Kidnapped twice in only afew hours. It looks like the madlad is going for some kind of record.

If he gets abducted again before dinner, I think he's eligible for free ice cream.
 
Kidnapped twice in only afew hours. It looks like the madlad is going for some kind of record.

If he gets abducted again before dinner, I think he's eligible for free ice cream.
First time it was the Sexy Snek of his loli-like Onee-chan

Second Time it was his brainwashed Magical Neko Girlfriend

Now it was an Artificial Intelligence that looks exactly as his Kouhai

Did I miss another abduction?

Also, pretty much this tone:

View: https://youtu.be/-EFq90LB_Co?si=V0J4JsAEgmOIJVcQ
 
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Illya and Shirou having completely opposite experience in this war. Shirou is desperately trying to keep his entire life from falling apart while wonderful things just keep falling into Illya's lap.

Rin with the tactical BB bomb. Wonder if the other 5 will make an appearance?
 
You jerked your head to watch it, it bounced off the wall with enough force to leave a sizable dent, before hitting the ground and rolling over. It was a simple, red brick. With what appeared to be… a phone taped to it? You stare at it, then it began to ring a little simple uncomplicated tune. Then you felt it, a pull, a falling. The walls around you vanished, then the floor. There was a splash, a scream and an all-encompassing view of blue blocks.
Dammit BB, as if we didn't have enough on our plates. Anyway. GOOD NEWS Taiga, now you get to experience one of Shirou's kidnappings for yourself, hopefully this leans more towards the makeout prone Circe ones than the stabbing prone others, it's a 50/50 shot. Plus, there's a totally qualified nurse there to help you with your ouchies
Who duct taped the phone to a brick and throw it?
Prolly Rin getting fed up
 
Dammit BB, as if we didn't have enough on our plates. Anyway. GOOD NEWS Taiga, now you get to experience one of Shirou's kidnappings for yourself, hopefully this leans more towards the makeout prone Circe ones than the stabbing prone others, it's a 50/50 shot. Plus, there's a totally qualified nurse there to help you with your ouchies

Prolly Rin getting fed up

She's clearly tired of all those calls about her car's extended warranty.
 
Well at least we know Shirou can't seduce BB, or she'd probably turn into a Yandere due to her Sakura DNA, so all he has to do is escape or turn her into a non-enemy.

It's nice when an entire line of interactions don't need to be thought about. :V
 
Taiga and Mata Hari
Anything with Shirou and Taiga

The first of multiple Fate sidestories I'll be writing on vacation. These are all canon.

Sadly, they haven't interacted in a fair bit for me to fit a sidestory, but have some Taiga content regardless.



*Taiga POV*

"He's going to get himself killed and there's not a damn thing I can do about it." I say, staring at my reflection in the mirror. I hardly recognized myself, so covered in bandages.

"He is rather dedicated, I will admit," Mata Hari says quietly, I glance to the side to see the woman sitting in my recliner with a book on her lap. "But isn't that one of his charm points?"

"Yes, a charm point, getting repeatedly kidnapped and nearly dying once a die. That's a charm point." I grouse.

"Well it seems to be working on those around him," Mata Hari replies, smiling.

I didn't like that smile. I didn't much like the woman either. She was useful, but she reminded me way too damn much of some that Grandfather kept around. I had half a mind to sit down with Shirou and have him sort the boy out. But all he cared about was sumo.

Why was every man in my life useless?

It was…

I groan, placing a hand to my face and shaking my head. "What's he doing tomorrow?"

"His girlfriend hasn't been responding lately, so he's going to be looking into that," Mata Hari replies, idly looking at her nails. "It should be a rather simple day, though I haven't looked into Mitsuzuri as of yet."

"I'm still not used to him dating."

"Well, they haven't gone on a date yet, but yes." Mata Hari replies with an impish smile. "They are rather adorable together I must sa-" Mata Hari closes her lips, her eyes glinting. "Oh? Do you not approve?"

"I'm… surprised. They were friends, but I never knew she looked at him that way."

"Teenagers tend to be rather…" Mata Hari waggles her fingers. "Daring."

I stand there for a moment, staring at her. Then look towards the door. "It's none of my business, least he's not dating Tohsaka, he had been making eyes at her for years."

A hand brushes my shoulder, and Mata Hari skips past me. She spins around, hands clasped behind her back, a grin on her face. "Is that jealousy, my dear master?"

"Jealousy over… what?" I ask carefully.

"Oh, your darling little brother being taken away from you, constantly in danger and not involving you. Trapped in the clutches of oh so many beautiful women. Why, he may just stop being your little brother… or…" Mata Hari leans closer. "Was he… something else?"

"... No."

"You paused~" Mata Hari replies.

"And I'm about to punch if you don't make yourself vacant."

Mata Hari smiles, then vanishes, the only thing remaining of her being the sweet perfume. I stare at the spot she vacated, then look towards the mirror and groan.

Why did everything have to change?
 
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The teacher/student aspect does make Taiga womaning up and pursuing Shirou rather sus, as does the age gap, and the fact that Taiga has (nominally) been Shirou's caretaker/big sister figure since he was young. Dear god, it's a triple whammy power dynamic combo.

On the other hand, not really worse than Circe.
 
Since everyone else is talking about it... while the Student/Teacher thing can be aged out of, the whole sort-of caretaker/'sister' role would be a lot more difficult to handle. Though it is most likely Taiga herself making the matter complicated, Shirou seems like the kind of person that doesn't even realize what's happening.
 
"He's dating… Ayako?" I ask.
I'm sorry, but this interaction is a bit off. If the next day is when Shirou gets kidnapped by Ayako, then she should have already known their relationship status.

She got that information in chapter 3.1. Before she even got hurt. But here she is reacting as if is new information.
 
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I'm sorry, but this interaction is a bit off. If the next day is when Shirou gets kidnapped by Ayako, then she should have already known their relationship status.

She got that information in chapter 3.1. Before she even got hurt. But here she is reacting as if is new information.
All good. Couldn't go back and check while on vacation. It's fixed now. Thanks!
 
[X] [No]

She's been taking care of us for like a decade or so. It'd be a bit weird.

Plus, Ilya needs an older sister
 
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