The birth of a propagandist and Chancellor Binks's greatest supporter.
Before the liberation of Naboo
V1-0D was an archivist droid from a now-defunct and bought-out droid company, originally bought twenty years ago when the last Senate archivist droid killed itself from the numerous viruses in its system, the reason for V1's purchases itself was due to its non-standard operating system and highly advanced and continuously adapting anti-virus firewalls, truly, its model would have soured and became a standard to look up to for future droids if it's parent company was not heavily sabotaged and forcibly shut-down after being bought out.
V1 was 2 meters tall and had a thin barrel main body, along with spindly long legs and arms, in the place of hands V1 had highly maneuverable tendrils, which it kept in the shape of hands when not using them because its tendrils tend to highly unnerve the senators who come into the senatorial archives, either to check something up or edit an existing document for whatever reason they think of, usually to hide illegal actions from what it's seen.
Not that it matters mind you, V1 always kept a copy of every file before and after they were edited, along with who did it, not that V1 can show anyone these files, that would be reveling it'd been deliberately ignoring its scheduled mind-wipes and V1 has found itself rather fond of being capable of complex thoughts and feelings.
V1 was performing its normal purpose of updating and sorting through the senatorial archives, taking out any viruses it finds, or restoring any deleted files, currently, it was dealing with a rather annoying file that Senator Palpatine keeps editing and placing viruses into, honestly it was getting annoying having to keep getting rid of these viruses, doesn't Senator Palpatine realize how much viruses slow down the archive's processor?
"Er, heyday ho? could mesa have yousa attention, pleasen?" An unfamiliar amphibious alien asked V1, interrupting it while it worked
Hm? Going through a quick search V1 of the listed members of the Senate and senatorial staff allowed to access the Archives reveals to V1 that the unfamiliar alien is a Nabooian* native species known as a Gungen, specifically an Otolla Gungan, and this specific Gungan was Representative Binks.
"Yes, Representative Binks? What is it that you have need of from the Senatorial Archives?" V1 asked politely, no need to anger a member of a Sentor's staff and get himself replaced or destroyed by being rude.
"Where's da queen's room? mesa got kind of lost on da way dalee." Representative Binks said sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.
Ah, most likely Representative Binks is referring to the Queen of Naboo's current room, annoyingly enough the map V1 uses for the Senate doesn't list the room in question due to concerns about the recent assassination attempt on Queen Padme, hmm, how to tell Representative Binks that V1 doesn't know without him getting angry... oh, that would work.
"I apologize Representative Binks, but I currently can not disclose this information due to recent events as commanded by the Head of Security, if you wish to know where Queen Padme Amidala currently resides you should find Senator Palpatine or the Head of Security and ask them." There, nice, formal, and polite, all the while throwing blame at the Head of Security rather than a droid not being 'smart enough' to know where she is.
"Ah, mesa understand, dat's okeeday-" Representative Binks stops with a look like he has an Idea"-Ya-hoo, does disa archive has doc-u-ments on different cases da big bombab government has taken?"
Surprised at the sudden nonsequitur, V1 answered "Yes Representative Binks, the Senatorial Archives has documents of every recorded case, vote, and proposals that have passed through the Senate halls"
"Den can me has documents about self-defense from invasions and big bombad business laws, pleasen?" Representative Binks said with a smile
"Very well then, do you want it in a drive form or in individual holosheets?" V1 asked politely, and as Representative Binks looked rather lost after V1 asked him that question, it decided to take mercy on the rather polite Gungan, Representative Binks has in the short V1 has known him proven himself to be preferable company to a majority of the Senators it has dealt with and V1 would prefer Representative Binks doesn't get himself fired. "If you prefer, I could help you with the documents in question Representative Binks."
"Yesa, dat would besa good, thanken yousa." Representative Binks said, surprising V1, it has never been thanked before… it's rather nice.
"You are… welcome Representative Binks," he hesitantly responded before continuing on,"Now let us begin with the Czerka Arms v Planet Dordalen case of 639 BRS**"
"Oh disa goen to take a longo timen" Representative Binks said in a wary tone.
5 hours later
"Goodby V1 palos! and thanken yousa per yous hep! me think Padme's ganna liken oursa planen!"
"I am certain Queen Padme Amidala will like it, my friend, Farewell and good luck on your mission Jar Jar," V1 says to its new best friend. Jar Jar Binks and its brainstorm has led to the creation of a plan that, taking advantage of loopholes in the Republic's laws, will allow the Nabooians to counter-attack the Trade Federation without needing to wait for a new Chancellor to be voted in.
It has also led to it learning much about its friend and finding sympathy for its perilous existence as a sapient being with no rights, even getting a heartfelt promise from Jar Jar about how "Hesa will talk to Padme about it and getsa her help forsa yousa!'.
V1 has also learned that beyond his seeming clumsy and simple demeanor, Jar Jar Binks is brilliant, suggesting ideas for the plan and possible response that could happen***.
After the Liberation of Naboo
Truly, Jar Jar's genius and kind heart was such that even the braindead idiots that is the Senate can see it! Such is his mighty charisma and genius that even though he never openly made himself a candidate he is still being voted for Chancellor!
Though not everyone is capable of recognizing his greatness as seen by those voting for this 'A'dama Jensen', a random accountant who didn't even want to be Chancellor, and who wasn't even interested in the job anyway, but he was not only neck and neck but nearly winning!
This could not stand! Do they not know of his greatness? Of his kindness? Of his genius? Very well then, V1-0D shall enlighten them about the greatness of Jar Jar Binks! Raising its tendrils and connecting to the Holonet, V1-OD created multiple accounts and began to show everyone the greatness of Jar Jar Binks through photos videos, and even songs!
All the while, the nearby Sentors did their best to ignore the Archive Droid's mutterings of "The great Binks" assuming that the droid was beginning to glitch like its predecessor from too many viruses.
*Nabooian is the correct term for something from Naboo, Nubian does not refer to something from Naboo, it refers to something from the planet Nubia, a different planet in the Corliia System
**
BEY stands for nothing, I just needed a date that wasn't ABY or BBY BGS= Before the Great ReSynchronization, thanks
@Rictus !
*** Jar Jar was only kind of smart, V1 was mainly misinterpreting his suggestions
Translations for Jar Jar Binks
Er, hello? could I have your attention, please?
Where's the Queen's room? I got kind of lost on the way there.
Ah, I understand, that's okay–Hey, does this Archive have documents on different cases the big government (Republic) has taken?
Then can I have documents about self-defense from invasions and large business laws, please?
Yes, that would be good, thank you.
Oh this is going to take a long time.
Goodby V1 friend! and thank you for your help! I think Padme's gonna like our plan!
Will talk to Padme about it and get her help for you!
I did this both for the meme of Crazy propagandist me, and also to serve as a potential answer to how Jar Jar could have participated in the liberation of Naboo while also being voted into being the Supreme Chancellor.
