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Lords of Darkness (WHF CK2-Ish Quest)

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[X] Plan: Divide and Conquer
-[X]Group 1-4
1,070,805 skeleton warriors
704,522 zombies
2,742,141 grave guard
3,265,334 Black Knights
30 undead Giants
18 necromancers
--[X] attack the walls with a combination of barrage and zombie pile-climb, Giants are to focus on towers and siege engines while skeleton warriors are to barrage the walls and any aerial forces with arrows. Necromancers are to be divided into 10 being on dispeling/banishing duty, 4 on buffing the undead, and the last 4 on throwing curses at the enemy forces. Black knights are to take ground while the grave-guard come to back them up, ensure that the forces are split in two (two waves just in case things get hairy)
-[X] Group 5
1,070,805 skeleton warriors
704,522 zombies
2,742,141 grave guard
3,265,337 Black Knights
33 undead Giants
18 necromancers
--[X] Attack the Gatehouse with a combination of barrage and magical attacks, using the giants and skeletons to aim for the gatehouse and its defenders, once the gate is breach and the gatehouse itself a wreck, then zombies will swarm to provide a ramp for the black knights to charge in, while the Grave guard will follow suit for the harsh duty of punching through the lines by grinding them down. 18 necromancers on dispelling/banishing duty this time, to ensure that chaos cannot fully send daemons or other worse things at us.
 
Alucard Vampiry said:
And just like I can already see the incoming Dracula jokes.
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yup...i can tell Emps is going to bitch about wallachia, and the whole dracula the impaler thing going on...at least until kitten starts explainig stuf...like how he has 2 wives and such.

also, Draculs greater Daemons...oh god Emperor dragons would be bullshit with magic+tech+draconic constitution...they would be classified as emperor class titans if not worse due to their sheer size and capabilities...i mean being able to target the organic crew of a titan and wipe them out in a instant taking said war machine off line? or worse it getting boarded by ghouls or other nasties who decide to take the crews places.

lets also not forget Dracul is a grand tactician, and is most likely going to hit argi and mining worlds, suddenly the war machine of the imperium starts crumbling down due to lack of food and minerals for things and the sector dracul is targeting is now going to become desperate for any kind of salvation due to hunger strikes and mechanicus forge worlds bitching at sector governors for resources.
 
RandomDwarf said:
lets also not forget Dracul is a grand tactician, and is most likely going to hit argi and mining worlds, suddenly the war machine of the imperium starts crumbling down due to lack of food and minerals for things and the sector dracul is targeting is now going to become desperate for any kind of salvation due to hunger strikes and mechanicus forge worlds bitching at sector governors for resources.
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The focus on attacks would be Agri, Forge, and Mining Worlds since they produce food, weapons, and mineral wealth respectively and wouldn't be such a hassle to hold like a Hive World.

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RandomDwarf said:
yup...i can tell Emps is going to bitch about wallachia, and the whole dracula the impaler thing going on...at least until kitten starts explainig stuf...like how he has 2 wives and such.
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Bram Stoker's Dracula had three wives as well, and in the parody verse, so does Dracul (Shallya, Myrmidia, and Isha) The last one would send TTS Emps into a whining fit.
 
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Alucard Vampiry said:
The focus on attacks would be Agri, Forge, and Mining Worlds since they produce food, weapons, and mineral wealth respectively and wouldn't be such a hassle to hold like a Hive World.

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Bram Stoker's Dracula had three wives as well, and in the parody verse, so does Dracul (Shallya, Myrmidia, and Isha) The last one would send TTS Emps into a whining fit.
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ironically the imperium is going to be getting socked like a heavy weight boxer going for the low-blower against a civilian.

and as for the dracula bit, Dracul is quite happy with a actual godess and not a alderari construct, which ironically will have far more impact on reality/the warp. especially once Kitten informs the emperor about the "High Elves", and of course the return of the "Squats"....and the subsequent loss of several sectors to angry fucking Dawi. especially because of mother fucking grimmner kicking ass and taking names.
 
Whenyouseeyou said:
Oh don't forget @Alucard Vampiry and @RandomDwarf the Eldar reactions to their gods being back and the sudden return to their powers they had before She was born
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Yea, it's not like that. The Elven gods and the Aeldari Gods look the same, but they aren't the same gods. So the power they wield thanks to the Super Weapons that became Gods, will not return if the Cadai go the 40k verse, and even them they have to contend with Slaanesh who will never allow that (Chaos Gods are extremely possessive even more so with Slaanesh), and also the fact that no one wants the Eldar back to what they once were. For good reason.
 
Whenyouseeyou said:
Hey @Alucard Vampiry do you think Dracul in TTS would get the Lamators (the most noble but extremely sad marines of the imperium and everyone hates them) as a way to save them from their "curse"
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To be fair, the Lamenters are very loyal to the Emperor and the Imperium, and siding with Dracul (Who at this point would be a rising threat against the Imperium) would make them traitors for real. So, no, even if the offer was genuine (Which I highly doubt it Dracul is very pragmatic) they would refuse. And then promptly get overwhelmed by a tide of undead and who knows what else, only to barely escape, build up their numbers, and then get annihilated again.
 
Alucard Vampiry said:
To be fair, the Lamenters are very loyal to the Emperor and the Imperium, and siding with Dracul (Who at this point would be a rising threat against the Imperium) would make them traitors for real. So, no, even if the offer was genuine (Which I highly doubt it Dracul is very pragmatic) they would refuse. And then promptly get overwhelmed by a tide of undead and who knows what else, only to barely escape, build up their numbers, and then get annihilated again.
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I say Tit-snitch would have a blast from this right @Alucard Vampiry
 
Alucard Vampiry said:
Yea, it's not like that. The Elven gods and the Aeldari Gods look the same, but they aren't the same gods. So the power they wield thanks to the Super Weapons that became Gods, will not return if the Cadai go the 40k verse, and even them they have to contend with Slaanesh who will never allow that (Chaos Gods are extremely possessive even more so with Slaanesh), and also the fact that no one wants the Eldar back to what they once were. For good reason.
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If you really want to know how fucked the eldar caused shit to be…go to space battles "Spawn Of The Well"…that fiction alone and it's author gives a very good account on Why everything is the ducking eldar's fault!!!

@Whenyouseeyou you too! Check it out!

But as for the lamenators…those sad boys are deathly loyal to humanity…only reason they would even leave is if massive fucking betrayals happen (regular thing). Though if they did finally throw their hands in the air and fucked off because holy shit their fucked either way, I could see things improving for them. Light and heaven winds are good at curse breaking.
 
Whenyouseeyou said:
The chaos god of Fate ( sorry it just sounds better and majorkill calls him that from his commenters correcting him on how to correctly say his name and he just took it because it's fucking funny) @Alucard Vampiry
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Ah the indecisive mollusk then…dracul while seemingly does good things, he is pragmatic as fuck and works to benefit from said actions. Sure it's a "moral" way to go, but dracul sees the long term benefits more then most people.
 
Whenyouseeyou said:
The chaos god of Fate ( sorry it just sounds better and majorkill calls him that from his commenters correcting him on how to correctly say his name and he just took it because it's fucking funny)
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Ah, Tzeentch... oh yeah he may or may not be the reason why the Lamenters are so unlucky... and Ciaphas Cain has Plot Armor much to distress of both, mainly the latter, like really he really isn't all there thanks to all of those near death situations and only survivor scenarios.
RandomDwarf said:
If you really want to know how fucked the eldar caused shit to be…go to space battles "Spawn Of The Well"…that fiction alone and it's author gives a very good account on Why everything is the ducking eldar's fault!!!
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I actually follow that fic, and it only proved what I always thought that 40% of all problems in the galaxy are the Eldar's fault the rest can lay down at the feet of the Old Ones and the Necrons.
 
Alucard Vampiry said:
I actually follow that fic, and it only proved what I always thought that 40% of all problems in the galaxy are the Eldar's fault the rest can lay down at the feet of the Old Ones and the Necrons.
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Ah yes the eldar…is it wrong I want to see the high elves take the eldar down a couple hundred pegs or so? I mean the high elves may be snooty assholes at times, but dear god those crazy lads and ladies have it rough. Their "death" is basically go to two different hells. One is chaos, the other is a jealous bitch queen.

If we ever manage to kill the dark elves pantheon, I vote we give those poor ducking sods down there a better ending. Hell even just a simple valley would be ducking heaven after all the bullshit they have to deal with.

As for the old ones…yeah they fucked up by putting the necrontyr back in the same place they originated and didn't ask if they should do that.

The necrontyr nobles are also at fault for being morons and attacking a god damn super species, and the C'tan deceiver is also at fault again for a bunch of shit.

Warp mom though gets a pass.
 
RandomDwarf said:
Ah yes the eldar…is it wrong I want to see the high elves take the eldar down a couple hundred pegs or so? I mean the high elves may be snooty assholes at times, but dear god those crazy lads and ladies have it rough. Their "death" is basically go to two different hells. One is chaos, the other is a jealous bitch queen.
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Oh, the High Elves would be absolutely furious at the Eldar, mostly because they created a Chaos God from their decadence, and the fact that they are still so arrogant that would make even Caledorians (aka the Elves with the biggest sense of pride) absolutely hate them for it, because it was such a humble pie that would have any species act in a more humble way to compensate for their misdeeds. But the Eldar? Honestly, even if their salvation plan sounds dumb.

They nearly destroyed their galaxy by creating their own god, so how they are going to save themselves and the galaxy? Why by creating another god!

I wouldn't even be surprised if this backfired.

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RandomDwarf said:
If we ever manage to kill the dark elves pantheon, I vote we give those poor ducking sods down there a better ending. Hell even just a simple valley would be ducking heaven after all the bullshit they have to deal with.
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The Dream is the past of your realm that is basically heaven. In there, the souls experience their happiest moments in their life, and while the majority will never know it, some are. And are thrilled because of it, especially since some can reunite with their dead friends and family in there.
 
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Alucard Vampiry said:
Oh, the High Elves would be absolutely furious at the Eldar, mostly because they created a Chaos God from their decadence, and the fact that they are still so arrogant that would make even Caledorians (aka the Elves with the biggest sense of pride) absolutely hate them for it, because it was such a humble pie that would have any species act in a more humble way to compensate for their misdeeds. But the Eldar? Honestly, even if their salvation plan sounds dumb.

They nearly destroyed their galaxy by creating their own god, so how they are going to save themselves and the galaxy? Why by creating another god!

I wouldn't even be surprised if this backfired.
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Also eldar culture is alot different than high elf culture since most high elves would probably consider Eldar to be essentially dwarfs in the shape of elves considering how much eldar society is centered around revenge and reclaiming the glory days
 
Balmung1 said:
Also eldar culture is alot different than high elf culture since most high elves would probably consider Eldar to be essentially dwarfs in the shape of elves considering how much eldar society is centered around revenge and reclaiming the glory days
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Pretty much this, just combine Elven pride with Dwarven stubbornness, multiply it by a few thousand, and you have the Eldar in all their self-destructiveness.
 
Alucard Vampiry said:
Pretty much this, just combine Elven pride with Dwarven stubbornness, multiply it by a few thousand, and you have the Eldar in all their self-destructiveness.
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Oh god imagine the caldori learning about the eldar…and frankly speaking I see the high elves are the TRUE version of the eldar on what they could have been if not rushed by the war in heaven…if chaos hadn't been a bitch and a trillion we could have seen LOTR elves…or at least the best examples of them being the basis of the high elves.

I can imagine the phoenix king getting a mit bit pissed off…and of course declaring a species wide grudge on the eldar.

Especially since slannesh WAS PURPOSELY MADE!!! And of course the eldar are responsible for slannesh eating all the elven souls and torturing them for such a long fucking time.

I predict enough fury that khorne takes not and decides he wants that shit and starts brawling with slannesh on the elven souls.
 
RandomDwarf said:
Oh god imagine the caldori learning about the eldar…and frankly speaking I see the high elves are the TRUE version of the eldar on what they could have been if not rushed by the war in heaven…if chaos hadn't been a bitch and a trillion we could have seen LOTR elves…or at least the best examples of them being the basis of the high elves.
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The Eldar are weapons- no scratch that they are super weapons meant to fight in a war that would have made even the Primarchs' second tier heroes at their very best and only Emps would have made any significance, and only just. The worst of all is that the ones that held the trigger aren't here anymore and the weapon misfire again and again.

The Eldar are a near lost cause, and frankly, if it wasn't for the cause that their genocide would only empower Slaanesh, I would do a happy dance that they are all dead. Cause, really, the more I look at them, the more I can see how desperate the Old Ones were to create them, the Krork, and who knows what else. The War in Heaven was that catastrophic to both the galaxy and the warp.
 
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