If I made a Patreon, would you subscribe to it? (Not locking anything behind it like EX Chapters)

  • Yes.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Maybe.

    Votes: 4 28.6%
  • No.

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • I have no money (me too tbh).

    Votes: 7 50.0%

  • Total voters
    14
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Badass normal in PMMM is a fun idea for a quest.

[X] Start a conversation!
-[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!
 
The funny thing is I don't think QM intended for us to be this. They said themselves they expected us to die a while ago.

Well, we definitely aren't normal, even if the apparence may indicate that.

We still kept up in a fight against magical girls. Those are really strong and fast.

In fact, I think that if we were to spar with either Homura or Mami, we will surprise them due to our inexplicable strength and agility.

However, they are probably still better than us.
 
[X] Start a conversation!
-[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!
 
I apologize for my lateness. Now, let's see here...
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Mar 9, 2022 at 3:26 PM, finished with 18 posts and 13 votes.

  • [X] A zip up hoodie and jeans. Simple, but comfy!
    [X] Start a conversation!
    -[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!
    [X] Start a conversation!
    -[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!
    [X] Write in an outfit!
    -[X] Athletic skirt and a sports croptop. Airy!
    [X] Help Sayaka, she seems miserable.
    [X] A zip up hoodie and jeans. Simple, but comfy!
    [X] Help Sayaka, she seems miserable.
    [X] A longer jacket, and some warm pants. You get cold easily, okay?!
    [X] Start a conversation!
    -[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!
    [X] Start a conversation!
    -[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!
    [X] A flowing summer dress with flowing dark blue and green patterns circle around it, almost forming a very abstract starless night sky and the fields below it. Because pretty. And some perfectly normal pants. Because seriously, I'm not made of money.
    [X] A longer jacket, and some warm pants. You get cold easily, okay?!
    [X] Help Sayaka, she seems miserable.
    [X] Write in an outfit!
    -[X] A bomber jacket, athletic crop top, and long skirt, all black.
    [X] Start a conversation!
    -[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!
    [X] A longer jacket, and some warm pants. You get cold easily, okay?!
    [X] Start a conversation!
    -[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!
    [X] Help Sayaka, she seems miserable.
 
14: A Strange Cat
[X] A zip up hoodie and jeans. Simple, but comfy!
-[X] Now that no ones bleeding on the carpet and theres no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger around, how about someone tells me what in the name off all that is reasonable is going on here?!

"Alright," you begin, "Now that no one's bleeding on the carpet and there's no stab happy girlfriends with delusions of being a honey badger..." You try to keep yourself composed...

(D20 ROLL: 3, FAIL)

"How about someone tell me what the actual goddamn fuck is going on?!" You do not keep composed.

Everyone is taken aback by your (frankly reasonable) outburst, except Homura.

"From what I understand," Homura begins speaking while Madoka and Sayaka stare at you with wide eyes, "You fell into a Witch's Labyrinth. Then, upon locating Madoka and Sayaka, you were attacked by Oriko and Kirika."

"Yeah, good, but what does any of that mean?!"

"Perhaps I should offer an explanation." You hear yet another new voice chime in.

"Ah, Kyubey." Homura seems to regard the white cat thing quite coldly-

"Why is the damn cat talking?!" You blurt out.

"My name is Kyubey. I am who grants Magical Girls their magic, in exchange for a wish." Kyubey says, like that's normal.

"Okay, new question, why did you give powers to Crazy and Crazier?!"

"To prevent entropy, of course." He responds, again, like that's just normal. "Onto Magic. When I grant a Wish, a Soul Gem is created. This Soul Gem is a Magical Girl's power source. Where Magical Girls are born of Wishes, Witches are born of curses. Witches create Labyrinths to trap normal humans, and kill them. This allows them to grow stronger."

(D20 ROLL: 11, CLOSE SUCCESS)

You get the feeling Kyubey's not being honest, but do not press him for the moment.

"I don't get it..." Sayaka says.

"It's not about you, Sayaka Miki."

"Aw..."

Now what...?

[] Press Kyubey.
[] Hold off, for now.
[] Talk to someone?
[] Write in...?
 
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[X] Talk to someone?
-[X] Madoka
-[X] Ask if you can stay over for the time being. Those 2 crazy people might still be outside waiting to attack you.

Edit:
Nice finally write ins different from mine
[X] Right, magic talking plushies and witches aside, I can't help but notice that I still don't have a single clue why little miss blender wanted to live up to her name! Last I checked, I am neither entropy, nor a witch, nor a curse! … Well technically I do cause entropy, but stabbing me wouldn't change that. So, what gives?!
 
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[X] Right, magic talking plushies and witches aside, I can't help but notice that I still don't have a single clue why little miss blender wanted to live up to her name! Last I checked, I am neither entropy, nor a witch, nor a curse! … Well technically I do cause entropy, but stabbing me wouldn't change that. So, what gives?!

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Right forgot to explain again. I think the most important question right now, in character, is why two random girls decided to gut us. She can question reality, her sanity, and the universe itself later, but only if she's alive to see it, and figuring out why people attacked her for no reason is a very important part of that.

Besides, kinda hard to focus on anything else when theres still the last dredges of adrenaline coursing through your system, and all you ever get for answers are cryptic half related remarks filled with nonsense words. :p
 
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I also made write ins for previous votes?

Also you are voting for a hybrid of the two right now, if that wasn't intentional.

Oh I meant for this current threadmark. I was one of the 1st ones to see the post and I was waiting for someone to make a good write in. But it took a really long time so I decided to write something to motivate someone to make a different write in.
 
[X] Right, magic talking plushies and witches aside, I can't help but notice that I still don't have a single clue why little miss blender wanted to live up to her name! Last I checked, I am neither entropy, nor a witch, nor a curse! … Well technically I do cause entropy, but stabbing me wouldn't change that. So, what gives?!
 
[X] Right, magic talking plushies and witches aside, I can't help but notice that I still don't have a single clue why little miss blender wanted to live up to her name! Last I checked, I am neither entropy, nor a witch, nor a curse! … Well technically I do cause entropy, but stabbing me wouldn't change that. So, what gives?!

I read through it and am looking forward to more, also might I suggest removing the threadmark on the vote tally for #3 (it shows up as there being two #3s on the threadmarks)
 
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"To prevent entropy, of course." He responds, again, like that's just normal. "Onto Magic. When I grant a Wish, a Soul Gem is created. This Soul Gem is a Magical Girl's power source. Where Magical Girls are born of Wishes, Witches are born of curses. Witches create Labyrinths to trap normal humans, and kill them. This allows them to grow stronger."

(D20 ROLL: 11, CLOSE SUCCESS)

You get the feeling Kyubey's not being honest, but do not press him for the moment.
A quick reminder our PC Yumi knows 'Witches are Magical Girls', even if Homura adviced us to not mention it in front of Madoka and the others

Also curious on Kyubey, who hasn't offered us to grand a wish yet.

[X] Right, magic talking plushies and witches aside, I can't help but notice that I still don't have a single clue why little miss blender wanted to live up to her name! Last I checked, I am neither entropy, nor a witch, nor a curse! … Well technically I do cause entropy, but stabbing me wouldn't change that. So, what gives?!
 
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[X] Right, magic talking plushies and witches aside, I can't help but notice that I still don't have a single clue why little miss blender wanted to live up to her name! Last I checked, I am neither entropy, nor a witch, nor a curse! … Well technically I do cause entropy, but stabbing me wouldn't change that. So, what gives?!
 
To be honest I don't want to be a magical girl anyways. I really want to lean on our SMT side of powers. Though at the rate we're going we might finish the entire plot of PMMM without ever awakening said powers :V . Which would be incredibly funny and badass. A normal person just surviving in this mad world.
 
Hey now, no rocks falling here please. If we die we die, but if you wanted to railroad this to happen, the tutorial would have been a far better place.

It honestly feel really cheap if we just got diabolus ex machina'd after making it this far.

Eh, we may not be though enough to survive a slightly unlucky fight, so that's a thing.

However, @TremendousMilk3 I don't think we necessarily have to die to "unlock" our powers.
 
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Speaking of which...
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Mar 10, 2022 at 8:38 PM, finished with 18 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] Right, magic talking plushies and witches aside, I can't help but notice that I still don't have a single clue why little miss blender wanted to live up to her name! Last I checked, I am neither entropy, nor a witch, nor a curse! … Well technically I do cause entropy, but stabbing me wouldn't change that. So, what gives?!
    [X] Hold off, for now.
    [X] Talk to someone?
    -[X] Madoka
    -[X] Ask if you can stay over for the time being. Those 2 crazy people might still be outside waiting to attack you.
    [X] Right, magic talking plushies and witches aside, I can't help but notice that I still don't have a single clue why little miss blender wanted to live up to her name! Last I checked, I am neither entropy, nor a witch, nor a curse! … Well technically I do cause entropy, but stabbing me wouldn't change that. So, what gives?!
 
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