Alcoholism slowly becoming a certainty.
Kidding, great job with these songs!
I thought it already was.
Isn't that a gender bender?
Yes but that's beside the point.
Disappointed @Gaz , The Family Madrigal is clearly the most superior song from that film...Young Bandit: So who exactly is this...Liang Shu?
Chu Yan: We don't talk about Liang Shu, no, no, no. We don't talk about Liang Shu.
We don't talk about Liang Shu, but!
It was my victory day!
Yu Du: It was your victory day
Chu Yan: I was celebrating
And the Liang clan was doomed, I thought
Yu Du: Liangs were doomed
Chu Yan: We heard that Liang Qi had a son who survived
Yu Du: Survived!
Chu Yan: Yu Du, you're telling this story or am I? (Sorry Feiyan, go on)
We're like "one bird lived" (Liang Shu survived)
Thought it was no big deal (Guess we were wrong, but anyway)
Both: We don't talk about Liang Shu, no, no, no
We don't talk about Liang Shu
Ku Jiu: Psst!
I heard he killed Big Eyes
Charged him down caused his demise
At Soaring Hawk Ridge he brought him down (Ow ow)
Gotta admit he's really something
He's always causes our alliance to go stumbling
I saw his prowess firsthand
Do you understand?
Bo Que: Half a li frame! Wings of pure black!
The hawk is gonna getcha, no turning back!
He sees our deeds and feeds off Heishan screams!
Bandit Chieftains: We don't talk about Liang Shu! (No No!)
We don't talk about Liang Shu!
Liu Shi: Big Moustached Zuo was great
Now he's just worm bait
Qing Niujie: Huang Long was a dragon
Next we know, he's just gone (Gone gone)
Wu Lu: I hear he'll beat the swallows
Then, we'll all face the gallows (Oh no!)
Bandit Chieftains: Our fate is sealed if we go against the hawk!
Tao Sheng: I heard he will cleanse all of our clans
And take back all that we "loaned"
Zuo Xiao: I heard all of us we would be scattered like dust
To be fair we're all kinda boned
Yu Du: I need to protect the chief of our dreams
From this hawk, who seeks to end us
Chu Yan: I regret not killing him now (Feiyan...)
I want not a sound out of you, Yu Du
I'll kill him now!
Young Bandit: Um Liang Shu...
Yeah about that Liang Shu...
I really need to know about Shu
Give me the truth about Liang Shu
All Bandit Chieftains: **Sing Over Each Other**
He's Here!
Don't Talk About Liang Shu!
Not a word about Liang Shu!
Never should have brought up Liang Shu!
Why did I bring up Liang Shu?
Huh...
That was a pretty interesting interlude.
So that's what the bandits think about Liang Shu.
I guess fear is as good a thing for them as anything else.
Yeah, I know.