Fate/Clusterfuck (Fate/Stay Night)

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That's genderbend Arjuna…freacking Arjuna!!!

No way Shiro and caster hold that monster by themselves. Though I don't like their chances of winning either.

Dammit where's a Gebderbend Karna when you need her!
 
Erien said:
Ayako cuts you off. "Don't… be…" Ayako blinks, her eyes go unfocused again. "No glaring at my boyfriend."

Rin's eyes narrow further, then, without a word on her part, she walks into the school, turning her nose up, literally, at the lot of you.
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I'm not sure if Rin's more upset she lost her bet Ayako, or that she can't confront Shirou. I also wonder what the stakes of said bet were.

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"The latest one is that Fujimura Sensei has claimed you as a husband."
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No, no, no, Taiga's grandpa claimed Shirou as Taiga's husband, it's different.

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"If you don't know, then don't worry about it." Issei responds after a good half minute.
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Hmm, is he more concerned about Rin or Sakura here? Both are entertaining.

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You turned your head to see the limousine, along with the rest of the vehicles, aflame, people screamed, flames melting their clothes and igniting their flesh as they danced amidst the wreckage.
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Well, if the Yakuza weren't invested in the war before, they certainly are now.

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"I am Brihannala. I regret to say this shall be the end of you."
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And that's a big old bundle of nope.

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This servant is powerful, but there are three of you.

The worst that happens is that we die, get an amusing Taiga Dojo, and then we revisit the fight. Let's a GOOO!
 
Erien said:
"You can't demand of my students, or me for that matter, anything! Just because you dress in black doesn't mean you are threatening. If you want to talk to me, or my students, you can wait until after school. Sakura and Shirou have missed enough classes in any case." Taiga says, lowering the finger so that she can cross both arms underneath her bust. She is glaring at Kirei, daring him to argue, a rather amusing sight considering the priest stood a full foot taller than her.
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Taiga is having none of his bullshit.

Erien said:
as far as you could gather, taiga was your owner, Ayako was your girlfriend, and Sakura was your mistress.
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And so the Clusterfuck continues...

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"The latest one is that Fujimura Sensei has claimed you as a husband."
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not yet. Give it another day.

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apparently you had claimed Issei as a mistress as well.
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Down this road lies madness... and a hilarious Tiger Dojo.

Erien said:
You heard the explosions the same moment that Medea grabbed you by the arm and yanked you to the side. The night illuminated a split second later, a wave of heat and light washing over you. You turned your head to see the limousine, along with the rest of the vehicles, aflame, people screamed, flames melting their clothes and igniting their flesh as they danced amidst the wreckage.
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...Jesus Christ lady. Did you really need to nuke the Help?

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I didn't even want to come here anyhow.
 
shernum said:
It's trans Arjuna! …oh no, it's Arjuna.
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Kingster said:
That's genderbend Arjuna…freacking Arjuna!!!
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DB_Explorer said:
I'm gonna assume thats bad...
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… so do I get partial credit? Because that's not Fate being Fate.

That's canonically Arjuna.

They got cursed by a Goddess because they refused to flirt back. Arjuna addressed her by the title "Mom" when she asked to have a one-night stand. So Arjuna got turned into an Eunuch for a year and temporarily went into exile at another court.
 
Always Late said:
… so do I get partial credit? Because that's not Fate being Fate.

That's canonically Arjuna.

They got cursed by a Goddess because they refused to flirt back. Arjuna addressed her by the title "Mom" when she asked to have a one-night stand. So Arjuna got turned into an Eunuch for a year and temporarily went into exile at another court.
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Partial sure, since that isn't Sakura's servant.
 
Erien said:
"I am Brihannala. I regret to say this shall be the end of you."
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Going to take a guess and presume her class is Alter-Ego, as that'd definitely explain why this is specifically Brihannala and not just Arjuna as say a Saber (I am not the most familiar with Arjunas legend. Would he quality for a Saber?). We already have Moon-Cancer via BB so having another Extra Class servant or two isn't too surprising, that and this is clusterfuck after all.

Anyways
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Small mercies that the attack took place at the church instead of at the compound or at school. Though, who the hell would be brazen enough to start a fight in front of the church?

For that matter, whose servant is this? We've already seen the seven masters in play and those that should be their summoned servants.

Is this another case of someone doubling up like Shirou or have things truly switched over to an Apocrypha situation and there are now fourteen masters in play?
 
Shirou is a yakuza princess.

Like sure Arjuna is there and will probably kill us but Shirou is a yakuza princess. I feel like this needs to be pointed out.

Taiga having none of the trademark fake priest bullshit is beautiful.

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That was as far as you got, before you were completely drowned out by Taiga. "How dare you!?" the woman shouts out, stepping forward and jabbing a finger towards Kirei.

The man blinks, his smile faltering a moment before he focuses his full attention onto Taiga. He opens his mouth to respond, but she beats him to the punch.

"You can't demand of my students, or me for that matter, anything! Just because you dress in black doesn't mean you are threatening. If you want to talk to me, or my students, you can wait until after school. Sakura and Shirou have missed enough classes in any case." Taiga says, lowering the finger so that she can cross both arms underneath her bust. She is glaring at Kirei, daring him to argue, a rather amusing sight considering the priest stood a full foot taller than her.
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OMG TAIGA BEST GIRL!! God I wish we could have Kirei's pov for this, or Gil's. You just know Gil is laughing up a storm.
 
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Try and buy time while Sakura, Taiga, and the rest flee.

A straight up fight is not in the cards. Brihannala is (to the best of my understanding) basically female Arjuna, a demigod who is the rival of Karna, and has a noble phantasm that can match Karna's, which can be classified as either anti-army or anti-country (presumably you have an internet connection, so I'm not going to go on and on about both of their feats). Assassin, if I'm not mistaken, is Mata Hari, who is completely unable to damage Arjuna in any way, and I sincerely doubt she can charm her. That leaves 2 servants, one of which is not a frontline fighter and the other is probably not as great a bowman as Arjuna. And since there isn't a chance in hell Shirou will just run and leave everyone else behind, a fighting retreat is the best option here.
 
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Namely, you didn't much enjoy standing out.
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Yet you sprout stupid ideals and make a spectacle of being a yes man for anyone who needs help or is simply lazy. You
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The rumors of course, started again the moment you went back to class. As apparently you had claimed Issei as a mistress as well.
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Is assassin whispering in peoples ears to incite the rumor mill to ever deeper pits of depravity?

Poor goons. They deserved better. What the fuck caster? Put thr flames out already. You have an entire sea worth of water right there.

[:V] [Scream like a little girl]
Ayako will save us!!
 
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Erien said:
"You there," Taiga interrupts, and both Raiga and yourself turn to look at Taiga pointing a finger at Caster. "Wake my student back up, I have to get her to school."

… Taiga was nothing if not brave.
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YOU GO GIRL

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it makes sense now. The only thing that could really rival Gil's Mesopotamian bs is Indian mythology bs, so of course you swap one Archer for another with busted op (fem) Arjuna. Yikes!

......this just makes me want to see Pseudo-Servants more, ESPECIALLY Ishtar and Kama.

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I think their number would cause a Great war if they declare their alliance and expect ruler gil to stop the attack
 
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This servant is powerful, but there are three of you.

I get that Arjuna Brihannala will just nuke us, but they'd do so regardless of whether the others stay or go. This way at least feels like a proper payoff for all the "we're in this together" we've been giving Sakura this chapter.
 
I don't get why this woman set the Yakuza on fire. They weren't a threat to her, and she wasted a perfectly good ambush opportunity. I don't think the cars would've been useful either.

Also, good on Taiga for pissing in Kirei's Cheerios.
 
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I don't get why this woman set the Yakuza on fire. They weren't a threat to her, and she wasted a perfectly good ambush opportunity. I don't think the cars would've been useful either.

Also, good on Taiga for pissing in Kirei's Cheerios.
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They would have been a minor distraction in combat, buying a few seconds of time. Those seconds could be used for another player to pull in some sort of trump card.

Its a valid move. Not a nice one but valid.
 
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