Orario's Industrial District was rapidly proving to be Queen Administrator's least favorite place in the entire city. Muffled clashes of metal, the roaring of flame, the fine layer of ash atop everything above street level — all of it reminded Queen Administrator of ongoing combat. If she were in full control of herself, she could simply add an archival note to negate the association and move along. That was not an option. She couldn't even remove the uneasiness with the knowledge of her first Friend incubating at home.
The sole benefit seemed to be the significantly thinner crowds in the district. Those within seemed to be almost exclusively adventurers or workmen delivering boxes of supplies. The overall result required more situational awareness — deliveries apparently had priority for using the paths — but provided far more personal space in return.
The further into the district she got, however, the more lost Queen Administrator felt. She'd assumed Crozzo's workshop-forge would be in one of the buildings adjacent to Anzo's, but none of the name-plates matched him. As she went further into the district, the identification plates beside each door vanished entirely and were replaced solely by numbers. Queen Administrator was strongly considering giving up and visiting the Hephaestus Familia's shop on the first floor of Orario's central tower.
Fortunately, it didn't come to that. Her search eventually yielded a middle-aged human female wearing Hephaestus's emblem — a pair of crossed hammers over an erupting volcano — on the front of her coal-stained brown apron. Queen Administrator looked both ways to search for possible vehicles before jogging across the street to join her.
"Excuse me, but do you know where Crozzo of the Hephaestus Familia is?"
The woman took one dismissive look at Host and kept walking, apparently prioritizing delivering a wrapped broadsword over answering a stranger's questions. QA had to jog after the non-host just to hear the answer.
"If you're asking on behalf of someone wanting to commission a Magic Sword from him, don't bother. Kid's terrified of his own damn skill."
Queen Administrator's brow furrowed. She'd been under the impression that nearly all of the local weapons were imbued by local non-hosts. What properties made a
'Magic Sword' more magical than that?
"I don't even know what that is. I've been told he's to tutor me in basic combat before I next enter the dungeon."
The smith swerved toward a nearby wall and slowed to a stop, giving Host a longer examination as she did so. Queen Administrator joined her off the path and waited for her to finish her threat assessment.
"Oh. You're the canary?" The woman asked. "Shit, my bad. Crozzo's forge is over in the newer parts of the district; Hephaestus likes all the members of her Familia to have their own. The address is…"
Her brow furrowed before she eventually shrugged.
"Can't remember, honestly. If you can wait for me to finish handing this off — should be about ten minutes? — I can just lead you there. I'm better with images than numbers."
"I can wait," Queen Administrator acknowledged.
"Canary?"
The woman returned to the path and continued at a significantly faster pace than before. Queen Administrator appreciated the reluctance to waste Host's time.
"Mining reference. Miners used them to detect poisonous gas before someone figured out the modern Magic Stone sensors. Better hope you do something more memorable before you level, kid, or I can practically guarantee that's going to be your Alias."
"I have multiple questions. First: What is a 'Magic Stone?' Second: What is an 'Alias?'"
QA's guide momentarily slowed and she examined Host once more. As her tone didn't negatively shift, Queen Administrator assumed the non-host was satisfied with whatever she saw.
"'Magic Stone' is a term interchangeable with 'Monster Core.' This not your first language?"
Queen Administrator shook her head.
I would need exponential notation to easily express which it is.
"Huh. Nice job; you're easier to understand than some of the native speakers. The lack of emotion is a bit weird, though. That some respect thing back where you're from?"
"It's a byproduct of a relatively recent injury," Queen Administrator answered truthfully.
"I'm needing to learn social interactions from the beginning."
The blacksmith sharply inhaled through her teeth.
Archival note: Ask pseudo-host Hestia about the newest breathing variant.
"Shit. Sorry to hear that. Hope your recovery goes alright."
Several seconds passed in silence before QA decided she needed to repeat her question.
"What is an 'Alias?'" Queen Administrator repeated.
The smith started and directed a quick, teeth-baring smile at Host.
"Right, right. So when you get to Level Two, all the gods are invited to an optional meeting where they decide what kind of an official nickname they want to give you. The less powerful your Familia, well…"
The non-host shook her head.
"Frankly, the less influential your Familia, the more likely it is you're going to get something patently absurd or that the other Familia can use to mock you. 'Canary' would actually be pretty innocuous; Aliases like 'Fire Inferno Flame' are far more common. That's a real Alias, by the way."
Queen Administrator felt Host's face shifting to reflect a fear/disgust combination variant. She tried to make a mental note of how it felt for future use.
"Is there any way to bribe them into granting a less objectionable nickname?"
The non-host released a quick exhalation through her nose and shook her head.
Archival note: Ask about nose-specific breathing communications. Avoid expressing annoyance with human communications.
"Bribing half the gods in Orario? Good luck with that. Even if you gave it a good shot, you'd probably only end up with something like… gimme a sec."
True to her word, the blacksmith silently considered the idea for well over ten seconds.
"'Spoiled Princess Noble?'" the non-host eventually suggested. "Maybe worse. You gotta remember that the gods descended from Heaven almost purely for their own entertainment. Even saving mortals from monsters was done so their toys would survive. The responsible deities are definitely in the minority. Ah, stay out here for a minute—this is it."
Queen Administrator swerved off the path as the non-host went to a nearby building and knocked on the door. The elderly male who answered it spoke too quietly for Queen Administrator to eavesdrop, but she couldn't have missed out on much. The broadsword was passed on and the non-host returned to Host within a minute.
"Back the way we came, now," the guide said happily. "Anyway, what's your name? Everyone's just been calling you 'The Canary.'"
Queen Administrator.
"Taylor Hebert," she said instead.
"Please utilize 'Taylor' in future communications; using surnames quickly grows confusing at family gatherings."
That request earned her an indecipherable look for little discernible reason. The non-host didn't explain the look, either.
"Syndey here. Pleased to meet you. So, what brings you to Orario? Got a particular goal beyond becoming an adventurer?"
Queen Administrator nodded. As long as she omitted the more objectionable details, her goal should be perfectly reasonable by human standards.
"Making Friends and studying the nature of reality."
Syndey laughed despite the lack of any deliberate jokes.
"You might be happier in the Guild, kid. Adventuring is good for making friends, bad for keeping 'em. And there's not a lot of time to ponder philosophy when you're trying to avoid a wyvern's claws or a minotaur's club."
"Monsters and the Dungeon are two of the primary subjects I wish to study while here," Queen Administrator disagreed, choosing to ignore the comment about friend mortality rates.
"Orario's population can't even explain why or how the Dungeon released nearly a hundred monsters on the first floor. Such large holes in collective knowledge may very well lead to future casualties. It is possible that previous ambushes occurred in the past and simply left no witnesses. Knowledge is easily leveraged for power and we are ignorant."
The non-host took a deep breath and slowly nodded to herself.
"Mmm. You're alright, Taylor. You be sure to keep that conviction of yours, got it? It's easier to push yourself forward if you have something to work toward."
The words had a note of finality to them. Given as they still seemed to have several minutes of walking left to do, Queen Administrator refused to accept the implied dismissal.
"What is a 'Magic Sword,' and why does your Familia seem to dislike Crozzo?"
Syndey sharply inhaled through her nose again. Judging by the arrangement of her other facial features, Queen Administrator was guessing the expression was related to amusement.
"You really are an inquisitive little brat, aren't you? Don't let anyone scare you away from that. I wish
I'd asked more questions when I was starting out. Anyway, the two are linked. Magic Swords are weapons that essentially have spells waiting in 'em; you swing the sword, the sword casts the spell. They're expensive as all hell, but they're much better than a potion when you're heavily outmatched. The Crozzo family used to make more and stronger Magic Swords than anyone else until their weapons were used to burn down a forest of spirits. Those spirits were understandably upset and cursed the Crozzo line to never again make a usable Magic Sword.
"Welf Crozzo is the first one in generations to have his inherited skill actually work again. You'd think it'd be pretty obvious that the spirits decided to give them another try, right?"
Syndey shook her head.
"Nope. Kid can't seem to take the damned hint. Gifts are meant to be
used, not mounted on a wall and cooed over — or in his case, avoided. Yeah, Magic Swords won't last forever, but neither do normal blades. Better to have a sword break than its wielder."
Syndey slowed to a stop and gestured to the door of a nearby stone structure. The thick black smoke billowing up and out of its chimney confirmed that Welf Crozzo was either present and forging or absent and enabling arson.
"That's his workshop. Don't let what I said stop you; he's a good kid if you can ignore his hypocrisies. Good luck and stay safe, kid."
"The same to you," QA said carefully.
Queen Administrator had used that one phrase a disproportionate amount of times. Humans seemed to have so many variants on how to politely exit a conversation; effectively echoing their words back at them had saved Queen Administrator from needing to actually learn the various conversational closers. She still intended to
eventually, yet the nature of human memory forced her to set up a priority list and her current version was adequate.
Queen Administrator refocused on the outside world and hurried to Welf Crozzo's door. Repeatedly hitting it with the culturally designated part of her hand was unpleasant as always. She still didn't understand why humans considered it rude to utilize the more durable parts of their hands instead of their comparably fragile joints.
"Just a minute!" a male shouted from outside. "Almost done!"
Queen Administrator closed Host's eyes and sighed. She knew from experience that variants on that claim could range from anywhere between ten seconds and ten minutes. That tendency could be used to summarize human nature in general: they made precise measurements and then casually mutilated them.
Humans really should teach their progeny about margins of error.
To Queen Administrator's surprise, Welf actually managed to open the door in approximately the minute he'd promised. At least, she assumed the copper-haired teenager was the individual she'd been assigned to. His eyes spent several seconds flicking between different parts of
her Host's body, but Host apparently didn't mind them as much as some other examinations from individuals approximately Host's age. He seemed more interested in their armor and weaponry than what certain other irritants sometimes stared at.
"Welf Crozzo?" Queen Administrator questioned.
The teenager refocused on her face and smiled slightly.
"Yeah. Taylor, right?" he asked. "The voice is a giveaway."
Queen Administrator appropriately molded Host's face and voice to express displeasure.
"That is potentially problematic. We may need to institute additional authentication measures."
Welf blinked before gradually tilting his head to one side.
"Nnnnnnnno, I don't think that's necessary," he slowly replied. "I've never even heard of someone trying to disguise themselves as another person. Well, not if other people already knew them, anyway."
"That just means nobody is prepared for it," Queen Administrator rebuked, then stopped to reconsider.
Actually, that sounds exploitable. Unfortunately, Hestia did indicate we were likely to be in an alliance for the foreseeable future. Closing enemy security problems is worth reinforcing an ally.
Welf laughed briefly in what QA knew was the male equivalent of a giggle.
"Yeah, I really wouldn't worry about it. You can't falsify your Status, remember?"
Welf made it seem as though it was something obvious that everyone knew. Queen Administrator chose not to tell him she had not, in fact, been aware.
"Anyway, did your goddess conceal your Status yet? I don't want to see something I shouldn't when you're trying out different kinds of armor; shirts sometimes gets dragged up or caught places."
Queen Administrator tilted her head questioningly.
"She can conceal my Status?"
Welf's easy smile slipped into a small frown.
"That's a no. Weapons practice it is, then. I'm not too fond of the whole 'teaching by contrast' thing, but at least this'll teach you how to tell the difference between properly fitted and ill-fitting armor. Lemme put the fire out and get changed so we can go."
The blacksmith vanished into his
lair den workshop without even bothering to close the door. And if he was changing clothes…
"Should I close the door?" Queen Administrator called.
"Nah, I'll still be dressed the whole time. You can come in if you don't mind the smell."
Queen Administrator took an experimental sniff and shook her head.
Still too much like Escalation.
"I'm afraid I do mind. Why do you need armor if we're staying exclusively above-ground?"
"Dulled blades still smart if you get hit. Padding helps. Anyway, I heard you wanted to be an archer? I got a cheap hunting bow and some arrows for you. Treat me to lunch sometime and we'll call it even."
Queen Administrator blinked. Danny Hebert had warned her about individuals asking her out to non-group meals.
"I apologize, but we've just met and I am not romantically or physically interested."
"What?" Welf asked, sounding confused by her refusal.
"I am not—" Queen Administrator began again.
"No, no, that's not what I meant at all!" Welf interrupted, laughing. "Party members and friends go for meals together all the time."
The non-host reappeared in the doorway, now wearing leather armor similar to Host's and carrying two large blades. The promised hunting bow was nowhere to be seen.
"It's more common among adventurers to
bring people meals when you're first expressing interest, not to bring them
to meals. Bringing lunch for one person out of a party and excluding everyone else is practically as good as a confession."
The non-host finished locking his workshop and waved toward Orario's central tower.
"We'll make a quick detour to the market to pick up your bow and maybe get the fletcher to teach you how to maintain it. Shall we?"
An hour later, the colored target in front of
Queen Administrator Host had taken on a very distinct shape. Specifically, the two dots and curved line that signified the child-friendly depiction of a smiling human. The bow proved to be more unreliable and inconsistent than she'd anticipated, but the throwing knives? Those were easy once she established a baseline and marked them according to weight distribution.
"Invite me the first time you publicly play knives or darts," Welf ordered. "We could make a ki—I bet we could make a lot of money off a few choice wagers. I'll tell you who to avoid—which is to say, almost everyone above level three. Below that wouldn't stand a chance. Gods, you might even beat higher-ups if they're drunk enough."
Queen Administrator frowned to express wariness and turned to the blacksmith beside her.
"My former parental figure told me to avoid people who invited me to gamble."
Welf snorted and waved one hand through the air.
"Okay, okay, fair enough. How about we just have me put up the money and I'll give you some of the earnings anyway? Seriously, this is a
perfect opportunity. Not even joking."
"He also warned me of the tactic known as 'seed funding,'" Queen Administrator stated. Welf had acted trustworthy thus far, but that could've merely been a front for this opportunity.
"No, I'm not—are you messing with me? I honestly can't tell."
"I don't know what that phrase means. Could you explain?"
"Bleh. Never mind."
"I still want the explanation."
"We should totally teach you to play the common card games, too."
Adding extra means of gambling when she'd already refused one subtype was not helping her ability to trust him. He was also ignoring her questions.
"What does 'messing with me' mean?" Queen Administrator repeated pointedly.
"Okay,
okay, it means joking at my expense! Seriously though, are you always this stubborn? You're passi—
declining free money."
"Allegedly 'free' money is also on the list of things he warned me about," Queen Administrator noted.
"You are
impossible!"
"Hestia possesses more information than you and has already rejected that hypothesis."