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Ugh I so don't want bunch of stuff.

Just pick something. I don't want Armor of Tarnus either but I would perefer that over this shotgun approach.
 
"You want to know the secret behind Flock of Doom?" Dragomas said.

Mathilde nodded. "And Crow's Feast, and A Murder of Crows. I was thinking it's probably Apparitions you've covered in Ghur, but there's all this stuff about Corvus and I really want to know the real answer."

Dragomas scoffed. "Typical Grey, outthinking yourself and asking for a secret you already know the answer to."

"Oh, so it is Appar-"

"HEY CORVUS," Dragomas bellowed out a window. "SOMEONE WANTS TO MEET YOU!"

Moments later, an enormous crow head peeked into the tower room. "What's up, Draggy?"

Dragomas pointed a thumb at her. "She wants to know how your spells work."

The crow tilted its head and blinked. "Well, it's just manners, isn't it? My friends ask nicely, and then I send some crows, and then the thing they want pecked gets pecked, and then they come home and tell me how it went and we all go out for dri- oh, she's leaving."

"Yeah," Dragomas said. "I think that's not what she was expecting."

"Hey, when are you going to tell her that you're a dragon?"

I do have to say though this part is unrealistic, if we encountered a friendly crow god we would attempt to invite him into our library book club at the very least. I'm sure he would fit in the room we made for Cython, :V
 
[X] Plan: The Prismatic Wanderer
[X] Armor of von Tarnus

The grab bag is just too unexciting to even consider. I want the ship, I can get behind the armor, but splitting it up for what seems like pretty minor stuff isn't my idea of fun. I'll change my vote to include armor in case that can catch up.
 
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Amazing! Who needs Azyr anyway?

You are Maria Stossel and you are trying to determine whether the Lady Magister with the best windsight since Volans is deliberately provoking you.

Yes, you grant that gold is useful, but it is definitionally impersonal, and well, could be given by the Golds. Or even the Greys themselves, as much they claimed to stick to a Vow of Poverty. Was there truly nothing else worth asking the Celestial College for? Was this that journeyman thing again (which had already caused enough embarrassment, thank you very much), or that incident with the Thunderbolt? A timely warning had been sent for the Nuln issue, it was definitely not your fault it was ignored.

As is standard, you had asked for a Reading, you'd redone it yourself and it aways came with the same answer: Weber would soon be splashed in a river of gold by spiders. You'd at first thought it was simple onomantic contamination causing a causal reversal, but no, the signs were very clear. Soon the Lady Magister asking your College for wealth would no longer have any need for it. Checking if she knew had given the typical contradictory answers when asking about those steeped in Ulgu.

Had your College just been insulted or not? And if so, do you just take your lovely new Orb and ponder it.
 
"...can I pretend you asked me to tell your future?"

Mathilde gestured magnanimously. "Be my guest."

Maria Stossel drew herself to her full height, lightning illuminating the windows and thunder resounding portentously in the background. "Mathilde Weber!" she intoned in dirgelike tones. "I have peered into your future, and foretell a most dire fate indeed! I see a future where you go to the Elflands, and in wandering through their storied markets see some cool knickknack that you cannot afford to buy."

Mathilde gasped. "Oh no!"

"Oh no indeed!" Maria cried out. "But behold!" From one of her desk drawers, she pulled a big leather bag that jingled dramatically. "The tools to avert your calamity!"

"Thank you, Matriarch!" Mathilde said with feeling, gathering the sack of lucre to herself. "I will forever remember the day I sought the wisdom of the Celestials!"

Okay, I admit it. I laughed a whole lot at the idea of Mathilde and Maria overacting at each other for this bit. :lol: :rofl:
 
[X] Plan: The Prismatic Wanderer
I don't care about practicality, skyship is cool.
And approval voting for
[X] Plan Tower of Doom! and Research!
even though it won't win because Flying. Tower.
 
Of Maps and Territories New
Of Maps and Territories

In a forest late at night at the edges of the empire, humans travel in groups and do not linger, for there are bestial things upon the prowl, this is known. Leagues of cliff-faced peaks and valleys where armies can not march, then dark and fey touched Athel Loren, then even further two-faced Brettonians.

But the boots that crunch cross the borderstones and branches this night are no shuffling mass of hoof and horn, nor the soft leather of elfish scouts, though they come by a path that has known the tread of both.

Instead ironshod feet fall in tandem and the trees around them echo like the low throb of a single giant heart. Or chewing jaw.

Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.

No torches, for their eyes see well enough in the moon's light. No bellowed warcrys, for though they carry waaagh in their hearts, they move with disciplined purpose. They have weapons and armor of blackened iron, but worse, clever commanders with maps of the province and surprise on their side.

Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.


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The desk was different. The room too, for that matter, and it's occupants. The feeling was the same though, she reflected, so perhaps that is why it put her the mind of when she first pulled on ulgu in frustration at the limits of charcoal and paper.

Back then it was dwarves- young ones, mostly- bustling in and out carrying messages, and dwarves huddled round a slab of stone deep in the chiselwards. Now it was bright eyed young humans in robes (and one elf!) running in and out with the latest updates, polished wood with brass fittings rather than rough stone. And the map table. She was proud of the MAAP table.

Eight feet of polished hardwood, circular, it took up most of the space in the room, it's value underlined more by how much space was at a premium on the airship than by the runes inlaid in gold and silver. There was space for drinks and snacks. Above it floated the refined and perfected version of what she had done almost as fingerprinting back in the karak, now showing tens of square miles below and around them in crisp detail.

But the feeling was similar. Frustration, feeling like you had everything to do and could do nothing but stay in one place and shuffle messages. As the tool grew, so did the challenges.

The truth was that they had fucked up. The iron orcs had been a Brettonian problem, rumors about chaos worshiping orcs in armor, raiding sheep herding villages and sacking small castles, with none able to find their base. Something where help in the matter could have been traded for favors.

But then the attacks on the empire had started, and it became clear very quickly to the more experienced defenders that the orcs had somehow cracked open the beast paths and world roots. And that their numbers were far greater than feared.

An army of disorganized savages that popped up out of near nowhere and ravaged whatever was close by was bad enough. A well-equiped army with drilled tactics and a considered strategy behind them was much worse. All of that, while Kislev struggled at it's northern borders and the call went out for all to match north?

A thing of nightmares.

Already two larger towns had been sacked, their defending forces lured away while orcs reduced the walls and put all inside to the sword and flame. No pursuit was possible, and no defense could be prepared that covered all the directions from which an attack might come.

Enter the Prismatic Wanderer. Her mission: to find the army of the iron orcs and lead the scent remaining forces of the empire in crushing it.

A shout pulled her from her musings.

"MA'AM! We've got something! Chamon teleseveriscope bloom to the south-southeast six miles and change out! And we think it might be an entry point, the bloom was growing!"

She glanced up; the thirty-something in gold robes snapped her a salute and handed off a slate. She glanced to her right. Her arcaneocartographer (the hochlander's grandniece in fact, a not-yet-perpetual named Mariann) bit her tongue as she carefully processed the declension and direction numbers from the slate and adjusted the table- a smear of yellow swirled into being between two low hills. Four miles beyond was a third walled town, much like the first two

"Change course to south-southeast and drop to fifty feet above the trees! Prepare to drop away team and then sprint for Drakfort to assist with the defense!"

Mathilde wanted a closer look at these worldroot things. She had questions.
 
I know that the point of the omake is to drum up support for the skyship, but it should be said I am pretty sure if something that's not a Beastman went through the Beastpaths, even if it's Chaos Aligned it would get mobbed by beastmen, not least because the Iron Orks are associated with Tzeench specifically and there are plenty of beastmen who are associated with the other three. For one Nurgle would be more than happy to give them all the plague.
 
[X] Plan: The Prismatic Wanderer
[X] Armor of von Tarnus

[x] Plan Mammoth Battle Altar Cavalry/Mammothry
[x] Plan: Mammoth Battle Altar Cavalry/Mammothry with Bling Griffon
[x] Plan: Mammoth Battle Altar Cavalry/Mammothry with Griffon

I'd vote for the pickle stuff if it had a mammoth, but there is no mammoth. So I want something big instead.
 
I know that the point of the omake is to drum up support for the skyship, but it should be said I am pretty sure if something that's not a Beastman went through the Beastpaths, even if it's Chaos Aligned it would get mobbed by beastmen, not least because the Iron Orks are associated with Tzeench specifically and there are plenty of beastmen who are associated with the other three. For one Nurgle would be more than happy to give them all the plague.

Objection! Invoking Star Trek permits techno-babble!
 
[X] Armor of von Tarnus
[X] Break College Favor/ Tenure
[X] Elector-Countess
[X] Plan: Wrong Turn at Albuquerque

I genuinely can't remember what my vote was previously, but I do know I don't really care for the split requests. Would prefer the armor most though.
 
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[X] Plan Pickle Requests mk IV
[X] Armor of von Tarnus

After way too long staying indecisive, the discussion on abusing the We as disposable shock troops has finally convinced me to weigh in, because it really soured me on the airship.
 
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I genuinely can't remember what my vote was previously, but I do know I don't really care for the split requests. Would prefer the armor most though.
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[X] Plan Pickle Requests mk IV
[X] Armor of von Tarnus

After way too long staying indecisive, the discussion on abusing the We as disposable shock troops has finally convinced me to weigh in, because it really soured me on the airship.

We are obviously not getting a spider ship, but it should be mentioned the We are fine with parts of the hive being disposable shock troops, that is what Hunters are for, just like all spiders but the Egg Layer are potential rations. Saying a We Hunter is disposable is true but that is in the same sense as a human's fingernails are disposable in a fight.
 
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