Let's face it, Armsmaster is Abaddon hiding among humans to ensure the normie couple he hated got killed, who eventually finds a 2D waifu to love and live happily ever after with.
This is beautiful. One second.
The Amazing Adventures of Abaddon and Collin
Episode: Origin
>Be Abaddon
>Be soaring through space like a majestic space whale.
>Check out the new Shards you got.
>They're all trash tier.
>My feel when.
>Turn around to give that swindling normie a piece of your mind.
>Whoops.jpg
>She asploded.
>Guess she just wasn't up to handling your specialty Shards.
>Grorious Entity Shards, specialized over a thousand times.
>The other one's just kinda floating there.
>Feels bad man.
>You should probably keep an eye on him.
>He looks like he's going to commit sudoku.
>Guilt trip.wav
>You can't back out now.
>Looks like Zion made a host.
>You should probably do that too.
>He made literal Superman.
>Laughs at the normie.
>Your host will be much better.
>Now let's see...
>This one. This one will do nicely.
>Supervillain laugh.wav
The sun shone down through the cold winter morning, a lone ray finding itself piercing through a college dorm window. Collin Wallis groggily stirred from his position slumped over his computer. He wiped a thin strand of drool from his mouth as he tried to remember why he wasn't in his bed.
"Let's see... I was studying for Psychology, and then I checked that email and... Right, someone was wrong on the internet again." Collin shifted out of his chair, trying in vain to stretch out some of the cricks and aches that had developed in his neck. He grabbed a bottle of fruit juice and a half eaten slice of pizza from the mini-fridge that he'd brought into the dorm last semester, sighing as he sat down to eat.
Really, it wasn't
his fault some people had shit taste in waifus. I mean really, going for that younger peppy girl when the best older-sister type ever was
right there! Collin really didn't understand some people. Grabbing a banana and a fresh piece of toast to eat on the run, as is tradition, Collin set about preparing for another day of classes.
>Be Abaddon
>Be in Collin's dorm
>Be excited for a host
>Herewego.jpg
"Okay, what the hell is this?" Collin exclaimed as he turned to face the center of the room, where
something hovered.
"Is this some kind of cape prank between dorms? But why would anyone target me? I have literally never given anyone a reason to notice my existence." Collin took a small step back before feeling the back of his leg run into his bed.
>Be Abaddon
>Look like Kyubey now.
>Gonna make some contracts now.
>Well, just one.
"No. No. Fuck no, I'm not becoming a magical girl. Now who the heck are you? Is Oozma Cappa pranking people again?" Collin's eyes dilated as a nervous sweat began to roll down his neck.
"Is this a new villain? Is my dorm being invaded by a new villain?"
>Be Abaddon
>"I am the god of this world"
>No, but seriously.
>Anything you can do, I can do better.wav
>Explain to Collin that you want to use him as a host.
"Hell no, why would I give up my body to you!?" Collin inwardly seethed. This was
his body, damn it! He'd spent twenty years with the thing. Like hell he was just going to give it up.
>Explain that Collin will be fine.
>You won't do anything to his personality.
>You just want a way to check in on this world.
>Explain you choose Collin because he was the only prospective host that wasn't a filthy normie.
>...
>You'll give him powers.
>Tell him that you can give him whatever power he wants.
"Fine. If this is real... Then give me the power of munchkinry. The power to endlessly adapt and improve." Collin was hesitant. Anyone would be, really. But if what this
thing in front of him was saying was true... If there was a chance that Collin could actually...
>Be Abaddon.
>Be amused.
>Evil laugh.wav
>Tell Collin that you will give him the power of [Optimization]
>This is why you choose him!
>Finally, someone else who's not a fucking normie!
>Bond with Collin
>Everything goes well.
>Phew.jpg
>Be Abaddon
>Be Collin Wallis
>Grin
>We anime now, son.