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A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)

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[X] Nuclear Neotypes 1: Nuclear Waste's Potential Learning DC 90
-[X] Accept!

Would be interesting to see what we get out of this.

Also i think we might have a way to weaken the burns 6 a bit since we took out their intrigue specialist. After all sideshow bob whole mission was to only accept taking out the simpsons and bart if burns can provide a plane to take him back to italy to go back to his family there, so can we make him an offer to him to give up his vendetta and we bassically ship him over to italy back to his family?
 
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dizzyrougue said:
so can we make him an offer to him to give up his vendetta and we bassically ship him over to italy back to his family?
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The thing about Bob is, while the fact he settled down enough to have a wife and kid in the first place shows it's not IMPOSSIBLE for him to let go his vendetta against Bart and do other things, He seems to be almost pathologically obsessed with the kid, so even with the promise of seeing his family again, it would probably be SUPER difficult to convince him to cut his losses.
 
[X] Pave ALL of Doofania in GOLD! Stewardship: DC 110
-[X] Ask for DEI to cover the whole cost of the operation. (Mirage will be greatly against this and will protest every step of the way.)

Its not an good idea, its probably an very very bad one, but its far too funny an idea for me not too.
 
[X] Build a Power Plant on Danvi-DOOFANIA Stewardship DC 120

I kinda want this because, although they haven't appear yet, they are four villains of radioactive man that hate nuclear energy. Having doof as a possible ally, if they appear, could help us in the long road.
 
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[X] Create more content for DOOF TV: Stewardship Action: DC 90
-[X] Accept!

TV is nice and simple.
 
[X] Create more content for DOOF TV: Stewardship Action: DC 90
-[X] Accept!

Time to get into show business. Plus Krusty might need help finding his daughter by now.
 
Because the topic came up in the Discord, here a rough timetable, guys:

Turn 1: March/April
Turn 2: May/June
Turn 3: July/August (that´s when their grades would have finished - meaning that Bart and Lisa got enslaved during their fucking summer vacation)
Turn 4: September/October (because Halloween as well as my Candace omake)
Turn 5: November/December (because that´s when Santa wants to come visit us - reference point!)

so, if the Dome happened 3 months before quest start, that would put it around fucking Christmas - at least retroactively

meaning that Lisa should be in third and Bart in fifth grade by now

so yeah, guys

just remember that Every sixth turn, a new year starts
 
Fingers crossed he gives us something for anti-Burns purposes!

More likely though, if he likes what we've been doing perhaps he'll be a temp hero unit for a single turn. What kind of stats do we think he'd have? Other than great diplomacy and occult of course.
 
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So, if we have been good, what would Santa bring us? Any ideas?
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Bobo the bear would be an interesting gift, burns would hate it and it would help repair our relationship with our family (via giving it to maggie)
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More likely though, if he likes what we've been doing perhaps he'll be a temp hero unit for a single turn. What kind of stats do we think he'd have? Other than great diplomacy and occult of course.
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Great Diplomacy (40ish), Good stewardship and Intruige (20-30 for each) and decent martial and occult (10-20ish) would be my bet, His diplo is obvious, he runs an colossal factory in the north pole and kept it hidden for thousands of years, and he would be no slouch in magic or combat.
odds are it would be 40ish diplo (trait that boosts it for those who believe in santa to 50ish), 30ish stewardship and intriuge, 15ish occult and 20ish martial, if we dont get him i could do an statsheet for the funnies alongside the current wiggum one.
 
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Maybe he'd give us some awesome magic artifacts, or scientific secrets, or a pile of gold!

Ooh, maybe he'll pull that sword out of the stone for us! Since we probably still have it in the basement. Santa could pull it out, right?

EDIT: Yeah. Now that I think about it, yeah. Santa could pull the sword from the stone. He's worthy of being the king of England.
 
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[X] Lo! Back-around steel! Learning DC 130.
-[X] Counter offer
--[X] Ask for more income.
 
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Simpson and Son's Revitalizing Tonic Commercial Script. (Not yet canon)
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    • Simpson and Son's Revitalizing Tonic Commercial Script.​

    [Camera pans to Abe in a white suit yelling to a group of extras dressed as "old timey" yokels]

    Abe: Step right up, folks, and witness the magnificent medicinal miracle of Simpson and Son's patented revitalizing tonic!

    Put some ardor in your larder with our energizing, moisturizing, tantalizing, romanticizing, surprising, her-prizing, revitalizing tonic!
    [Camera closes in on Abe]

    Hello, I'm Abe Simpson and I'm here to Introduce my new product, Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic! The only tonic on the market able to put the dowsers in your trousers in seconds flat.

    This tonic was invented by my Great Great Grandfather while trying to find a cheap alternative to holy water. But my friends I tell you now that one glug and you'll be so invigorated that your partner will need a cane in the morning.

    (Warning effectiveness as holy water still undergoing trials. Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic is not authorized for any religious rites or rituals for any Major Church or denomination.)

    I see that you aren't convinced. May I have a volunteer from the audience?
    [A man Yokel #1 steps on the stage]

    Yokel #1: I"ll try it!! I'm desperate! I'm so frustrated I can't sow my oats, pitch my tent, or even plant my flag!

    [Yokel #1 grabs bottle]

    Glug, Glug, Glug.

    Abe: Gather round folks and bear witness as my tonic works its magic on my unsated friend here. Behold with wonder as he comes under a petrifying power matched only by the mythological Medusa.

    [ Cartoon sound effects of a steam whistle, slide whistle and a jackhammer play]

    Yokel #1: Woohoo!!! HEHEHEHEHE!

    [Yokel #1 proceeds to throw a man Yokel # 2 and woman Yokel #3 over his shoulder and runs off]
    [Camera refocuses on Abe]

    Abe: Looks like he's got some lift backer in his Tallywacker. Don't let him be the only one! With Simpsons and Son's Revitalizing Tonic, gain a newfound swell of pride and confidence as you make Sexual underperformance become a thing of the past!

    And remember when you want to have the best sex of your life think Simpson and Son!

    ____________________________________________________________________________
    So I got bored and had enough writing steam to make a low effort omake. It's kind of short and I took the opening and outro from the episode the Tonic appeared in because I liked them. Do I think this would work as an actual commercial? No. Did my childish mind have fun coming up with euphemisms and felt like sharing ? Yes.
     
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