Fate/Clusterfuck (Fate/Stay Night)

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Erien said:
"Mind reading? No, too much effort. Man reading, yes. I have plenty of experience with that." Circe replies with a smirk.
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This just killed me. "Why waste effort magically doing something when I can just lean on millennia of human psychology?" asks the witch, following the path of Granny Weatherwax.

Erien said:
"She's gotten a touch handsy." Circe says with a giggle.

Your cheeks turn so violently hot so quickly you could have been used to heat a pot of tea. "You know about that?"

"I'm the one who arranged matters in such a way that it could happen. The girl needed a push in your direction, she was dithering, too scared to make a move." Circe replies. "I merely gave her a strong kick on the buttocks and she took care of the rest."
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Ah, Circe is playing matchmaker! How delightful!

Erien said:
"Ah." Circe replies. "A fine question. That would be because I love you."
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Behold, the only way to get it past Shirou's willful disregard of people's opinion of him! Hammer it in directly as though with chisel and hammer!

Erien said:
Circe says, then she stands and walks in front of you, she moves one hand over the immobile arm, then draws it away to reveal… a stump. You stare at it, your eyes widening. Just above where the elbow would be, the arm… stops.
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Ah yes, she's being rejected/isolated by the world, that sounds painful.

Erien said:
And at a certain point a woman just needs to hear a yes or no, piglet. No waiting to ask a friend, or trying to phrase rejection in pretty terms.
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I guess that means no "Well, let me talk to Ayako first."

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Let's go, best witch, and if it's not going to NEGATIVELY impact our relationship with Ayako, then let's go go go!
 
Erien said:
"What… about Ayako?"

Circe arches a brow. "What about her? Your life is far from normal Shirou, and if you break my dear Medea's heart I will do far worse than turn you into a piglet." The threat was clear as day in her voice, then she smiles. "Do not be hung up on modern sensibilities when you are dealing with magic and witches. Now, your question?"
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...thats Circe speak for 'whats wrong with multiple partners?'

Erien said:
"Ah." Circe replies. "A fine question. That would be because I love you."
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the nonchalance of the delivery is great

Erien said:
"I'm afraid not," Circe replies, amused. "I am a living being, not a spirit. Hence why I wished to speak to you, there are… other ways of obtaining mana. Ways I believed Medea offered to you in the past."
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... right some vitamin D it is then! : P

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I mean even without the arm situation I'd be down

now waiting for Medea to walk in and Circe to be like 'would you like to join?'
 
To think this day would come...
I see the writting on the wall...
There is no avoiding this.
This will be it.
Maybe part necessity and part yeah.
Either way...

The summoning circle glows brightly


Let silver and steel be the essence.

Let stone and the archduke of contracts be the foundation.

Let Purple be the color I pay tribute to.


Let rise a wall against the wind that shall fall.

Let the four cardinal gates close.

Let the three-forked road from the crown reaching unto the Kingdom rotate.


Let it be declared now; your flesh shall serve under me, and my fate shall be with your sword.

Submit to the beckoning of the Holy Grail.

Answer, if you would submit to this will and this truth.


An oath shall be sworn here.

I shall attain all virtues of all of Heaven;

I shall have dominion over all evils of all of Hell.


From the Seventh Heaven, attended to by three great words of power,

come forth from beyond the ring of restraint, protector of the holy balance!

I summon thee!

Witchfckr!

 
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Let's Go!

And NO way Medea wont't, at minimum, know what her dear Auntie Is doing with her Master (and boyfriend?)

Just don't drain Shirou too much Circe. Shirou needs to be up when Archer comes kicking His ass for ignoring his wonderful Kouhai (and potential Wife)
 
F.I.M.M.98 said:
Shirou needs to be up when Archer comes kicking His ass for ignoring his wonderful Kouhai (and potential Wife)
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Circe: worry not, with my instruction Shirou will be more then ready to help your master out Archer.
Medea: ... You can't fix everything like that.
Sakura:.. .. no comment
 
"Gee, I don't know Circe... I don't want to be unfaithful to my girlfriend, and then there's your niece also making moves on me, and my childhood friend Sakura..."

"It would really help me out."

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