Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Three Separate Fucking Nations: WAAAAAAR!!!!!

*holds head* JFC.
Aktchually, it is 2 Major Nations in active war, 27 Medium Nations bound in a Federation and Military Alliance in a war with one of the Major ones, 58 Minor Nations banding together despite hating each other cause fuck those guys!!! fighting against the other Major one, 1 Major Nation in the middle of a Civil War, the same currently fighting 67 completely different and unrelated slave uprisings, 1 Entire Religion + Their Goddess beating on the one with the Slave Uprisings, and ?̵̢̡̧̖͍̞͌̒̌̔͆͗̓̾?̶̺̲̲̯͖̱̼̗̮̺̄̑?̷̮̤̥̯̌̆̊͆̏̀͘ all at the same time!

Easy.
*Imagines landcrawler 50 meters wide, 80 meters high, and 3 meters long*

Seems....unwieldy.
*300 meters.
 
Aktchually, it is 2 Major Nations in active war, 27 Medium Nations bound in a Federation and Military Alliance in a war with one of the Major ones, 58 Minor Nations banding together despite hating each other cause fuck those guys!!! fighting against the other Major one, 1 Major Nation in the middle of a Civil War, the same currently fighting 67 completely different and unrelated slave uprisings, 1 Entire Religion + Their Goddess beating on the one with the Slave Uprisings, and ?̵̢̡̧̖͍̞͌̒̌̔͆͗̓̾?̶̺̲̲̯͖̱̼̗̮̺̄̑?̷̮̤̥̯̌̆̊͆̏̀͘ all at the same time!
Meanwhile the Empire and thing like rotting moon on the background:

 
Aktchually, it is 2 Major Nations in active war, 27 Medium Nations bound in a Federation and Military Alliance in a war with one of the Major ones, 58 Minor Nations banding together despite hating each other cause fuck those guys!!! fighting against the other Major one, 1 Major Nation in the middle of a Civil War, the same currently fighting 67 completely different and unrelated slave uprisings, 1 Entire Religion + Their Goddess beating on the one with the Slave Uprisings, and ?̵̢̡̧̖͍̞͌̒̌̔͆͗̓̾?̶̺̲̲̯͖̱̼̗̮̺̄̑?̷̮̤̥̯̌̆̊͆̏̀͘ all at the same time!

Easy.
*deadpan* We're gonna get a lot of refugees.
 
-[X][Faith] Feed The Masses - (5/8 Turns Complete) - [Sandcrete -12.5 Materials]
+2 Turns of Progress!
Should be 6/8 if we got 2 Turns of Progress.

-[X][Learning] Secret Of The Circuit Pt.3 - (Advanced/Pioneer Electronics) - (12/20 Successes)
--[X] [PD],[DoD],[In The Name Of Profit], (1 [SC] +12, 2 [ENG] +28, Scientific Theory +15, Electronics Workshop +20, Black Box +5, +6FF)=+86
--[X] 1 Seeker-Shells +20 to Advanced Weapons/Electronics, Rationalized Circuits +20 to Advanced Electronics, Low-Grade Jewel Capacitor +20 to Advanced Electronics/Physics, Electro-Spool +20 to Advanced Electronics=+80
Needed: 84/168/249, Rolled: 57 + 166 = 233
+2 Automatic Successes
+2 Successes
Should be 3 Automatic Successes. Note the [In The Name Of Profit]. Assuming PD wasn't busy with Aria going PLUS ULTRA.

-[X][Aria action] Too Much To Do - (We Are One People! - (Locals)) - (4/4 Successes)
--[X](Mutated -20, Purge Survivor -5, Bloodied Knight-Pilot +66, We Can Do It! +10, +6FF)=+57
Needed: 40, Rolled: 100 + 57 = 157 Greater Critical Success!
Greater Critical Success!
+2 Turns of Progress!
Counteracted Danger.
That was the perfect place for that nat 100. I fully expected to let Martyris finish this while Aria finally relaxes again.

-[X][Martyris action] Too Much To Do - (Detective Courses For Beginners - (Unknown Publication - 31.44 - +50 to ???)) - (4/2 Successes)
--[X](Personal Action +35, (+6FF))=+41
Needed: 24/57/92, Rolled: 96 + 41 = 137, Minor Artificial Critical Success!
+4 Successes
Minor Artificial Critical Success!
"Chemical Alterations Of The Mindscape" - +50 to Pioneer Chemicals/Psychology
Unlocked: Medication For Psychological Problems
Perfect for the library. Combined with the Core in the Black Box, we could now have +10 to all Psychology projects. Rather important given how rare Psychology Artefacts are.

CIVIL WAR IN THE EVERSUN - The Tessen Speaker
And that is one of our votes. Harbinger is going to have a field day with this.

UNITED MERCANTILE CITIES OF DUL DECLARE SLAVE-CRUSADE ON THE THOUSAND VILLAGES - The Truthful Observers
Huh, surprising that they keep the attack going despite the resistance. All those losses must cut into their profits. Or maybe they see it just as fewer mercenaries they have to pay?

SHIELD-BELT-ALLIANCE DECLARES WAR ON EVERSUN - Rags, Rumors, And Rants
And that manifestation of the Eversun would be Candle's Flicker, I assume?

The Military struck hard, struck fast, and with the use of copious amounts of Lances, they managed a feat long overdue: To Kill Mother. Her corpse has already been prepared and dismembered for trophies, her hide turned into a banner, and her head and skeleton are currently being taken on a triumph around the Region. They lost a total of 31 Knights, with 24 Pilots surviving and three not expected to return to duty once more.
Lucky, one less Behemoth to worry about. We would need a Personal Action to loot the battlefield but it could be worth it.

The Mutated are noticing the slowly relaxing social stigmas and hostility against them in nearly every facet of their life and hail Aria as the reason for that. As a result, sales of toys, puppets, and novels featuring her and PD have skyrocketed among the Mutated that can afford them, with a rising tick in Human buyers. Incidentally, your campaign has counteracted an attempt by the Neighbourhood Watchers at worsening the lives of those Mutated within Strul. However, they now have a target painted on Aria.
Aria has a few re-rolls and spends most of her time with PD, but we could look into tightening the security of the Tree.
 
Meanwhile the Empire and thing like rotting moon on the background:

The Empire? To the hilt. The Emperor choked on his water when he was told that the Eversun had a Civil War, and then continued to laugh until it physically hurt him when the other news arrived. He is having the time of his life right now!

Rotting Moon is just standing there like:

*deadpan* We're gonna get a lot of refugees.
You? Nah. You are shielded by a mountain-range from the Thousand Villages, and the SBA towards the Eversun lands.
Should be 6/8 if we got 2 Turns of Progress.
Should be 3 Automatic Successes. Note the [In The Name Of Profit]. Assuming PD wasn't busy with Aria going PLUS ULTRA.
Fixed.
Huh, surprising that they keep the attack going despite the resistance. All those losses must cut into their profits. Or maybe they see it just as fewer mercenaries they have to pay?
It is both that, and that they can fully stomach those losses with the slaves they are gaining from the conquered places.
And that manifestation of the Eversun would be Candle's Flicker, I assume?
Who knows? :V
 
Btw, for those interested, the Airship Section has been updated. You can have a look at what you unlocked.

Edit: I messed up the propellers, they are 6 components, not 16.
 
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Btw, for those interested, the Airship Section has been updated. You can have a look at what you unlocked.
Man, those propellers are S P E E D compared to the other options, and those are just the prototype versions. Nice.

The airscrew is also nice, with a capacity of 40 components we can move a lot with just one.
 
I forgot another thang: 3d20 Recruits and 1d12 Goodwill, please and thank you.

Edit: Oh, and a 1d7.
Edit2: Nevermind, rolling self.
HeroCooky threw 3 20-faced dice. Reason: Recruits Total: 13
5 5 6 6 2 2
HeroCooky threw 1 12-faced dice. Reason: Goodwill Total: 5
5 5
HeroCooky threw 1 7-faced dice. Reason: Extra Action Total: 2
2 2
 
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I am so happy I rolled that 100 on the PR roll, entirely nullifying a major rolled event :p
Also, the resource cost. They are not a big gang, not yet, so doing that sort of major operation must have cost them a pretty penny.

Now imagine all that investment went up in smoke, and they also look like bigoted morons now, all because of one girl.

Pure scooby-doo moment.
 
Also, the resource cost. They are not a big gang, not yet, so doing that sort of major operation must have cost them a pretty penny.

Now imagine all that investment went up in smoke, and they also look like bigoted morons now, all because of one girl.

Pure scooby-doo moment.
Probably need to give her a dedicated bodyguard team though, given she now has a large target over her.
 
If you mean the COE bible, then not until we actually share a region with them again and they are up to their old tricks.

That thing is a socio-cultural nuke, you can't put it back once people know you have it.
... Okay, what religion is what again? Because I thought the Eversun was a major supporter/loyal to the COE? In which case, translating the bible when they're in the middle of a civil war caused by the fanatics disagreeing on the interpretation of their faith whilst they're being attacked by almost all their neighbours has the potential to give us something to utterly shatter them. Which would be great.
 
... Okay, what religion is what again? Because I thought the Eversun was a major supporter/loyal to the COE? In which case, translating the bible when they're in the middle of a civil war caused by the fanatics disagreeing on the interpretation of their faith whilst they're being attacked by almost all their neighbours has the potential to give us something to utterly shatter them. Which would be great.
We have the book of the church of eden, the people we kicked out of our local area who don't like mutants. They have nothing to do with the eversun, who also don't like mutants, but are even more horrific bastards.
 
Look, one horrific religion that hates mutants and needs a serious slapping looks much like another horrific religion in serious need of slapping that really hates mutants.
 
Look, one horrific religion that hates mutants and needs a serious slapping looks much like another horrific religion in serious need of slapping that really hates mutants.
And then there's the neighbourhood watch, who are somehow even worse than the aforementioned two in their mutant policy, if less bad overall than Eversun who are walking warcrimes specialists.
 
Look, one horrific religion that hates mutants and needs a serious slapping looks much like another horrific religion in serious need of slapping that really hates mutants.
On the Glossary info post, under General IC Information there's a list of known religions in Slatnan. The COE is listed there. Eversun is a foreign religion and probably super banned within our borders.
 
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