[X] Pose for Lynesse Hightower, you did promise Azema

@DragonParadox if we pose for her, we should hold a globe with a map of the known world on it in one claw... like we were holding a royal crown jewel orb for a portrait, yes. :V
 
[X] Pose for Lynesse Hightower, you did promise Azema

@DragonParadox if we pose for her, we should hold a globe with a map of the known world on it in one claw... like we were holding a royal crown jewel orb for a portrait, yes. :V
... That would actually be really neat. I want to commission the first halfway decent globe using all the maps we've collected, once we do another shopping spree in Yin for Far East ones.
 
Bah! Unimaginative and impractical cretins!

[X] Pose for Lyenesse Hightower as a Dragon while recieving infrastructure reports.
-[X] You're a Dragon. They can stare all they want.
 
@DragonParadox, I wanted to make an informational post about what our elected Voices actually do in our absolute monarchy. However, I ran into a few questions :

So the Council can vote things into law. What kind of things do they vote? Urban planning? Organizing local events? Local taxes and security stuff in the Local Lord's name, hoping he won't overrule them?

All the above yes

Incidentally, that interlude was rather unclear on what it was : was it the Crown council with delegated form all over? Was it the county council of our capital? It was definitely too big to be a district council.

The Crown Council for the whole realm

So the Council gets a say in our laws? Could it refuse them or alter them, or can it just withdraw its approval? Can it just vote on the practical details of how they'll be implemented that haven't been handled by the Clerks yet, or can it attempt to clarify any weirdness?

I'd also love to have an interlude about the Council's reaction to our inheritance and tax law, if only to get a better view of what they can actually do and of how directly we interfere with it.

They can refuse to sign off on laws yes, and then the law gets pushed through anyway. More practically they can suggest alterations and if they are sensible or even just non-harmful Viserys will sign off on them. No sense gathering these people and paying them if you are not going to listen to them at all. The details of putting a law into practice are often up to the council.
 
Tywin: "At last, I have finished my own caricature pamphlet. Kevan, have the scribes replicate..."

Kevan, wheeling in another cart filled with hundreds upon hundreds of Imperial Times issues, a dozen spilling onto the floor as he jerks to a stop: "Yes?"

Tywin: "...carry on."
 
The wonders of a symbiotic relationship. ;) That said with so many more trees in Essos (thirty-eight so far), Bloodraven probably has a hell of a lot more intel for us.
Neat little side-effect of us putting at least one Heart Tree in every province we own :whistle:

It is just too bad we are low on magical items to sacrifice, and that most people find blood sacrifice icky.
The philistines.

We'd be growing around ~10 more Trees for Inquisition alone, and that's before the 4-5 needed for mass-growing the seeds we acquired lately.
...And the masses of Tier-1 needed to get OGs better coverage beyond the Leylines (which according to Uncle we got more than enough for them lately).
...And the Trees for the soon-to-be-conquered Lorath...

We have a lot of potential trees, okay?! 😭
 
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Neat little side-effect of us putting at least one Heart Tree in every province we own :whistle:

It is just too bad we are low on magical items to sacrifice, and that most people find blood sacrifice icky.
The philistines.

We'd be growing around ~10 more Trees for Inquisition alone, and that's before the 4-5 needed for mass-growing the seeds we acquired lately.
...And the masses of Tier-1 needed to get OGs better coverage beyond the Leylines (which according to Uncle we got more than enough for them lately).
...And the Trees for the soon-to-be-conquered Lorath...

We have a lot of potential trees, okay?! 😭
I've said it before, you guys need to arrange another raid on the Efreeti before anything more can be grown. They're the only enemy with consistently sacrificeable loot who we can reliably bombard without things going terrible wrong. Devils tend to have failsafes, Deep Ones are a pain in the ass and probably will come at us in such great numbers we won't be able to focus on sacrifice gathering, etc. Efreeti on the other hand hit that sweet spot of rich but still manageable.
 
I've said it before, you guys need to arrange another raid on the Efreeti before anything more can be grown. They're the only enemy with consistently sacrificeable loot who we can reliably bombard without things going terrible wrong. Devils tend to have failsafes, Deep Ones are a pain in the ass and probably will come at us in such great numbers we won't be able to focus on sacrifice gathering, etc. Efreeti on the other hand hit that sweet spot of rich but still manageable.
Soon...

Y'all have any issue sacrificing captured Golden Company people to the OG? Those who are left should be acceptable targets, right?
 
Deep Ones are a pain in the ass and probably will come at us in such great numbers we won't be able to focus on sacrifice gathering
This has positive sides too.
We can't always capture life sacrifices, but if the war goes hot we'll propably grab lots of psionic and magical loot from elite-mooks and such.

That will propably bring similar amounts to sacrifice fodder as the Efreeti do with their fully equipped Fire Giants.
 
Soon...

Y'all have any issue sacrificing captured Golden Company people to the OG? Those who are left should be acceptable targets, right?
I'd be voting for a checkup.
Ultimatly it's still an army, not a cult. There are many good reasons to join up beyond Tiamat-worship.

If we apply the same rules we do for cults and such we'll propably still sacrifice most of the officers and a decent percentage of the soldiers.
 
I've said it before, you guys need to arrange another raid on the Efreeti before anything more can be grown. They're the only enemy with consistently sacrificeable loot who we can reliably bombard without things going terrible wrong. Devils tend to have failsafes, Deep Ones are a pain in the ass and probably will come at us in such great numbers we won't be able to focus on sacrifice gathering, etc. Efreeti on the other hand hit that sweet spot of rich but still manageable.
Sorry, no can do until the 1st month for sure.

And even then, the Sarnori Undead will likely take priority over major raids in Valyria/Snek-Vities/PoF :(

Soon...

Y'all have any issue sacrificing captured Golden Company people to the OG? Those who are left should be acceptable targets, right?
Yeah, nah, the ones left are the sort of guys I won't bother sending off to rehab.
The arguably saner ones... well, we offed them all in Essaria long-ass time ago, didn't we?
 
Canon Omake: Beneath Dread Banners
Beneath Dread Banners

In his own very humble opinion, Oric had seen a lot in his day. He had marched under Ned Starks banner at the Trident and again on Pyke. He had seen a two-headed cat eat a cow long before mad things became as commonplace as they were now and when he saw blue eyes glow in the forest, he just clutched his axe tighter and gave the things as good as he got.

He did feel quite the dashing warrior, despite his age, when he came out of that scrap with only a few scratches and a rather impressive wolf-hare-duck-something-thing corpse to show off. However, he did regret showing it off right now. Under the gaze of the man before him, he felt more like a child awaiting a good thrashing for one misdeed or another. There was just something unnerving about his eyes, as if they stared right into your soul and peered straight at all those nooks and crannies where it was lacking.

"It would be foolish to let you keep something tainted by their powers." The voice of Lord Bolton barely rose above the whispers of the cold breeze driving the summer snow through the village square. A tiny, treacherous part of Orics mind objected to this. After all, it was his kill, but he was not going to gain say the bloody Leech Lord.

Without a word being spoken at them, one of the armored giants roused. Four of them had come with Lord Bolton, each tall as a tree and silent as a crypt. Oric wasn't even sure they weren't statues, for they didn't even seem to move a toe without being told to. The strange southron who rounded out the Lords entourage and who had been examining the carcass, got out of the way as the giant picked the man-sized thing up by the hind legs like a plucked duck.

The crowd gasped as something was thrown at Orics feet in it's place. A tiny brown bag, but the clicking of coins was unmistakable and it was full indeed. "For a deed well done," were the quiet words spoken as Lord Bolton turned his horse around and Oric carefully took the bag to peek inside and see if it was all copper or some silver inside.

When he saw the gleam of gold among all the silver, he decided that the Leech Lord could bloody well keep the dead thing.



It took a moment for Daeryn of Sar Mell to catch up to his host. The horse still gave him trouble and Lord Bolton took little heed of these issues, silently telling that he was not performing as expected and letting the awkwardness of the situation speak as loud as an open reprimand.

The mage took quite some amusement from how alike the barbarian lord and Triarch Zherys were in their treatment of underlings and yet how mortally offended they would be at the comparison. Nevermind that they would likely get along marvelously after a while. He himself had to admit to some fondness of the pragmatic rudeness of the northern lord.

When he finally caught up, his horse nearly decided to bolt again, unnerved by the dead things masquerading as knights that escorted the Leech Lord. Maybe he should write a letter to that Wisdom Qyburn to get himself a horse as obedient as the mute giants.

Lord Bolton didn't even acknowledge Daeryns presence until they were a good bit away from the village and back on the mud 'road' leading to the Dreadfort, then a single glance was all the prompting he got or needed. "It is definitely Their work my lord. The form was twisted before death, so unless there is a hidden Forge in these lands, it is the handiwork of our quarry."

"The third this month," the Leech Lord replied as he looked over the beast that seemed stuck between at least four distinct forms, and life and death besides.

Daeryn just nodded, his hand instinctively reaching for a very special bottle on his belt. "That the closer alignment with winter strengthens it confirms my theory. It's using rituals, not direct spellcraft. We should be able to take it with the forces at your disposal my lord. Though I might advise that Wisdom Qyburns help wouldn't go amiss."

"Can you find it then?" The whispered question sent a chill up Daeryns spine. While this time the creature had been slain without causing much damage, that was not always the case and he did not miss the implications of his quarters having been moved after his latest failure to divine the location of the Others servant creating them. To a draftier part of the Dreadfort. Closer to the dungeons at that. Very much like Zherys.

However, he still had some coin and favour to spend. "I will inquire with the House of Mirrors if you allow me to use the brazier my lord." There was a short pause between the men, the Dread Lord probably guessing at whom else Daeryn might want to call, but in the end he nodded none the less, taking quite some weight from the mages shoulders.

This whole mess was complicated enough without it being publicly known that he still had ties to the Red Priests.



AN: Content provided by my muse needing to purge stray ideas. Posted on request by @DragonParadox.
 
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I've said it before, you guys need to arrange another raid on the Efreeti before anything more can be grown. They're the only enemy with consistently sacrificeable loot who we can reliably bombard without things going terrible wrong. Devils tend to have failsafes, Deep Ones are a pain in the ass and probably will come at us in such great numbers we won't be able to focus on sacrifice gathering, etc. Efreeti on the other hand hit that sweet spot of rich but still manageable.
So just hear me out on this. What if we created a special Zygomind linked to the OG and deployed it underwater near one of the major Illithid cities.

We could clear it out every few months like a big lobster trap.:V
 
I still hate the fact we didn't kill bolton.
Maybe we should look deeper, he is sure to have done something fucked up. Maybe look at his bastard, he maybe enough of an asshole to at least punish as a proxy.
 
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