...I get a distinct feeling you're taking this as a joke vote.

Don't.
:V

"Fetching Yrael is a valid and sensible solution to all your life's problems!"©everyone

I'm not taking it as a joke vote. I'm taking it as an incredibly bad idea. You can't just throw this straight at the man. It won't help, and it's very likely to be actively counterproductive.
 
[X] "Ah, but the Father has already decreed such, for Brother Lucan truly is his mouthpiece upon the earth, blessed as his champion and empowered with his Divine writ."
-[X] "And in that folly, the potential for schism is born. I cannot claim to know the minds of the Seven, save what I and my allies have gleaned of the workings of all gods, the Seven among them, through dogged investigation and powerful Divination."
--[X] "The Seven no longer move as one. No longer are they united in such purpose that claims could be made they are in fact a single deity with seven aspects. For example, the Father's Chosen would impose theocratic rule and crush magic from Westeros, save his pet mages, yet the Daughter's Chosen embraces freedom and gladly consorts with inhuman creatures and heathen mages. The Warrior invests his attention in a child, all but ignoring the perils facing Westeros and the rest of the world, while the Chosen of the Smith wastes time forging trinkets any competent mage-smith could reproduce."
---[X] "The unity of the Seven is fraying at the edges in this era, and will continue to do so as time passes and their individual agendas become ever more divorced from one another. Schism is all but inevitable. I merely wish to hurry it along, to lessen the impact on Westeros and to prevent another costly civil war, one in which the only true winner will be the monsters laughing at our self-imposed misfortune and celebrating the bounty we have made available to them."
----[X] Should Baelor need further convincing, ask him if he would like to meet a holy messenger, one much like the Angels who follow in Lucan's wake, but who actually strives to improve the world around him in meaningful ways. If he agrees, retrieve Yrael and have him speak with Baelor.
 
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Oh for...I'm busy today goddamnit!

Can you please not.
Just.
I'm not taking it as a joke vote. I'm taking it as an incredibly bad idea. You can't just throw this straight at the man. It won't help, and it's very likely to be actively counterproductive.
As.
Tfw Goldfish diplomacy is actually functional diplomacy. What is this, opposite day?

[X] Goldfish
Planned.

[X] Goldfish
 
Also, @Goldfish, you are getting a set of pastel crayons from me to the next anniversary of the day you were torn from the raw madness of the outer void.
Apparently my urge to color-code things has been the missing piece to Goldfish Diplomacy all these years. o_O

Makes me wonder why all my color-coded spreadsheets at work haven't brought about world peace yet...
 
Mind you, does that mean that @Goldfish is Nurgel, cooking up ever new character sheets and equipment in his cauldron?

I mean, they do both smell of cheese...
Nah, I wear the latest in Far Realm fragrance, Essence of Cerebrospinal Fluid.

Now brewed straight from the tap to prevent spoilage issues.
 
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