Fate/Clusterfuck (Fate/Stay Night)

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Adhoc vote count started by Erien on Jun 27, 2023 at 7:24 PM, finished with 12 posts and 12 votes.
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N0Way said:
Isn't he also an amalgamation of counterguardians, including Kuro?
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That was me in an omake, I believe. Just because I thought it would be the most fucked/funny thing to do with Archer as probably the most recurring character in Fate. Don't think there's any evidence in the story itself supporting that possibility. Though Mordred is already here, so who knows what weight that "Apocrypha" has.

If Archer shows off his womb tattoo and tries to kiss us, I reserve the right to say I called it first.
 
[X] [Check up on Taiga]
[X] [Check up on Caster/Berserker]
Taiga is one of the ones who got hurt, which idiot shirou logic says is his fault, and thus something he must apologize for. In character vote IMO.



Erien said:
It was at that moment that you being held down by sheep no longer became an issue for movement, and nearly as fast as you could process you were flailing in the air, hooves flailing beneath you as you started to fall down towards the couch. You appear to have lost a good five feet of height and had turned pink. But any such observances were rendered impossible as a certainly grand witch snatched you out of the air to hug against her chest. "Oooh! You make just the most adorable piglet, I knew it!"
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The silly little piglet is now a silly little piglet in flesh. Salvation is at hand! Archer, prepare thy oven. We eat Hero Pork tonight!
Erien said:
"You didn't." Caster hisses.

"I did," Caster says, her wings curling around her. "But your master turned me down. Did you?"

Caster doesn't respond, and you don't dare turn your head to look at her face. But whatever was there caused Circe to grin so hard she shows nearly her entire mouth of teeth. "The boy has remarkable restraint I see."
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Lol. Poor old biddies. Just can't compete with that outgoing tom girl charm.
 
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[X] [Check up on Caster/Berserker]
[X] [Check up on Sakura]

check up on sakura, aka, check up on your older self and see if he's depressed and self-loathing. Also check up on Mordy the bestest girl!
 
[X] [Check up on Taiga]
[X] [Check up on Sakura]

We just saw Medea, Circe, and Berserker and so Shirou knowing that they're alright should probably go check on his surrogate family. Also because I want to see if Taiga is going to kill him.

Really this entire thing may be a giant mess but it certainly is giving everyone around Shirou deep insights into why he shouldn't be let out of sight ever.
 
[X] [Check up on Taiga]

[X] [Check up on Sakura]

Honestly I want to talk to the witches more, but it does seem like we should see if the surrogate family is alright.
 
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[X] [Check up on Taiga]

We were just told our sister was hurt, thus we must check on her.
 
Glernaj said:
Huh, just send her a message, or used a command spell?

[X] [Check up on Taiga]
[X] [Continue speaking to Circe]
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Command spell. He's down to 2/3.

FelOnyx said:
[X] [Check up on Taiga]
[X] [Check up on Sakura]

Trying to come up with a pig pun name for Emiya Shirou, but I'm shoat of ideas.
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Unlimited Bacon Works.

Dragontrapper said:
Time to ignore the budding love triangle and go check on our surrogate family.
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It's more a icosahedron at this point.
Panory said:
If Archer shows off his womb tattoo and tries to kiss us, I reserve the right to say I called it first.
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I'd get banned from SV
Randino Treviani said:
[X] [Check up on Taiga]
Lol. Poor old biddies. Just can't compete with that outgoing tom girl charm.
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She's cute!
LuxuryLore said:
[X] [Check up on Caster/Berserker]
[X] [Check up on Sakura]

check up on sakura, aka, check up on your older self and see if he's depressed and self-loathing. Also check up on Mordy the bestest girl!
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Mordy the best girl is partially on fire.
SomeOneElse007 said:
Really this entire thing may be a giant mess but it certainly is giving everyone around Shirou deep insights into why he shouldn't be let out of sight ever.
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He's... dedicated.
Neo-Chan said:
[X] [Check up on Taiga]

We were just told our sister was hurt, thus we must check on her.
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UNKNOWN01 said:
[X] [Check up on Taiga]

Check on big sis Taiga because duh.
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Legal guardian!
 
Erien said:
She's cute!
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Erien said:
"Shirou!? Where the hell have you been!?" Ayako shouts, rather unnecessarily right next to your ear.

You look back at the woman, the archery captain looking more than a little angry at the moment. "... Busy?" you offer.

"You weren't at school, then I come by your house to find it wrecked. All the neighbors could tell me was there was a gas leak," Ayako says, crossing your arms. "But they also said you got picked up by the Yakuza."

"... And so you immediately ran to the compound in the center of town with weapons?" you ask incredulously.

"You'd do it for me!" Ayako retorts.
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She sure is! Look at her go! That's a proper new love struck couple argument.
 
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[X] [Check up on Caster/Berserker]
[X] [Check up on Taiga]

I feel like this is the best combination of options. Ensuring both Caster and Berserker are okay (as well as perhaps answering any questions Caster may have for us), as well as making sure Taiga is alright and perhaps getting her side of the story.

Putting this in a spoiler as to not bloat the post and make it uber long.
Now theres something I do want to point out.
Erien said:
She was covered in soot and ash, her armor burnt in places. She stared at you blankly, her eyes unfocused and her sword held limply in her hand. The room almost immediately smelled of smoke and burnt wood, and you rose to check on her a moment later.
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Its clear that Berserker tracked down, fought, and found 'Arthur' and then wherever they were fighting caught fire and left Berserker like this. However….I don't think it actually was Artoria, or proto-arthur, or MHX or hell any saberface. Theres a reason for this
Erien said:
The Berserker made no motion at your sudden approach, though her head tracked you as you briefly looked her over. Beyond the ever-present wound on her stomach however, and some faint cuts across the armor. She seemed uninjured.
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Notice how the cuts are light. Unless Berserker had just begun her fight against 'Arthur' then don't you think she'd have more grevious wounds? I'm sure Arthur/Artoria would take a fight against Mordred quite seriously. Which is why I think I may know who she fought.

Think about it, the light cuts, soot and burnt pieces of armor….I think this was Jeanne D'arc Alter. It would explain the lack of damage on Berserker, as well as why wherever she was fighting was burning. "Now why would Berserker think this is Arthur" you must be asking. Simple answer. Remember how in Fate/Zero Gille De Rais had believed Artoria was Jeanne due to her appearance. Perhaps its a similar situation for Mordred, by virtue of being a psuedo-saberface Mordred had (due to madness enhancement) believed it to be Arthur…..or I'm looking too far into all this and her saying Arthur meant literally nothing.
 
Lichzim said:
[X] [Check up on Caster/Berserker]
[X] [Check up on Taiga]

I feel like this is the best combination of options. Ensuring both Caster and Berserker are okay (as well as perhaps answering any questions Caster may have for us), as well as making sure Taiga is alright and perhaps getting her side of the story.

Putting this in a spoiler as to not bloat the post and make it uber long.
Now theres something I do want to point out.


Its clear that Berserker tracked down, fought, and found 'Arthur' and then wherever they were fighting caught fire and left Berserker like this. However….I don't think it actually was Artoria, or proto-arthur, or MHX or hell any saberface. Theres a reason for this

Notice how the cuts are light. Unless Berserker had just begun her fight against 'Arthur' then don't you think she'd have more grevious wounds? I'm sure Arthur/Artoria would take a fight against Mordred quite seriously. Which is why I think I may know who she fought.

Think about it, the light cuts, soot and burnt pieces of armor….I think this was Jeanne D'arc Alter. It would explain the lack of damage on Berserker, as well as why wherever she was fighting was burning. "Now why would Berserker think this is Arthur" you must be asking. Simple answer. Remember how in Fate/Zero Gille De Rais had believed Artoria was Jeanne due to her appearance. Perhaps its a similar situation for Mordred, by virtue of being a psuedo-saberface Mordred had (due to madness enhancement) believed it to be Arthur…..or I'm looking too far into all this and her saying Arthur meant literally nothing.
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A fascinating theory, I like it!
 
Adhoc vote count started by Erien on Jun 27, 2023 at 9:34 PM, finished with 34 posts and 21 votes.
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