Some of us can!
Some of us can!
I can only just barely do it, and only for part of my elbow. Its basically a matter of stretching my shoulder in a way that becomes painful after a few seconds so that my elbow can move just close enough to my mouth that the tip of my tongue can reach it.If that's referring to yourself, @justinkal, I have to say you are a Lusus Naturae. No offense intended.
Part of it is just the fact that most systems they create are designed to be easy to update. Institutional systems just don't fossilize for elves the way they do for humans, because the way elf learning works if they did it would stagnate progress and innovation even more then it already is for most of the LDC.Also, can't help but think that "introduce massive changes to industry 7 times in last 10 years" is exorbitantly expensive. How do they find any ways to finance it?
Unlikely in the extreme to happen just because of metal fatigue and corrosion, though it would undoubtedly be amusing to see. Though I suppose the Counter Force could revive the Iowa-class if they really felt the need to. Which I rather doubt they will just because of cost-effectiveness concerns. Battleships are expensive and no longer offer significant advantages over lighter vessels and/or carriers.Now, if we could convince your government to sell us some of their old battleships they have lying around and convert those...
Elves: So what you're saying is you're not using them and there's no reason to not give us the hulls and the blueprints to make more? Because that's what we're hearing.Unlikely in the extreme to happen just because of metal fatigue and corrosion, though it would undoubtedly be amusing to see. Though I suppose the Counter Force could revive the Iowa-class if they really felt the need to. Which I rather doubt they will just because of cost-effectiveness concerns. Battleships are expensive and no longer offer significant advantages over lighter vessels and/or carriers.
How would old battleships help? If anything I'd say they would be a hindrance since you'd have to try and convert them to a role they were never designed for. For example all the guns on a battleship fire up. So unless you fly it upside down attacking anything below you is quite challenging.Because it's not actually air superiority. Being able to float up in the air and rain death with impunity would be great, but it doesn't actually do that because most of the things we fight on a regular basis have better fliers. A Hell Beast is too maneuverable for the heavier ranged weapons like ballistae to track and hit properly, and too durable for lighter weapons to counter. The only things that have the right balance of speed and stopping power are spells, and we were just talking about how elves don't really do spellcasting like that. The flying battleships mostly just end up being a big distraction that doesn't do all that much.
Now, if we could convince your government to sell us some of their old battleships they have lying around and convert those...
Didn't the old battleships have anti-air weapons? along with big guns that can do the whole "rain death" thing really well?How would old battleships help? If anything I'd say they would be a hindrance since you'd have to try and convert them to a role they were never designed for. For example all the guns on a battleship fire up. So unless you fly it upside down attacking anything below you is quite challenging.
To me the issue with Elf Airships seems to be a lack of anti-air weapons. While stuff like the Phalanx CIWS would be the most effective given what we know of the Elfs they'd probably be far better off with mechanically simpler WWII era anti-air technology like the 40mm Bofors and 20m Oerlikons. Maybe throw in some 5" cannons since they can pull double duty as anti-air and as ground attack weapons.
I think the issue is that old earth ships are built with weaponry on the upper portions of the ship, thus leaving the lower portions of the ship vulnerable to strikes. Yeah those heavy cannons are going to be great for distance bombardment and slugfests, but those AA defenses can only defend a given portion of the ship.Didn't the old battleships have anti-air weapons? along with big guns that can do the whole "rain death" thing really well?
They used to yes. But unsurprisingly all the old ships that survive have had their weapons demilitarized (IE: broken) so we'd need to supply new weapons anyway. So my point is if we were supplying them with brand new weapons why not just mount them on properly designed airships rather then old relics that would require massive redesigns, to the point I'd question it being the same ships.Didn't the old battleships have anti-air weapons? along with big guns that can do the whole "rain death" thing really well?
You raise an excellent point.They used to yes. But unsurprisingly all the old ships that survive have had their weapons demilitarized (IE: broken) so we'd need to supply new weapons anyway. So my point is if we were supplying them with brand new weapons why not just mount them on properly designed airships rather then old relics that would require massive redesigns, to the point I'd question it being the same ships.
Seriously just swapping out Ballista for Bofors and lighter weapons for Oerlikons would be cheaper, easier, faster, and more effective. You'd probably have to look at how the added mass and bulk effects the design but that is a vastly easier problem to solve.
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Ayup.she can walk into a battlefield and shut down just about every other combatant just by being pants-shittingly terrifying.
Well, all 10 remaining battleships in the world are already in use as museum ships. Moreover, all of them have had extensive modifications to be easier to access for visitors. Things like demilitarization like UberJJK mentioned, plus the removal of armor in places that compromise the ship's protection, elimination of a lot of chemicals and lubricants necessary for the ship's machinery to operate, and removal of a lot of equipment to keep other ships operational when spares went out of production while the Iowa-class was still in service in the 80s.Elves: So what you're saying is you're not using them and there's no reason to not give us the hulls and the blueprints to make more? Because that's what we're hearing.
Well, all 10 remaining battleships in the world are already in use as museum ships. Moreover, all of them have had extensive modifications to be easier to access for visitors. Things like demilitarization like UberJJK mentioned, plus the removal of armor in places that compromise the ship's protection, elimination of a lot of chemicals and lubricants necessary for the ship's machinery to operate, and removal of a lot of equipment to keep other ships operational when spares went out of production while the Iowa-class was still in service in the 80s.
Also, metal fatigue and corrosion is not a joke in the least with regards to the remaining battleships. USS Texas, for example, has had its hull and armor belt worn down so much that it's estimated that no more than a couple inches of the belt remains of the original 12" that was mounted. It's also so badly rusted that there are significant ongoing problems with new holes popping up in the hull.
These ships are no longer in good enough shape for combat. Reactivating them would take a truly Herculean effort for questionable gains.
Counterpoint, unless I've been awake for way too long restoration magic is a known quantity.
Give them an aircraft carrier design insteadI think the reason the Elves want the battleships isn't so much to make them fly as much as they want them to study and reverse-engineer so they can learn how humans design their ships and what they can apply to their designs. Sure, we humans could just design new flying battleships for them, but they want to learn how to do it by themselves.
Sounds like a good idea. Give them a Yorktown and some Corsairs. Maybe get the Brits to donate some Spitfires too.
Or, you know, they used "battleship" as a general term for "armed, military-tier ship" rather then actually referring to a specific type of ship like we do.
I can only just barely do it, and only for part of my elbow. Its basically a matter of stretching my shoulder in a way that becomes painful after a few seconds so that my elbow can move just close enough to my mouth that the tip of my tongue can reach it.
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The place that starts feeling a little pain is where the back of the neck meets the shoulder.
And they suceeded too. Sasuga humanity.Humanlogic.txt
Tell people they can't lick theor elbows and somebody promptly starts to injure themselves trying. ;P
Thats the point yes. Humans have a...defective personal survival instinct with regards to high reward risk taking compared to the other races(because they're Gaia's adaptive weapon), which means they bootstrap fast and furiously, and if 10% get maimed or killed trying, 89% achieve nothing, and 1% find out how to win it...its a win for Gaia.