[HALP] me! (WORM quest)

This.

There's approximately a 100% chance that the data stored in that brain was QA fucking with us. Hell, it's practically spelled out:



The mystery data was a personality archive.



And the personality archive took up enough memory space to store millions of years of memories.

Gosh, I sure wonder what sort of being had access to Taylor's brain, had the motive and means to do weird shit, and would take up millions of years of memory space to store a copy of their personality. :thonk:

We spent an omake bonus to thoroughly wipe that data, so no, we are not ever intentionally poking it ever again.
Perhaps we should consider going into the flag selling business. We've collected a ton of jolly Rogers already. I'm sure we'll get more.
Of course we shouldn't try to get that data just like that, but if we somehow got access to Claire's power, we could make a host body with the weird superbrain and the mystery personality data installed. If it goes well, we could have our very own pet QA! Or if it doesn't, we just destroy the body and are no worse off than before.
 
Let's focus on getting a human avatar for ourselves first before trying to get one for QA. I still think that would be too dangerous to consider, but maybe by the time we actually have the capability to pull that off (6 months from now? a year?), we'll also be more powerful than a Shard that has lived for millions of years and experienced Taylor's escalation into Khepri.
 
Let's focus on getting a human avatar for ourselves first before trying to get one for QA. I still think that would be too dangerous to consider, but maybe by the time we actually have the capability to pull that off (6 months from now? a year?), we'll also be more powerful than a Shard that has lived for millions of years and experienced Taylor's escalation into Khepri.
Certainly, if we're gonna do this, it'll be when we're so damn well protected nothing could realistically happen to us. We wouldn't be potentially fighting QA anyway, just her as an avatar. Like, a human body without an actual shard behind it.
 
Certainly, if we're gonna do this, it'll be when we're so damn well protected nothing could realistically happen to us. We wouldn't be potentially fighting QA anyway, just her as an avatar. Like, a human body without an actual shard behind it.

I feel like this is too dangerous still. Maybe if we've got high-level defenses and burn an omake bonus on making sure she doesn't pull anything stupid. For all we know, she'll have a direct override key in her memories, or the memetic defenses don't register her as not-us and somehow let her infest into our Shard. My bigger objection to this is "Why do we want QA to have an Avatar?" Unless we unlock a skill for Mental Woobiefication that turns QA into a Real Girl, we're probably just going to get Khepri-but-even-worse (because no Taylor) running around, effectively. QA is almost entirely incapable of socialisation, believes everything we do is fighting, and a desire to control everything. It's going to be even worse, since she actually has a legitimate reason to be utterly pissed at us - we stole her Self. Unless we're just going to brainjack QA for her knowledge somehow, I don't know why we'd want that.

Although... the Shards we've seen aren't nearly as bad as Khepri/QA was. Even disregarding Actually-Just-Lisa Negotiator and Gaea not being Shaper like expected, not every Shard is terrible. Telekinetic, for example, seems nice enough - I can't see her being nearly as terrible as QA in any way. It's been shown that Shards in the quest can understand concepts that aren't fighting (although they do heavily lean towards DATA), and can even make sorta-friends, kinda.

Perhaps QA is exceptionally bad compared to other shards, maybe exacerbated by the jailbroken connection to Taylor? Or are all Shards completely incompetent at understanding humans, even if they can understand Shards fine? (Doubt it - emotional responses should have been included in the Standard Host Package for working Shards. Besides, how would a Social Thinker/Master Shard get data if it can't understand the result of its power on humans?) Or are all Shards in the quest-verse not just humanized Shard-side, but actually different enough socially that they could maybe interact with others? That'd certainly be interesting if true. In this case, I'd much rather help Gaea get her own Avatar than QA, because Gaea is best Shard. In fact, I'd rather put nearly any non-broken Shard in an Avatar rather than QA unless there was a really really urgent need - even if she isn't all worlds-domination, she's still going to be really angry at us, most likely.
 
The point of putting her in a body is that there'd be no direct connection to us. No Corona or anything, just the additional data QA out in Taylor's brain. It doesn't matter what she has up her sleeve if she's essentially put in a human body with no way to reach our shard-self. We could then ascertain whether we can work with her and/or interrogate her in regards to other possible landmines she's left behind.

Keep in mind, this is just an idea for something we could do down the line, when we're relatively secure.
 
That's still really risky. Human!QA would be aware of all of Shard!QA's contingency plans, and would probably be able to set them off with only moderate effort. And those contingency plans could (in fact, probably will) be major threats to us.

Especially with time travel potentially in play to let future mistakes come back down the line to fuck with us now, I'd really rather commit to never examining that data. Not even when we think it's safe.
 
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Actually, if your looking for a hive mind, I suggest using this as a base

I've been thinking about maybe writing taylor as a altpower psychic gestalt using that as a basis.
 
Of course we shouldn't try to get that data just like that, but if we somehow got access to Claire's power, we could make a host body with the weird superbrain and the mystery personality data installed. If it goes well, we could have our very own pet QA! Or if it doesn't, we just destroy the body and are no worse off than before.
That's making an assumption that QA needs to be connected to us for her to kill us. Taylor's super brain wasn't connected to us so it's entirely likely that whatever her plan is it doesn't solely hinge on that.

Certainly, if we're gonna do this, it'll be when we're so damn well protected nothing could realistically happen to us.
That's one hell of an assumption.


Actually, if your looking for a hive mind, I suggest using this as a base

I've been thinking about maybe writing taylor as a altpower psychic gestalt using that as a basis.

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That's making an assumption that QA needs to be connected to us for her to kill us. Taylor's super brain wasn't connected to us so it's entirely likely that whatever her plan is it doesn't solely hinge on that.
Yeah, but even though the mystery data was in Taylor's brain, it was dormant, presumably until we triggered her and thus opened a connection. If QA could work directly against us without a corona to connect to us, she'd have done so before we'd ever found out about the little present she left us in Taylor's brain. Why lay a trap if you can just as well take over Taylor and do it directly? This is why we had time to find out what was going on- if QA could just snap with human fingers and wipe us out, we'd have instantly lost at the start of the quest.
That's one hell of an assumption.
Once we've researched every defensive option we can think of, I bloody hope we're save from whatever QA can pull. Remember, we're eventually planning to be on the same level as an entity.
Actually, if your looking for a hive mind, I suggest using this as a base

I've been thinking about maybe writing taylor as a altpower psychic gestalt using that as a basis.

That sounds really interesting, I'd totally read that.
 
Once we've researched every defensive option we can think of, I bloody hope we're save from whatever QA can pull. Remember, we're eventually planning to be on the same level as an entity.

Considering the options we see so far, i'm going to say the end of the defense tree lines is "Passive 1d100+stat roll that doesn't cause Research Penalties."
Not "fully defended from without a roll."

I don't know where the idea is that our defenses will eventually be perfect came from, considering that's massively mechanically broken.
 
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Considering the options we see so far, i'm going to say the end of the defense tree lines is "Passive 1d100+stat roll that doesn't cause Research Penalties."
Not "fully defended from without a roll."

I don't know where the idea is that our defenses will eventually be perfect came from, considering that's massively mechanically broken.
As far as I understand it, we're researching stuff so we don't have to roll for it. Like, we could ADC any host connected to us right now, but we'd have to roll for it and would likely fuck it up. I mean, I could misunderstand or misremember things, but I thought that was the purpose of researching practically applicable stuff. Remember when we tried to work with Charge:
QM Note: You're pretty sure Charge just compiled maliciously. Or one half of it did. Good thing you researched attack types! No roll needed, auto-success. No damage taken.
If we've researched the applicable defenses, we should be immune to that specific form of attack via auto-success without rolling.
 
1: Go re-read the Memetic Filtering section. It gives a defense roll that wouldn't normally exist but in no way even implies that a roll will be removed eventually.
2: It removes rolls that determine if we can properly do a thing. The rolls are there to see if we fuck up, and are removed when we know what we're doing well enough to not make a mistake. This is entirely different from a form of defense against an attack.
3: It's half a broken Shard. Shard complied maliciously not attacked. It was trying to basically turn something we made it do into an attack, which would only succeed if we didn't known what it was trying to do. We had enough knowledge to work around it. It wasn't the same this as being deliberately attacked. You are comparing apples and oranges.

There's no way Vhal's going to let us Research perfect defenses, because at that point the quest becomes guaranteed to win.
It makes zero sense for it to work the way you're describing, and it has zero support in the text.
 
Yeah, but even though the mystery data was in Taylor's brain, it was dormant, presumably until we triggered her and thus opened a connection. If QA could work directly against us without a corona to connect to us, she'd have done so before we'd ever found out about the little present she left us in Taylor's brain. Why lay a trap if you can just as well take over Taylor and do it directly? This is why we had time to find out what was going on- if QA could just snap with human fingers and wipe us out, we'd have instantly lost at the start of the quest.
That's making the assumption the activation condition was Taylor triggering. It could have been something like "activate once Taylor is in range of allied shard/other resource". Because there are/were major risks in trying to attack us via the Corona connection to Taylor. This includes but is not limited to us simply cutting the connection, frying Taylor's brain by shoving massive amounts of energy into it, or even just teleporting a rock into her skull once we detected QA was attacking us through the connection. She wouldn't have known what we would have/are capable of when she made that super brain.

Once we've researched every defensive option we can think of, I bloody hope we're save from whatever QA can pull. Remember, we're eventually planning to be on the same level as an entity.
We already know that entities can be harmed, and even killed. Entity level defenses are meaningless against gods, and QA was trying to fight a rob.

Considering the options we see so far, i'm going to say the end of the defense tree lines is "Passive 1d100+stat roll that doesn't cause Research Penalties."
Not "fully defended from without a roll."
This. Even if we don't need to roll via the research just granting us a static level of defense that does nothing to stop our defenses from being overcome through force or skill. There's a reason these defense skills have levels on them.

I don't know where the idea is that our defenses will eventually be perfect came from, considering that's massively mechanically broken.
Again, this.
 
UUgh. If we know how to defend and have a good and strong anti virus and anti malware installed that means we don't have to actively defend ourselves from that, as in no roll needed.
And if we do have to actively defend ourselves from an attack, knowing how to properly defend ourselves from them means we could skip the roll too.
Tho that does not exclude us from being targeted by shards that have splicing tools beyond our ability to counter without going really deep down the tech tree - brodcast.

Becoming competent's not bad. I mean, if our goal is to become an entity like our golden boy than well. It'd make sense to get to a point that our competence is beyond such trifling things.
 
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Yeah, of course our defense was never going to be perfect, even Zion and Eden got ganked.

That's doesn't mean we can't be better than we are now.
 
1: Go re-read the Memetic Filtering section. It gives a defense roll that wouldn't normally exist but in no way even implies that a roll will be removed eventually.
I'm sorry, but that's just wrong.
[X] [Memetic Proxy Filtering 1]: 275 Tinker Information, 125-100=25 Research. (+186 Bonus) Memes. Memes everywhere. How do you protect yourself from their corrupting influence? You can just not come with contact with any, but that would mean not learning anything, ever. So how about splitting off, then telling that other you to catch those bugs, see if you want to keep them? Obviously not ideal, as you'll need to keep a distance from that other self. Even then it can fail, if a meme is virulent/proactive enough. Also it slows down research and communication speed. Note: This skill must be turned on and off. Activity will be tracked. "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
  • [ ] [Better Memetic Separation]: 200 Thinker Information, 350 Tinker Information, 450-150=300 Research. Keeps more insidious memes out. More complete defense. Also cripples your ability to perform research! Strongly limits communication skills. Note: This skill must be turned on and off. Activity will be tracked. "Good thing I wasn't paying any attention to the outside world just then!"
  • [ ] [Memetic Proxy Filtering 2]: 200 Thinker Information, 350 Tinker Information, 450 Research. Toggling your defenses… it feels almost like a Bad Meme. Keeps your defenses constantly running, without affecting your Research speeds as much as the base skill. "Wait, what was that, again?"
  • [ ] [Automatic Memetic Screening]: 200 Thinker Information, 350 Tinker Information, 450 Research. A much weaker form of Memetic Defense. Likely won't stop much… but it will give you time to react or enable a better defense form. This skill is permanent and doesn't affect your research or communication in any way. "I can't believe people pay attention to this stuff..."
What I take away from this is that we're currently looking at a "defensive mode" that makes us immune to weaker attacks ([Memetic Proxy Filtering 1]) at the cost of severely lowered research and communication speed and lets us defend against stronger attacks with a better roll (as I understand it) or lets us be undefended against them (Even then it can fail, if a meme is virulent/proactive enough), necessitating a natural roll. This can be upgraded to completely defend against stronger attacks than our current option ([Better Memetic Separation]), make it constantly active for a lower speed cost ([Memetic Proxy Filtering 2]) and a passive upgrade that buys us time to engage active defenses whenever we're under attack ([Automatic Memetic Screening]).

Nothing in here says "you get a roll you otherwise wouldn't", it just says we're defended. Heck, in Better Memetic Separation it even says "More complete defense". Like, as in a complete defense applying to stronger/more varied memetic attacks. So long as our Filtering is up, we're completely immune to anything it defends against. The current additional research options heavily imply that we can eventually have our defenses up constantly with less and less penalties, too- no reason we won't eventually be immune to everything another shard could throw at us. Remember, we're actually using basic programming skills to interact with shards, a skillset not even the entities ever attained. Mostly because they didn't ever think of it.

There's no way Vhal's going to let us Research perfect defenses, because at that point the quest becomes guaranteed to win.
It makes zero sense for it to work the way you're describing, and it has zero support in the text.
I hope I've given enough support in the text by this point. Also, saying Vhal won't let us makes no sense. Researching the Stranger Danger tree lets us eventually hide from even entities, how is that any less overpowered? Not to mention, just having perfect defenses is not an auto-win for the quest. We'd still have to deal with Zion, where being immune to stuff helps, but if you're going to complain that researching defenses makes us harder to kill/infect/modify/whatever, then what would we even bother researching it for?
That's making the assumption the activation condition was Taylor triggering. It could have been something like "activate once Taylor is in range of allied shard/other resource". Because there are/were major risks in trying to attack us via the Corona connection to Taylor. This includes but is not limited to us simply cutting the connection, frying Taylor's brain by shoving massive amounts of energy into it, or even just teleporting a rock into her skull once we detected QA was attacking us through the connection. She wouldn't have known what we would have/are capable of when she made that super brain.
And why would QA give a fuck about the possible side-effects? It's a shard. If killing off Taylor lets it take control of itself back, then that's completely acceptable from an average shard's perspective. I mean, there's no reason for QA not to take this gambit; if it doesn't work and it loses this copy of itself, it's no worse off than before. Also, if it had a way to attack us without a direct connection, it would have done so way before we wiped out the mystery personality data. Again, no reason for her to wait until some mysterious conditions are met.

Finally, putting QA in control of a host body makes no effective difference to when it was sleeping inside the back of Taylor's head. It would simply allow us to directly communicate with our predecessor via one of our avatars. The only possible way for her to attack us in that situation would be if she had programmed some kinda code into us that let the data we could investigate via Administrative Archeology take over. Which is useless once we're researched Administrative Archeology and are actively defending against memetic hazards anyway.

No way for her to contact any other shards in this scenario, either, as she's not a shard. If hosts could communicate via the shardnet, I'm pretty sure we'd know about it.
We already know that entities can be harmed, and even killed. Entity level defenses are meaningless against gods, and QA was trying to fight a rob.
So we invent better defenses than entities. There, problem solved. Not to mention that it's unlikely we'll fight a ROB through our specific anti-shard tools. We'd likely need magic and/or psionics for that. For the time being, I'm completely fine with being immune to entity-level bullshit, also making us immune to QA's stuff. Remember, it was TRYING to fight a ROB. It lost, otherwise we wouldn't be in it's body.
This. Even if we don't need to roll via the research just granting us a static level of defense that does nothing to stop our defenses from being overcome through force or skill. There's a reason these defense skills have levels on them.
Yeah, and once we've reached max level we're immune no matter what kinda memetic shit is thrown at us. We work our way up the ladder, becoming more and more immune to attacks of differing intensity, making it easier and easier to defend against stuff above our immunity threshold.
 
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Heck, in Better Memetic Separation it even says "More complete defense". Like, as in a complete defense applying to stronger/more varied memetic attacks. So long as our Filtering is up, we're completely immune to anything it defends against.
More complete =/= complete. Even with better meme separation we would still be vulnerable.

. If killing off Taylor lets it take control of itself back, then that's completely acceptable from an average shard's perspective.
I said nothing at all about QA caring about Taylor dying. That I said was that it was foolish for her to attack us through taylor because that's a connection we're in control of. The only reason I brought up killing Taylor is because it also kills QA.

Also, if it had a way to attack us without a direct connection, it would have done so way before we wiped out the mystery personality data.
That just proves my point though. We had given QA a direct connection through our zero Corona. If she was going to attack us through a direct connection she would have already.

Yeah, and once we've reached max level we're immune no matter what kinda memetic shit is thrown at us.
That's still a leap of logic I can't make. We might get real good later on, like +10000 on a roll good, but that doesn't mean we'll ever be immune to anything. There is always a bigger fish.
 
Double posting to make sure Vhal sees this.

@Vhalidictes can we get a research tree for budding? Like something that eventually lets us give our buds whatever personality we want?

@Metoto if you so desperately want a pet QA, rather than risk things with the hostile one, let's make our own.
 
There would be no point. Anything we made wouldn't even qualify as a copy, just some pale imitation. He wants original QA.

And if we're making buds anyway, let's not waste one by giving it multitasking, we've got that covered.
 
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You know what would be a good idea? Giving Taylor the Gamer power! :D

I'm sure the author of this quest would LOVE more things to keep track of! :evil:
 
Nah. If we give Taylor a gamer power, what'll happen is we get distracted with other stuff and let her do her thing.

Then we look back eventually to talk to her, she'll have been grinding and minmaxed her level above BBs zone level.
 
More complete =/= complete. Even with better meme separation we would still be vulnerable.
Yup, and then we unlock better meme separation 2 as a research project that protects us against worse stuff.
I said nothing at all about QA caring about Taylor dying. That I said was that it was foolish for her to attack us through taylor because that's a connection we're in control of. The only reason I brought up killing Taylor is because it also kills QA.
And I said in that same post
there's no reason for QA not to take this gambit; if it doesn't work and it loses this copy of itself, it's no worse off than before.
If the only purpose of this data is to enable QA to take over again, then risking it dying is okay. It is, after all, just one copy of QA put there for the express purpose of doing... something, most likely attack us in some way.
That just proves my point though. We had given QA a direct connection through our zero Corona. If she was going to attack us through a direct connection she would have already.
Nope, if QA programmed that data to attack us through a corona, it'd have waited until we'd triggered Taylor and grown an actual corona. The little mock-up we installed to share Taylor's senses isno direct connection or at least doesn't count as such for QA's purposes. Remember, we could actually find out something was wrong with Taylor's brain through our improvised corona whereas we couldn't see her actual brain through Lilac's connection, neither could Gaea see anything. The little surprise was explicitly engineered to be impossible to detect via shard senses such as what we'd have access to through an actual corona. Vhal even said we weren't supposed to find out what was going on until much later. Wanna bet us growing an actual corona and never see anything coming was QA's plan?
That's still a leap of logic I can't make. We might get real good later on, like +10000 on a roll good, but that doesn't mean we'll ever be immune to anything. There is always a bigger fish.
That's your opinion and it's valid enough, but I still think memetic filtering makes us categorically immune to memetic hazards below a certain threshold and we can raise this threshold above entity level standard at some point.
@Metoto if you so desperately want a pet QA, rather than risk things with the hostile one, let's make our own.
Getting a pet QA is actually just a side benefit, though a large one. If we could interrogate QA, we could find out what exactly happened with the ROB that put us in our shard body and what kinds of surprises QA left behind. If we know what we're dealing with, we've already won half the battle.

Also, I'm not particularly desperate for doing this, I'm just arguing that putting the QA data into a host body is a viable course of action somewhat down the line. Like, once we've got an avatar and are confident in our memetic protections.
 
@Metoto Let's just agree to disagree on our opinions.

Getting a pet QA is actually just a side benefit, though a large one. If we could interrogate QA, we could find out what exactly happened with the ROB that put us in our shard body and what kinds of surprises QA left behind. If we know what we're dealing with, we've already won half the battle.
If that's the case, we don't need to bother with QA, now or ever. Administrative archeaology would have all the memories you're looking for. QA must have encountered a previous Rob that body jacked her for her to come up with a counter measure. We can just use those memories.

are confident in our memetic protections.
I pointed this out a long time ago but it bears mentioning again, there are other forms of informational warfare besides memes. All the meme defense in the world is worthless before something that isn't a meme.
 
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