Of Spirits and Speculation
Twenty-third Day of the Tenth Month 294 AC
The fey could be wise,
the fey could be wise, they could be cruel and kind day by day changing.
When you thought about it, really thought about it, most mortals would likely not go amiss to be wary of them and their pacts, their wisdom born of the slow passing of uncounted ages, Alinor thought. When you came right down to the brass tacks, to be a mortal faced with one of the deathless fey was a bit like being one of the hinterlands folk at a fair in Braavos. Sure you knew your way around your own craft and your own goods, but the fellow you were trying to deal with had no other task than buying and selling, and they could buy and sell things you couldn't even imagine, the light of your eyes or the love of your heart or the shape of dreams yet unseen.
Cultural Conventions: 81 (Success) -> Fey integrated into Imperial service without undue friction
It was actually a little unnerving how smooth everything seemed to be going. She had seen seers peering into silver mirrors and scouts melting into the greenwood and the wide planes, as though they had always been there, as though their horns had always been the bane of the brigand and the aid of Imperial patrols. More than once she had been riding down a road in the Reach known for some unrest or trouble in the wake of the Pacification, only to hear pipes in the distance and then the glow of sprite-fire, marking friend and foe alike.
"Call me crazy if you will, Ser Knight, but I do not think the wilds are meant to be this accommodating," Alinor said wryly to the blue-mantled Dornishman who was the head of her escort this day.
"It has been my experience that folk are always kindly to the taxman before he... or she names a number," the slight tilt of his head was amused but not mocking as she still sometimes got from Westerosi aristocrats who did not quite grasp the power of her office. He was, Alinor suspected, laughing at the same things she was, a land which found a woman raised to power by craft and skill rather than blood stranger than it did the spirits rising from the green hills.
It did not take them long to cross the last stretch of road, over a narrow wooden bridge that looked quite solid in the fading light for something not on any map, and stand before a hooded man who was no man, one who had pledged service and obedience to the laws of the realm, but whose business, like that of any merchant was still his own.
"Strange that you should be wary of things going well..." he mused over the table laid with crystal and cloth of gold.
Alinor snorted. "I am a bureaucrat, my lord, if something is going poorly I know where to start to fix it. If it is going too smoothly, I am inclined to think someone is trying to pull a curtain over my eyes. "
"Ah... indeed, you are not a mage. I had forgotten, given your attire," he motioned vaguely at her enchanted panoply, felt but not seen with eyes of spirit for the mind ward hid all. "Know then that the fey are tales made manifest, so if you are to tell the tale of how we might be better woven into the tapestry of the realm than so we shall..."
The censor frowned, trying to read something in the smooth tone, in the darkness beneath the hood. "If I may be so bold, how do you see that fact?"
"Do I resent it you mean? That I and all my kin are malleable to the stories men tell to each other?" The Hooded Lord laughed then, soft and sincere and oddly... human. "Do you resent that you must breathe air else you will suffocate? That you cannot exist alone and unfettered in the void?" He shook his head. "Worry not over our peace of mind and let me see what deals you and yours have struck with my kin who love the noonday sun."
The lord of the Goblin Market proved quite adept at answering questions and crafting bargains... at least so long as it was only a matter of theory. "I cannot give you all the answers you seek, for to do so would be to bind every one of my kin who pay in coin or favor to the throne to my own will and that is power I do not desire and which your Imperator would not wish to give me. You must learn the way of it yourself."
Alinor who had been warned about the perils of fey lore as much as fey food, even when no enmity was intended, asked, "And how much would this teaching last?"
"In the outer world no more than a year, though they will seem far longer here to give you the time to learn," came the calm reply.
As her escort shifted in their seats and hands moved towards sword hilts, Alinor raised a hand. No matter her earlier words, she was more than merely a bureaucrat, she was a diplomat also. "I do not have three years for personal study. Perhaps more could learn from you and yours instead, the secret into smaller pieces cut?"
"That would be difficult," the Hooded Lord replied, surprised. "Ah, I forget sometimes how swift the lives of men go, difficult but not impossible."
The Imperial Censor swallowed a sigh. Sometimes she wished she had to deal with nice sensible devils instead.
Ethereal Taxes: 34 (Failure) -> Way forward identified as working through the goblin market which bridges standard trade and fey bargains -5 to DC on next turn
What lesson does Alinor draw from the failure to strike a adequate bargain?
[] That the Scholarum should always be directly involved when dealing with spirits similar otherworldly beings
[] That she should have leaned more heavily on the Old Gods in this matter
[] That these are normal teething troubles of so many and so diverse a people coming together
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OOC: A crit Failure would have lead to you guys either losing your censor for four turns or having to break a soul deep bargain and offending the Hooded Lord. A roll closer to success would have shaved more off the DC. Not yet edited.