Fate/Clusterfuck (Fate/Stay Night)

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2.95 - Elsewhere
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    Have you ever realized Shirou exists to make women's lives harder?

    Thanks to @Armoury for the beta!

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    This was… not going well, that was the main thought going through Rin's head as she tried to fight the urge to slam her face into the couch repeatedly. Rin wouldn't of course, to do so was beneath the standards of a lady, and beyond that, a proper Magus. But Rin was frustrated and that was one thing she was damn sure of. Rin had plans, she had gotten the servant she wanted, things were supposed to be going her way. And yet.

    And.

    Yet.

    No sooner had Rin finished meeting with that priest than she was waylaid by a monster in the guise of a man. Rin still couldn't begin to parse who that servant was meant to be, let alone what it belonged to. It raged like a berserker, but it was quick, damn quick. But what proper Magus would ever summon something so uncontrollable?

    Then there was… Shirou. Rin's thoughts kept drifting back to the boy, a fascination of hers for years. Rin hadn't expected him to be a master, but then, she couldn't say she particularly knew Shirou Emiya particularly well. He hadn't hidden it in any case, deliberately? Rin pursed her lips, thinking about it. The bandages were… a pathetic attempt to hide the mark. So what was it then, a challenge? A taunt?

    Rin could only guess it was the latter, especially considering the speed at which his servant had chased off her own. Saber, her Saber. Wouldn't speak of it, having seemed ill at ease since they both returned. Rin supposed that could be explained at least partially by her now missing arm, Rin's magic was drained in an attempt to speed up the healing process. It would be for a while yet, she wagered, and until then…

    Rin slammed her hand against the couch, frustration filling her.

    No, no this wasn't going her way at all.

    "Saber, how are you feeling?" Rin called out, turning her head towards the other couch.

    Her servant stared at her flatly, one arm clutching onto another, literal phantom limb. Only faint motes of white light create an outline of the arm that was once there. "I am healing, Master." Saber replied.

    Rin frowned. "I thought Sabers were the strongest servant."

    "My apologies, Master." Saber replied. "The servant caught me… off guard." The blonde looked away as she said that, frustration and… something else Rin couldn't identify on her face.

    Rin wanted to know more, she could demand more. But now, she was too tired and too frustrated to make a decision as rash as that. She slumped back down onto the cou-

    *Buzz*

    The Magus's eyes shot to the table just beside her, where the newly bought flip-phone was vibrating on the table. Reaching a hand out, she grabbed it off the table and flipped it open, glaring at the message displayed there.

    'Couldn't you have bought me something with more memory?! It's cramped in here!'

    Rin narrowed her eyes… Memory? Why would a phone need memory? Rin placed the phone back onto the table and groaned, moving a pillow to cover her eyes. Tomorrow, tomorrow will be better. She'd go back to school, and with any luck Shirou would be there, so she could get some answers out of him. Or kill him.

    Frankly she might do both.

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    Shirou did not go to school that day, for he was busy moving house.

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    I was depressed so I wrote more Fate.
     
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    • Erien said:
    The Magus's eyes shot to the table just beside her, where the newly bought flip-phone was vibrating on the table. Reaching a hand out, she grabbed it off the table and flipped it open, glaring at the message displayed there.

    'Couldn't you have bought me something with more memory! It's cramped in here!'
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    Wait, what? How, why?

    How does Rin have BB living in her new cell phone, and just how much heavy lifting is BB doing to keep Rin's luddite self from accidentally destroying it?!
     
    BB has:

    1. Phenomenal Cosmic Power!

    2. Itty bitty living RAM

     
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    DB_Explorer said:
    ..... oh... oh dear
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    Oh yes!

    Panory said:
    BB has:

    1. Phenomenal Cosmic Power!

    2. Itty bitty living RAM
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    She gets nothing more than what she deserves.
    Preventer Squall said:
    Awww, Rin has another friend!

    She's so lucky!

    *is quietly inching towards the nearest bomb shelter*
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    BB isn't that dangerous. Usually.
    Dragontrapper said:
    Given my experience with the franchise, this seems counter-productive.
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    Fate is amusing at least.
    Randino Treviani said:
    Thanks for the fate, sorry your feeling down. Here is a fate funny.
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    Very welcome.
    LuxuryLore said:
    BB-chan returns! I was wondering when our adorable kouhai would show up again.
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    She's always been around, lurking.
     
    Guess who's back, back again.

    BB's back. Back again to cause chaos for this holy grail war.......again

    ...once she gets more RAM then what she currently has
    sad BB noises
     
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    Dammit Rin! You have Baeber but you are failing in connecting with her. I would dare to say that our Shirou would do It better, and he already died twice. (3 if the "dream" counts)
     
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