To be fair to the Instant Noodle, DP gave us a non-buffed non-geared variant so we'd have a fighting chance.
He just failed to account for how utterly ridiculous fighting plans get in this thread :V

DP did promise us that we'd face an utterly overgeared variant if we tried that again.
 
To be fair to the Instant Noodle, DP gave us a non-buffed non-geared variant so we'd have a fighting chance.
He just failed to account for how utterly ridiculous fighting plans get in this thread :V

DP did promise us that we'd face an utterly overgeared variant if we tried that again.

I thought the point of our endless munchkinery and vote crafting, economics crafting etc, etc, was very purposely to not be fair!

Fair is what little septons cry about while we plant trees full of instant gratification all around their little holy holes.
 
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Case in point. The next action is us throwing two lvl 15 characters and 5x CR 15 True Dragons at a scouting mission.
 
To be fair to the Instant Noodle, DP gave us a non-buffed non-geared variant so we'd have a fighting chance.
He just failed to account for how utterly ridiculous fighting plans get in this thread :V

DP did promise us that we'd face an utterly overgeared variant if we tried that again.

But the reward for killing the next variant is actually his place in Baator

And if we get a layer of Baator, I don't want a swamp, I want freaking Dis itself.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Oct 23, 2020 at 3:24 PM, finished with 32 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] Scouting Divs Delight: Recruit a few guides from the Shaitan and then scout Divs Delight to figure out the reason of the abnormal activities there.
    ----[X] Sari (Bounty Hunter 15); Ashin (Occult Historian 15); 5x Very Old Myrkdreki, pulled from their assignments in the Scholarium (1), from Sarnor (2) and Gogossos (2).
 
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Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Oct 23, 2020 at 3:24 PM, finished with 32 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] Scouting Divs Delight: Recruit a few guides from the Shaitan and then scout Divs Delight to figure out the reason of the abnormal activities there.
    ----[X] Sari (Bounty Hunter 15); Ashin (Occult Historian 15); 5x Very Old Myrkdreki, pulled from their assignments in the Scholarium (1), from Sarnor (2) and Gogossos (2).
 
Interlude CMXXIX: On Bloodied Sands
On Bloodied Sands

Second Day of the Third Month 294 AC

Bronzehold, Div's Delight, Borderlands of Stone and Flame

Sallah bin Khalid, Akvan-Slayer, Wrath of the Deadlands and Pasha of the Bronzehold had as little use for new allies in the midst of a shifting of the front as he did for an untested blade on the eve of battle. Yet even one who had earned a Pasha's pearls in the hellscape of Div's Delight was not above a rescript from the Opal Throne, and in this it was as clear as white diamonds and just as unyielding. These guests from the Garden were to be treated with all the courtesy and comfort the Sixth Army could muster.

In his more hopeful musings, Sallah could not help but note that the Bronzehold had far less of the latter than other fortresses of the Peerless Empire, untainted by blood, ash and dust. Perhaps the strangers would ask for another posting, and whatever courtier had brought them to the attention of the Sultana would be minded to give it to them.

"They have arrived," Captain Sinar's words came through the Speaking Sands far too soon. Then came a description of their guests.

"Repeat," Sallah was not used to giving that order here his own fortress rather than out in the tunnels and ravines, but this warranted it.

He had not misheard. Five dragons. True wyrms, not beasts that merely shared their blood, creatures of death and shadow besides. They would find plenty of both in Div's Delight to make use of. Even that Iblis-sworn torturer Hazim would not be out looking for this. Time to make plans and quickly, before the news spread.

The disdain for unknown quantities was cast to the winds in the face of opportunity. In Div's Delight chances to see the enemy's planned maneuvers while hiding your own were few and far between, and not to be squandered. Sallah would lead the diversionary attack himself to hopefully stretch the enemy scouts and watchers along the front thin, then the dragons could slip unseen behind enemy lines, perhaps even work a touch of sabotage to go along with the spying.

The pasha was already questioning the leader of the dragons about their magic and what enchantments might best complement them when he remembered the two humans in the room. Some use could be found for them as well he supposed, if they were not cowering in the company they found themselves in then they were either mad or competent, and over the centuries Sallah had grown quite adept at spotting madness.

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Fifteenth Day of the Third Month 294 AC

Sand and blood swirled crimson over the jaded stones, the ground shook and roiled under the weight of brazen boots and fire belched from the depths, bile and black sorcery, and the Peerless Legions quaked at their advance, nameless beasts roared and brayed behind them, and a thousand brazen wheels screeched under the hands of azer smiths. The advance of the shaitan had never been meant to be more than a diversion, but now it risked a rout in place of the orderly retreat Sallah had envisioned.

He moved through the sand, a part of it now, emboldening his troops and casting fingers of cold death on enemy champions and where his staff struck the earth, time itself seemed to shiver to give the general time to bolster the line. He had slain eight of the Brass Bastard's Dervish Lords already, yet they did not flag, tasting blood.

Common fire did not touch Sallah, and unwitting gift of the greatest foe he had faced, but the hell-flame the foe wielded burned him still. Yet the pain was nothing besides seeing his soldiers die. Time seemed to slow to a crawl around him as he danced with death among the sands, his mind awhirl with commands for his officers.

Finally they made it under the fire of their own batteries, where the wards burned steady silver under foot. Too many lost. "I hope that damn scouting was worth it," the Pasha muttered under his breath.

It was, but the news they brought was grim enough to make the pasha curse in the tongue of the Pit, for no words crafted by shaitan tongue could encompass this condemnation.

The enemy were sacrificing ifrit slaves too wounded or weak to fight onto the cursed sands through what seemed to be infernal magic to raise divs that had never been genies. For now these foul rituals were few and the resulting creatures even madder than common for div, but the Pasha could not help but wonder how much longer would it take the Brazen Throne to collar these new abominations. Much as he hated them, Sallah had to admit they were skilled in that.

Reconnaissance Assets helped uncover more about the surge in div numbers

Do your troops take part in further operations this month or withdraw?

[] Continue to serve
-[] In a scouting role
-[] in a combat role

[] Withdraw for now

[] Write in


OOC: The rolls were not the best for this action, but on a plus side none of those you deployed died which was a very real possibility.
 
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@DragonParadox Out of curiosity, of the forces deployed, what would the local commander rather use them for? Strong as they are, straight combat assets on this meat-grinder shouldn't be in short supply, but stealth specialists like they are is rather more exotic, so... scouting is probably the better user of their time. They'll actually bring back good intel, with far more ease.
 
The enemy were sacrificing ifrit slaves too wounded or weak to fight on into the cursed sands though what semed to be infernal magic to raise div that had never been genies. For now these foul rituals were few and the resulting creatures even madder than common for div, but the Pasha could not help but how much longer would it take the Brazen Throne to collar these new abominations. Much as he hated them Sallah had to admit they were skilled in that.
Getting these rituals would be great. Anything that's reliably transforming people into outsiders is going to be valuable for us.
 
Seriously tho, we can give them arbitrary number of troops if they give us money, it's not like they are short on that. DP how are the test creature we sent to them doing. Have they proved themselves worthy investment.
 
Div's are Outsiders. They are making Outsiders out of the souls of their slaves. They have a ritual that can transform a soul into a servant.

 
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I love how anything we do ends up with us stealing some forbidden knowledge

We need to visit the Maggot Pit in Avernus at some point.
 
[X] Plan Kidnapping, Looting and Murder for Fun and Profit
-[X] Your forces will focus on assassinations and commando raids, targeting enemy leadership and especially any and all casters who are using this ritual.
-[X] You will abduct or kill everyone involved in this project, stealing every writing or object associated with it and burning everything that you can't take. The goal is aquire all available knowledge for your own projects in regards to the creation of Outsiders from souls.
-[X] Send additional forces:
--[X] 50x undivinable raid groups made up of 9 Black Wardens each with a Necrotic Mold in charge of the unit. (6,600 IM per unit, 330,000 IM total)
---[X] As chaff for the regular operations of the Shaitan and to mask the movements of our more elite forces.
--[X] 10x Lead-Clad Black Brutes with Bloodclot Molds (9,680 IM each, 96,800 IM total)
---[X] As heavy kill units and to break up fortifications.
--[X] 10x Lindworms with Bloodclot Molds (8,720 IM each, 87,200 IM total)
---[X] Doing the actual abducting and creating attack routes by digging.
--[X] 10x Vigilant Hunters from the Inquisition pool to assist the abduction teams
--[X] 90x Vigilant Briars (CR 4) and 70x Watchmoles (CR 6, 6 HD) from the Inquisition pool to support Shaitan patrols and guard posts
--[X] Total cost: 514,000 IM

@Goldfish, @egoo, do we have some spare Watchful creatures? Maybe some Hunter Bioconstructs?
 
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