I love these failures.
It's not so much the failures that I enjoy, but that the failures are the ones that make the most sense to me. It would be all right if the action succeeded on the first try, but Westeros being a PITA and giving us trouble just feels more authentic.

Westeros is a dumpster fire, news at 11.
 
Should have just turned the whole continent to ash with repated Dooms then rebuilt from there. Nothing to salvage from this wreck...
 
Should have just turned the whole continent to ash with repated Dooms then rebuilt from there. Nothing to salvage from this wreck...
If nothing else we're definitely outliving all these idiots.

Give it a generation. We'll be reigning over people who've known nothing but Imperial Law, who have been protected by us and educated by us, who use the infrastructure we built and traverse the realm freely. And then we can do basically anything we want, and the realm will fall in behind us.
 
Eh. There are enough insidious, magically powerful factions capable of steadily fomenting dissent, sometimes as simply as telling influential people stuff we've been doing.

Most people will like what we're doing for a couple generations, or at least will be willing to live with it. But deathless evil doomsday bad guys can afford to build a solid foundation for their color revolution. You don't see the cracks in something when the dupes and quislings are briefed on what we look for.

A fanatic can do anything for a cause, but rarely you'll find a fanatic who can act calmly and even be strangely rational about their behavior. Or you would just have lots of low level pawns nudging things along without being aware it's in aid of something. Mask it behind the sort of small time corruption we find acceptable and it sort of all runs together, too.

The bad news is, we can't stop this stuff, only respond to it and prepare contingencies. Because immortals should be generally better at macro-scale conspiracies than we are capable of detecting them early, and if you compartmentalize well enough you might mistake them for lone wolf actors with branching motives.
 
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Part MMMDCCLXXXVIII: With Open Arms
With Open Arms

Ninth of the Eighth Month 294 AC

One might be forgiven for thinking the city of Sorcerer's Deep dwelt in an eternal celebration just as it did in the eternal springtime of the Winged Serpent's embrace. Ever since the spread of the Imperium to the Sunset Shores the city had swelled even more with wave upon wave of new citizens, smallfolk with enough coin and enough courage to start afresh, merchants and craftsmen, sailors and tinkers. The Common Tongue of Westeros grows more common in the marketplaces, though it will be a long time indeed before it can challenge the Essosi trade tongues that were most common on this isle long before you came.

Among the newcomers are a particular breed of folk who earn their bread courtesy of the various tourneys, sure as any traveling hedge knight. Carpenters there were skilled in the making of linden shields and the carving lances from beech and ash, farriers skilled in the shoeing of heavy warhorses, heralds who had memorized the names and the deeds of Houses great and small, minstrels to sing their praises and seamstresses to stitch banners bright.

There would be rather less mystery to this tourney than the last, with knights from all across the realm, particularly those parts which had been less supportive, eager to show their new fealty. The fact that many of the winners and even a few of the losers of the last tourney were now lords held in high esteem with their own keeps to see to and no time to attend would both give the newcomers a shot at the glory they craved and spur them all the more in search of it.

Given the trouble you have been having with getting the sons and daughters of the western nobility to actually engage with education and academia, this may be your best chance to show many the advantages of the Imperium and the reasons for loyalty beyond simple fear of punishment and hope for reward. Indeed, now is the chance to reach part of the nobility which has been almost wholly absent from the last tourney, the ladies, brought along by their husbands and fathers to watch the spectacle, to socialize and seek out matches, and in some cases to compete in archery.

According to your mother, quite a few of the younger set have actually taken up archery since it is apparently common knowledge that you look favorably on 'ladies of a more active disposition'. You snort inwardly, they are not exactly wrong, as your first foray as Buttercup in the Reach had shown, but that is rather missing the forest for the trees. What you appreciate seeing in women just as much as in men is ambition, and a desire to improve, be it in matters martial, artistic, or academic. Over the years you have come to conclude that hereditary nobility can be rather stifling to one's goals in life when propriety and social expectation is placed before one's passions and skills, and nowhere is that more pernicious than among the ladies of the realm.

What, after all, would Valaena have become had she lacked the good fortune to meet you under very specific circumstances? A dragonrider, a sorceress, a warrior? You doubt it, and so both her own fortunes and those of her House would have been less from the grim weight of expectations. Alas, it is not a sentiment even an Imperator can speak aloud in so many words outside trusted circles without causing offense, and so you must continue to hint and prod and hope for the best. Perhaps, you think, looking out over a city seemingly holding its breath for the wedding, this will be a turning point in more ways than one.

From the soft sigh you hear behind you, it is not you alone who is frustrated. "Trouble with the crown?"

"The crown if fine, the crown is magic and I know magic. I just had a long talk with Lady Jordayne about how I really do not need ladies-in-waiting by another name and I do not care how friendly they might bloody be..." She cuts herself off. "Well, alright, I did not say the last in so many words, but still has it occurred to anyone that it might be a bit disquieting to be buying supposed friends off the hook like they are fish you rather liked the look of at the evening market?"

"Not if it is what you are used to," you point out. "I think the reason some of them are so insistent is that you seem isolated when they see you at court besides our closest friends."

She considers that a moment then shakes her head, though it is clear from her words that it is more in frustration than denial. "They do realize I speak for academic institutions almost every week and keep up the correspondence. The reason I am not more gregarious at court is that it is not my principal environment. Actually, that gives me an idea. Do you think we could do some scholarly or artistic competitions in addition to the tourney? Show off the things we can do in peace and not just war? I am sure the Academy of Fine Arts would love the chance to show off and maybe gain new sponsors, the engineers likewise."

What do you reply?

[] Yes, take the chance to show what is great and good in the Imperium in peace as well as in war
-[] Suggestions for competitions (optional)

[] No, keep it to just the tourney and other events as they were last time


OOC: For prizes I am thinking of keeping what was on last time unless you guys have other ideas.
 
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With Open Arms

Ninth of the Eighth Month 294 AC

One might be forgiven for thinking the city of Sorcerer's Deep dwelt in an eternal celebration just as it did in the eternal springtime of the Winged Serpent's embrace. Ever since the spread of the Imperium to the sunset shores, the city had swelled even more with wave upon wave of new citizens, smallfolk with enough coin and enough courage to start afresh, merchants and craftsmen, sailors and tinkers. The Common Tongue of Westeros grows more common in the marketplaces, though it will be a long time indeed before it can challenge the Essosi trade tongues that were most common on this isle long before you came.

Among the newcomers are a particular breed of folk who earn their bread courtesy of the various tourneys, sure as any traveling hedge knight. Carpenters there were skilled in the making of linden shields and the carving lances from beech and ash, farriers skilled in the shoeing of heavy warhorses, heralds who had memorized the names and the deeds of Houses great and small, minstrels to sing their praises and seamstresses to stitch banners bright.

There would be rather less mystery to this tourney than the last, with knights from all across the realm, particularly those parts which had been less supportive, eager to show their new fealty. The fact that many of the winners and even a few of the losers of the last tourney were now lords held in high esteem with their own keeps to see to and no time to attend would both give the newcomers a shot at the glory they craved and spur them all the more in search of it.

Given the trouble you have been having with getting the sons and daughters of the western nobility to actually engage with education and academia, this may be your best chance to show many the advantages of the Imperium and the reasons for loyalty beyond simple fear of punishment and hope for reward. Indeed, now is the chance to reach part of the nobility which has been almost wholly absent from the last tourney, the ladies, brought along by their husbands and fathers to watch the spectacle, to socialize and seek out matches, and in some cases to compete in archery.

According to your mother, quite a few of the younger set have actually taken up archery since it is apparently common knowledge that you look favorably on 'ladies of a more active disposition'. You snort inwardly, they are not exactly wrong, as your first foray as Buttercup in the Reach had shown, but that is rather missing the forest for the trees. What you appreciate seeing in women just as much as in men is ambition, and a desire to improve, be it in matters martial, artistic, or academic. Over the years you have come to conclude that hereditary nobility can be rather stifling to one's goals in life when propriety and social expectation is placed before one's passions and skills, and nowhere is that more pernicious than among the ladies of the realm.

What, after all, would Valaena have become had she lacked the good fortune to meet you under very specific circumstances? A dragon rider, a sorceress, a warrior? You doubt it, and so both her own fortunes and those of her house would have been less for the grim weight of expectations. Alas, it is not a sentiment even an Imperator can speak aloud in so many words outside trusted circles without causing offense, and so you must continue to hint and prod and hope for the best. Perhaps, you think, looking out over a city seemingly holding its breath for the wedding, this will be a turning point in more ways than one.

From the soft sigh you hear behind you, it is not you alone who is frustrated. "Trouble with the crown."

"The crown if fine, the crown is magic and I know magic. I just had a long talk with Lady Jordayne about how I really do not need ladies in waiting by another name and I do not care how friendly they might bloody be..." She cuts herself off. "Well, alright, I did not say the last in so many words, but still has it occurred to anyone that it might be a bit disquieting to be buying supposed friends off the hook like they are fish you rather liked the look of at the evening market?"

"Not if it is what you are used to," you point out. "I think the reason some of them are so insistent is you seem isolated when they see you at court besides our closest friends."

She considers that a moment then shakes her head, though it is clear from her words that it is more in frustration than denial. "They do realize I speak for academic institutions almost every week and keep up the correspondence. The reason I am not more gregarious at court is that it is not my principal environment. Actually, that gives me an idea. Do you think we could do some scholarly or artistic competitions in adition to the tourney? Show off the things we can do in peace and not just war? I am sure the Academy of Fine Arts would love the chance to show off and maybe gain new sponsors, the engineers likewise."

What do you reply?

[] Yes, take the chance to show what is great and good in the Imperium in peace as well as in war
-[] Suggestions for competitions (optional)

[] No, keep it to just the tourney and other events as they were last time


OOC: For prizes I am thinking of keeping what was on last time unless you guys have other ideas. Not yet edited.
Here's an edited version of the chapter, DP.
 
[X] Yes, take the chance to show what is great and good in the Imperium in peace as well as in war
-[] Suggestions for competitions (optional)


Painting - specific contests for Dragons, Imperial Triumphs, Imperators, etc. - including categories appealing for different segments of the Imperium.
Sculpture - as above. Keep it medium size (to ensure it's completed in a timely manner), perhaps enlarge via magic.
Songs - as above.
Dance/flying acrobatics.
Illusion-weaving.
Boasting/Lying contest (3 great claims, of which 1 or 2 must be true).
Debate contests, with impartial judge (angel/archon would probably be best), on topics of the day. From fey and their nature, to the future of artifice and magic - educational debates.
Animal/monster taming.
 
[X] Yes, take the chance to show what is great and good in the Imperium in peace as well as in war
-[X] Imperial Idol (competition of bards, done in the Circle of Battle)
-[X] Athleticism and Physical Prowess (strength contests, foot races for speed and endurance, swimming competitions, etc.)
-[X] A fair where people can show off their inventions, both magical and mundane, with prizes being awarded by a jury. (engineering and enchanting, housed on the plaza around the Red Scales Holding compound)
--[X] The Imperial Armed Forces will have a small presence here, showing off the impressive exterior designs for the new cannon battery towers and recruiting people.
--[X] Also have one of the fleshcrafters have a small exhibit here, where people can see what fleshcrafting and necroplasty entail, including having a Black Knight whose armor can be opened to see what is beneath.
-[X] An art fair, similar to the invention fair, with the artists having the chance to auction off their pieces at the end. (various arts, housed in SD's town hall)
--[X] Encourage Elaheh (not that she will need much) to have her own exhibit there to foster more acceptance for fleshcrafting.
-[X] A trade fair, where people can hark their newest products. (housed on SD's Great Bazaar)
-[X] Give monetary incentives for all taverns, bars and similar establishments in the city to hire bards, singers, poets, dancers and other artists for the duration of the festival.
-[X] In addition to that, erect small stages all around the festival areas for various artists to perform in public.
-[X] Next year, also set aside some space for each duchy of the Imperium to have a few pavilions to exhibit it's own accomplishments (world fair style)
 
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[X] Yes, take the chance to show what is great and good in the Imperium in peace as well as in war
-[X] The Performing Arts (including dancers, musicians, singers, theatrical performers, comedians, etc.)
-[X] The Visual Arts (including painters, sculptors, and illusionists)
-[X] Rhetoric and Debate
-[X] Athleticism and Physical Prowess (strength contests, foot races for speed and endurance, swimming competitions, etc.)
-[X] Academic and Scientific Accomplishment (exhibiting new inventions and processes, developments in technology, materials science, chemistry, alchemy, etc.)
-[X] Magic (mage duels, exhibitions of new spells and rituals, breakthroughs in arcane development, innovative uses for common magic, etc.)
 
Underwater Basket-weaving.

Perhaps the Tritons would have a type advantage, but I'm sure there are some people willing to invest more than you'd think in a niche hobby in order to compete.

Source: Games Workshop.
 
[X] Yes, take the chance to show what is great and good in the Imperium in peace as well as in war
-[X] Imperial Idol (competition of bards, done in the Circle of Battle)
-[X] A fair where people can show off their inventions, both magical and mundane, with prizes being awarded by a jury. (engineering and enchanting, housed on the plaza around the Red Scales Holding compound)
--[X] The Imperial Armed Forces will have a small presence here, showing off the impressive exterior designs for the new cannon battery towers and recruiting people.
-[X] An art fair, similar to the invention fair, with the artists having the chance to auction off their pieces at the end. (various arts, housed in SD's town hall)
-[X] A trade fair, where people can hark their newest products. (housed on SD's Great Bazaar)
-[X] Give monetary incentives for all taverns, bars and similar establishments in the city to hire bards, singers, poets, dancers and other artists for the duration of the festival.
-[X] In addition to that, erect small stages all around the festival areas for various artists to perform in public.
Our votes are very similar. Can you include these sections in yours?

-[] Rhetoric and Debate
-[] Athleticism and Physical Prowess (strength contests, foot races for speed and endurance, swimming competitions, etc.)

[X] Azel
 
Our votes are very similar. Can you include these sections in yours?

-[] Rhetoric and Debate
-[] Athleticism and Physical Prowess (strength contests, foot races for speed and endurance, swimming competitions, etc.)

[X] Azel
Done for the second part, but I consider debate as a spectator sport a cancer that encourages intellectually dishonest discourse at best and empowers a certain type of grifter at worst.
 
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