If I made a Patreon, would you subscribe to it? (Not locking anything behind it like EX Chapters)

  • Yes.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Maybe.

    Votes: 4 28.6%
  • No.

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • I have no money (me too tbh).

    Votes: 7 50.0%

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[X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
-[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
 
[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
-[X] Call Mami on the phone. "So, Kyubey says you agreed to mediate between us as part of its 'plan to strengthen relations with me,' so I was wondering what the context for that was on your end." You're pretty sure torpedoing Kyubey's relationship with her would be against the truce, so unfortunately you can't tell her why it's gotten so bad that a mediator is necessary. You need this peace to prepare for the war that's coming to you, after all.
 
[X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
-[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
 
[X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
-[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
 
[X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
-[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
 
[X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
-[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
 
[X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
-[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
 
[X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
-[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
 
RANT: Destiny 2.
This was a long time coming. I've been talking about doing this for a while, and now, we're here. Let me preface this with a small story.

I have been playing Destiny since around the House of Wolves expansion. My friends and I had run numerous Raids, custom matches in Crucible, Nightfalls, and other activities. I met a great deal of people, most of which I still talk to, even though we have moved on to other games.

Destiny 2 came out, and with it, Clans. We ran more Raids, more activities, and by the time Forsaken was released, we were mostly content with everything in the game. There were plenty of locales to choose from, and even more activities.

Then, Beyond Light came around.

To be honest, I think that Beyond Light was the "beginning of the end" for me and Destiny. With a snap of their fingers, Bungie removed the planets of Titan, Io, Mercury, and Mars. They also removed the activities that these planets provided, such as Escalation Protocol and the entire base game Campaign. Oh, and my purchases of Curse of Osiris and Warmind were now completely invalidated.

And the worst part of all of that is that they had nothing to replace the content they removed. It's just gone.

Oh, right. That's when they started raising the Power on all equipment so that new players could just jump into the seasonal content. And then they kept doing it, making everyone's grind for better armor and weapons pointless. What's the point of getting the "best" gear if everyone's just gonna spawn as strong as you next season?

Stasis was a fun idea, but got nerfed into the ground. Why bother to get that new power set when it's constantly being outpaced by your normal subclasses?

Then, Bungie made two decisions. One good, and one absolutely horrible.

The good decision was releasing Witch Queen. This DLC brought with it a new locale to fight through, along with enemy Lightbearer Hive. The set pieces and story beats were pretty good in my opinion, and weapon crafting completely turned the game on its head. Instead of grinding for hours and maybe getting that godroll Pulse Rifle, now you can just make a godroll!

Honestly, my only complaint with the crafting system is that there just aren't enough weapons to craft. I legitimately had fun mixing and matching perks on my weapons to find out what best suited my play style.

And then, they got rid of Forsaken.

...To be fair, they just removed the Tangled Shore, but that's where the Campaign took place. People couldn't even play that campaign anymore, and it was one of the better Destiny 2 stories. So, let me do a quick recap:

The base game of Destiny 2 costed $60. That later became free.

Curse of Osiris and Warmind were $30 a piece (I think). They were entirely removed.

Forsaken was $60, as much as the base game. This was also removed.

That's $180 that I spent, only to have my purchases invalidated.

Shadowkeep was $60 also. Nothing happened to it as far as I know, but just keep this price in mind.

Beyond Light's Special Edition Upgrade was $80-$90.

Witch Queen also had a special edition for $90.

Guess what? So did Lightfall.

All in all, it put me another $240 back just to play the game and hope it got better.

Lightfall quickly dashed any hope of the game saving itself.

Now, let me list off everything that I didn't like about this DLC.

Firstly, the "story". It was certainly... Referenced. I guess Rohan's death was... Uh, memorable? But the entire point of why we're here in Neomuna, the Veil, is never explained. At all. It's just "important", I guess.

Next up, the location. Neomuna. It's completely empty. There are no NPCs besides the two vendors. It's just another empty, ruined city, just like the EDZ, and the Cosmodrome, and the Ishtar Sink in D1, and the Mars location in D1, and...

After that, we come to the characters.

Oh, where do I begin?

Rohan is just another mentor figure who dies. Osiris is a prick to everyone, especially the player, and the reason for all of that is because he's stressed. He wants us to hurry up and master Strand, a power we barely even figured out existed, because the Witness is just hanging out by the Traveler.

Oh, right. The Witness. He isn't written well. He's just some edgy "Life is suffering, so I'm gonna kill everyone" villain. He also has the emotional maturity of a fucking toddler. When Calus (rightfully) questions the Witness's "plan" about the Veil, he essentially just goes "Shut up, my plan is perfect lol" in an angry tone. And we're supposed to be intimidated by him.

The only other character in this DLC is someone I've been intentionally avoiding talking about. Nimbus.

Nimbus is the worst person I have had the displeasure of meeting. I've heard somewhere that his official pronouns are they, but I don't know anymore. Or care. Nimbus is a cringy attempt to replace Cayde-6's humor in Destiny. How did they try to do this? By making them talk like a Marvel Movie superhero, of course!

Like, when Rohan dies, Nimbus's mentor and father figure, not even one cutscenes passes before they're trying to make jokes about it! Fuck, it's almost like they just forgot that Nimbus was supposed to have anything akin to a realistic reaction to Rohan meeting his demise. Instead, we essentially get a "Erm... That happened." From Nimbus.

While we're on the topic of the story, let's talk about two things that I really have a problem with. The Rocky-esque training sequence with Strand is... awful. It seems to paint our character as inept when it comes to Strand, but we've been using it for the entire Campaign with destructive success! I'm not saying we should instantly be a master of it, but we have experience! There's no reason why we should be unraveling ourselves!

All Nimbus's "training" montage is... It's just them surfing. That's it.

Finally, the ending. Oh boy, the ending.

You just beat Calus, and his adoptive daughter is standing in the room, clearly mourning his death. Nimbus, seeing this, decides to make jokes about Calus and offer a fist bump to everyone.

Then, the Witness pulls a power out of his ass, and assumes controls your Ghost. He's never demonstrated this power before, but I guess he can do it. Whatever.

Then, everyone just kinda says that we lost because the Witness painted a triangle on the Traveler.

That's it.

That is the ending, and the straw that broke the camel's back. My disappointment is immeasurable, and the game is ruined. I'm done.

This has nothing to do with the quest, but I needed to put this somewhere. If you read all of this, thank you.
 
TBH, I always mixed up Destiny and Anthem whenever I'd hear one or the other. Never played either one.
 
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Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Oct 16, 2023 at 11:19 PM, finished with 18 posts and 11 votes.

  • [X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
    -[X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
    [X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
    [X] "Anything from an eldritch abomination that can avoid making people insane -- if only because we're already insane to it -- to an out-of-control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence. Made by an eldritch abomination."
    -[X] Pull The Bucket out of the Gauntlet, and spin it on one finger with a manic grin. "I mean, does anyone feel crazier than they were before that conversation? Bucket-chan will help fix it!" Relax to a normal grin, "Kidding, kidding." Put... **that THING** away.
    -[X] More seriously, "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
    --[X] "Or it's a swarm of individually-independent bodies with identical rules of operation sharing data rapidly."
    ---[X] It's a bunch of possibilities, probably not important exactly which one it is right now -- we don't have the information needed to figure it out and Kyubey's self-preservation would probably involve not sharing the details.
    [X] "Perhaps the body is puppeted from a distance? After all, it seems to always be the same entity even when the body is destroyed. And since they don't understand magic very well, it may be technological in origin."
    -[X] Call Mami on the phone. "So, Kyubey says you agreed to mediate between us as part of its 'plan to strengthen relations with me,' so I was wondering what the context for that was on your end." You're pretty sure torpedoing Kyubey's relationship with her would be against the truce, so unfortunately you can't tell her why it's gotten so bad that a mediator is necessary. You need this peace to prepare for the war that's coming to you, after all.
 
613: Speculation.
[X] "Beats me."

"Could be anything from an Eldritch monster that can somehow avoid making people insane if only because we're insane to it, to an out of control paperclip-maximizing artificial intelligence." You hazard a guess, "Which, in turn, is made by an Eldritch monster."

"My money's on the latter." Kazuya says offhandedly.

"So we really don't know what we're dealing with." Grandpa groans, handing you back your rifle, "Then I reckon you'll be needing this."

You carefully take your rifle back, and put it...

...Honestly, you just touch it to your Gauntlet and it disappears.

"Lucky." Kazuya mumbles.

"That body could be being puppeteered from a distance. After all, it's the same entity every time, even when the body is destroyed." You offer, "And since they don't understand magic very well, they might be technological in origin."

"An astute observation!" Grandpa smiles, "But be sure to get more facts before choosing any theories, alright?"

"Aww, you've got Haruki in his detective mode again!" Grandma smiles as well, "It reminds me of the first night we met!"

"Oh, that night!" Grandpa chuckles, "You almost ran me through for working with a demon!"

"And I've never been happier to have my attack deflected!" Grandma wraps her arm around Grandpa.

As much as you'd like to ask a question about that, your phone begins to go off. You put it up to your ear, and answer. "Hello?"

"Yumi, Kyubey told me to tell you something!" Mami cheerfully answers, "He wanted you to know that there's a sizable group of suspicious characters on their way to Mitakihara. They'll be here in... Two days, according to him. I'm assuming that's not good, is it?"

[] ????????????????????
 
[X] "Yeah, remember how Kohaku said she was here to hide? Those characters are the people she's hiding from, who call themselves the Disciples. If you could get the word out, that would be some stress off my back. Hopefully, you can gather the rest of our friend group and keep them out of the line of fire while me and some of my allies try to resolve this."

Best I've got atm.
 
[X] "It's bad that they're coming, but it's good to have an ETA, infact we need to talk with everyone about this."
-[X] To everyone in the room, "According to the rat, we've got two days till 'a sizeable group of suspicious individuals' arrives."
 
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[] "Understatement of the year. I'll bring you up to speed after school, meet me at my grandparents' house, and bring Madoka and Sayaka, they need to hear this too."
-[] To everyone else: "Well, assuming Kyubey's intel is accurate, we've got two days before the Disciples get here."
--[] Call Oriko and tell her and Kirika to come to your grandparents' house after school, urgent, will explain in person

Not sure about this, so I'm not actually voting for it, but this is what I came up with.

-[X] To everyone in the room, "According to the rat, weve got two days till 'a sizeable group of suspicious individuals' arrives."
"we've"
 
We don't actually know for certain that a) this group of suspicious characters *is* the Disciples and not a second group, nor b) whether Kyubey told Mami this, with the descriptor of "suspicious" before or after it agreed to the experiment of working with us as equals and leaving the whole demon-related situation to us (hopefully without sabotage).

Mami should know the details of the experiment and such, if only because if Kyubey's withdrawing "assets" and not contracting more... food-grade megucas, there will be a severe lack of Witches and thus Grief Seeds. She and Kyoko need to know a) to severely ration the seeds they have and b) that we can cleanse their Soul Gems, though the process is still experimental, so barring prolonged combat they won't 'starve'.

But, uh, that may be tricky to fully explain without the Witchbomb, so... maybe we should warn our grandparents that telling megucas the truth on that if they don't know it is a bad idea, before she gets here?

Kyoko needs to know about all this too, I'm just not sure how we can get in contact with her without actively tracking her down in person, or waiting for her tsundere butt to show up at Mami's.

[X] "Understatement of the year. Remember how Kohaku said she was here to hide? Those characters are the people she's hiding from, who call themselves the Disciples. Meet me at my grandparents' house, and bring Madoka and Sayaka, they need to hear this too -- and a few more details "
-[X] Give her the address
-[X] To everyone else: "Well, assuming Kyubey's intel is accurate and about the same group, we've got two days before the Disciples come asking for an ass-kicking."
--[X] Call Oriko and tell her and Kirika to come to your grandparents' house after school, urgent, will explain in person
 
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i think its safe to tell kyoko, at the very least she is much less likely to freak out like mami would.
 
[X] "Understatement of the year. Remember how Kohaku said she was here to hide? Those characters are the people she's hiding from, who call themselves the Disciples. Meet me at my grandparents' house, and bring Madoka and Sayaka, they need to hear this too -- and a few more details "
-[X] Give her the address
-[X] To everyone else: "Well, assuming Kyubey's intel is accurate and about the same group, we've got two days before the Disciples come asking for an ass-kicking."
--[X] Call Oriko and tell her and Kirika to come to your grandparents' house after school, urgent, will explain in person
 
[X] "Understatement of the year. Remember how Kohaku said she was here to hide? Those characters are the people she's hiding from, who call themselves the Disciples. Meet me at my grandparents' house, and bring Madoka and Sayaka, they need to hear this too -- and a few more details "
-[X] Give her the address
-[X] To everyone else: "Well, assuming Kyubey's intel is accurate and about the same group, we've got two days before the Disciples come asking for an ass-kicking."
--[X] Call Oriko and tell her and Kirika to come to your grandparents' house after school, urgent, will explain in person
 
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