Green Sun, Black Shadows (CG/Exalted)

Oh come on! We just shot the guy, twice, once with actual bullets and once with freaking lightning! What does it take to bring this moron down?
 
By Agony Empower only prevent unconscious from Bashing, I think.
Nope:
BY AGONY EMPOWERED

Cost: —
Mins: Essence 3
Type: Permanent
Keywords: None
Duration: Permanent
Prerequisite Charms: Nightmare Fugue Vigilance
This Charm permanently improves By Pain Reforged, allowing that Charm to ignore deleterious effects from lethal damage. In addition, if lethal damage would reduce the Infernal below Incapacitated while he is using By Pain Reforged, the damage does not continue into his Dying levels, instead upgrading existing lethal wounds into aggravated damage. Once the Infernal has aggravated wounds in all health levels, further damage can mortally wound or kill him normally.
When purchased, By Agony Empowered does not mitigate penalties imposed by aggravated damage. Infernals with Essence 5+ may ignore even these penalties, fighting to the last breath without any sign of slowing or acknowledging their wounds.
 
Nope. He is in the land of Morpheus now.

So, all in all a good fight.
Edit: Or not. Lets hope we can inflict just enough damage to get him at -4 and not dead on the street, ya'know.
To be honest, I doubt anyone in Malfeas would be terribly angry with us after we explained to them why they need to find a new candidate for a newly freed Exaltation :p

I kinda doubt "self-proclaimed vampire hunter lunatic" is the kind of Peer they had in mind when the Exaltation was first sent up.
 
.....Eh?

.....


....I shall choose to interpret this as a bunch of people who were all really desperate to vote for my stunt but got lost along the way. :D

I tallied from the last threadmark and removed the votes for the last thing, but didn't update the count.

EDIT: Also, I just thought of something: how has he been learning new Charms if his Coadjutor's dead? And how will he figure out what his Urge is?

His Coadjutor isn't dead (not really possible unless he goes canon Devil Tiger or he dies) it's just not likely talking much. (the alternative for a zero dot rating in that background is that it babbles endlessly and you might miss when it says something important - basically imagine having Pinkie Pie as your Coadjutor) As such, it hasn't given him an explanation of the history of Creation, what his Urge is, or anything like that. It might say something rarely, but generally speaking it just doesn't help out much.

So Lelouch is going to have to end up explaining the full nature of things to Akio.

Health:
-0 [/]
-1 [/] [/]
-2 [/] [/]
-4 [/]
Incapacitated [/]
Dying [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]

Well, go Milly. Now we just have to get him to fucking stay down.
 
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So, if, and I realize that this is a big if, we manage to not kill this guy, maybe we could have Kaguya give him an upgrade in the intelligence department with VEE? He gets smarter, she, and by extension us, gets a way to control him a little. It's win-win.
 
Oh come on! We just shot the guy, twice, once with actual bullets and once with freaking lightning! What does it take to bring this moron down?
We have shot him with lightning and it didn't work. We shot him with bullets and it didn't work. There's only one option left.

Lightning Bullets
Or, you know, more of the previous two options.But that is boring
 
Yeah, it's the same problem as with Tamaki, except possibly worse. Tamaki might at least have Intelligence 2, even if he's got Wits 1. Neither really thinks that they're dumb, is the real problem.

we can probably trick them into saying something kaguya can interpret as a wish for greater intelligence in her presence. As they are they would both be too stupid to realize doing so might be a bad idea.
 
All right then, let's drag him to Kaguya, then tell him we'll let him go once he solves a puzzle that is deliberately too complicated for him to solve, then after a few minutes or hours of failing to solve it, ask him if he wishes he could solve it. That should definitely be able to be interpreted as a wish to become smarter!
 
Guys, Lelouch can just trick the idiot in wishing for better intelligence. If someone were to propose that, it would get my vote.

Nooo! You write so well, it's a crime to destroy your notes. Is there anything I can write that can help you regain motivation?

I just need time to get over the fact that my laptop decided to BSoD while I was typing up the framework on the hypothetical "The World of Code Geass Which Once Was Creation - Alternate History Part 2: Electric Boogaloo" where I had the foundations of... Dutch-China War and Chinese Expansionism, Dutch-Zulu South Africa, Alternate Bakumatsu-Meiji Era and the Fall of the Emperor, The Russian Revolution and President Lenin, Union of Germanic States with Chancellor Bismarck, Austria-Hungarian Republic with King Franz Ferdinand, Best President Kim Il-Sung Exalts as an Infernal under Chinese Oppression, and Artistic Genius Gender-Bent Adolf Hitler, all of which were/are modular so you can cherry pick canonicity.
 
we can probably trick them into saying something kaguya can interpret as a wish for greater intelligence in her presence. As they are they would both be too stupid to realize doing so might be a bad idea.
That would actually be pretty simple I think. Just ask them to say "I wish I was smarter" and pester them until they do it to get you to shut up.
 
Yeah basically, it's not like either of them would know what VEE is anyway, or that Kaguya might have it.
 
Any way, back to planning for the fight. As I understand, because of By Agony Empowered, he's not unconscious yet, again any further damage he gets will cause the damage we've already inflicted to be converted to aggravated. So, cherry-tapping him to near-death might work, once he's nearly dead we can offer to cease fighting if he will just listen to us. Could this work?
 
Ok, so, do you guys who are good with the rules, do you think that if we give him another good hit with the Stormwand (since at this point there's no effective difference between bashing and lethal damage) he'll have enough penalties that we can sic the Anuhles on him to clinch him to grab hold of him, hold him down, and wrap him in spider silk?
 
Oh come on! We just shot the guy, twice, once with actual bullets and once with freaking lightning! What does it take to bring this moron down?
Actually, we shot him once with a lighting-gun. The details about whatever it is energy based or does it use some kind of physical ammunation is still unclear if I'm correct.
He has to want to get smarter...
*Akio is bound in chains in a chair, with Lelouch's Coven standing around him*
Akio: Damn vampires, I'll never-! *Slap*
Kaguya: *smiles* Shut yout filthy mouth, fool. Now, repeat after me: "I, Murakami Akio, am a dumb bitch, and want Kaguya-sama to make me smarter". Can you do that much?
Akio: I won't-! *Slap*
Kaguya: *Sight* Clearly, thats beyond you. Fine I'll make it easier for you: "Please make this hopeless fool smater, Kaguya-sama!" ...Oh my, you can't do even that much, do you? In fact, you don't even realize you are an idiot? My, my. I'm almost ashamed to have you as a fellow Green Sun Prince.
Akio: What are you even going about- *Slap-slap-slap*
*Rest of the Coven sweatdrops*
Milly: ...This is kind of uncomfortable. And I won't even get to use any of these animal ears I brought with me!
 
*Akio is bound in chains in a chair, with Lelouch's Coven standing around him*
Akio: Damn vampires, I'll never-! *Slap*
Kaguya: *smiles* Shut yout filthy mouth, fool. Now, repeat after me: "I, Murakami Akio, am a dumb bitch, and want Kaguya-sama to make me smarter". Can you do that much?
Akio: I won't-! *Slap*
Kaguya: *Sight* Clearly, thats beyond you. Fine I'll make it easier for you: "Please make this hopeless fool smater, Kaguya-sama!" ...Oh my, you can't do even that much, do you? In fact, you don't even realize you are an idiot? My, my. I'm almost ashamed to have you as a fellow Green Sun Prince.
Akio: What are you even going about- *Slap-slap-slap*
*Rest of the Coven sweatdrops*
Milly: ...This is kind of uncomfortable. And I won't even get to use any of these animal ears I brought with me! This is rather kinky, don't you think, Lelouch?

FTFY
 
Damn, Milly just OHKO'd that guy. Or she would've if he hadn't invested in Malfeas charms vampire-fighting skills.

I think this is a good lesson, though. Milly would have cooked anyone who didn't have BAE. We should be careful fighting mortals and low-essence exalts that we don't intend to kill.

Though honestly, this guy is such a clueless chump that I think he'll probably end up saying the wrong thing to the wrong Unquestionable.
 
isn't healing agg damage a bitch and a half? how long will it take to get this guy back on his feat after we beat him down?
 
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