It is a time of confusion, fear, and economic uncertainty in London. Many, perhaps rightly, blame Germany for this turn of events, especially in the upper and middle classes. And so, even as the lower classes look to the German Revolution with studious eyes, the upper classes draft a work intended to glorify the other side of the struggle…
The White Edelweiss (Selected Excerpts)
Henry von Hayek, the White Edelweiss, plucks something from the grass of Erfurt, luxuriating in his return to his country of birth following his flight to the home of his father, fair England. The equally fair Emma Bauer, a childhood friend he had reconnected with after his return to the country, stands beside him, gazing longingly at his back.
EMMA: What is that you have picked up, Herr von Hayek?
HENRY: It is the White Edelweiss, my dear - A flower that symbolizes nobility and peace, in the same breath. For, truly, they are one and the same. Even the Republican despoilment of this city cannot prevent it from growing, as persistent as the rain and the sky.
He proffers it to her, as she blushes.
HENRY: Keep it, my dear - It will serve as a reminder of my promise to you. No matter what, I shall return to your side…
[...]
The White Edelweiss sneaks into the prison holding the captured nobles and business owners, soon to be dragged off to the guillotine!
HENRY: With the exterior guards distracted by the diversionary assault, it should be a simple matter to rescue the poor captives held here.
A man strides onto the scene, holding a saber and pistol.
CHRISTOF: Not so fast, Edelweiss. You thought your rescues had gone unnoticed? I am Comrade Christof, commissar of the Red Army, and your prevention of the Terror has gone on for long enough!
The White Edelweiss whirls to face him, prepared for an honorable duel, but Christof merely laughs, as savage forms emerge around him. It is the brainwashed warrior women of the Valkyries, turned from gentle wives to rabid beserkers by Socialist indoctrination!
CHRISTOF: You'll soon find yourself to be in far more pleasant company, Edelweiss! The company of Fraulein Guillotine!
[...]
Comrade Christof stands in front of a church, rumored to hide the White Edelweiss. The priest stands before him, unbowed and unafraid.
CHRISTOF: Surrender him, Preacher. Do so, and we will not burn this temple to the false gods of reaction and capital to the ground when we depart.
PREACHER: The right of sanctuary is inviolable - And the laws of God must take precedent over the laws of Man.
Comrade Christof spits on the ground in disgust at being denied so fervently, then whirls to his men, their uniforms ragged and stained, their posture shiftless.
CHRISTOF: Burn this filthy parish to the ground, and the town with it! There shall be no sympathy for reactionaries!
Screams fill the air as the soldiers rush forward, torches held high, and in the distance, the White Edelweiss looks back, seeing plumes of smoke darken the sky…
[...]
Comrade Christof stands atop the wall, holding fair Emma Bauer at gunpoint as the White Edelweiss is slowly surrounded from below by Republican soldiers, their uniforms ripped and soiled from their looting of Erfurt.
CHRISTOF: Edelweiss - Your lady love shall follow you to the guillotine soon enough, if you do not surrender the key to the arsenal of Erfurt!
Comrade Christof sneers, pressing the barrel of the pistol to Bauer's head as she weeps in distress.
CHRISTOF: We will crack it, one way or another - The only difference is whether or not she will be alive to see it!
HENRY: Emma! No!
EMMA: Don't do it, Hen-Edelweiss! They cannot be allowed to get their hands on the guns of Erfurt!
Henry pauses, then glares up at Christof.
HENRY: Promise you will let her go! Do it, and I shall give you the key!
Christof laughs, then shoves Bauer aside, stepping forward. Bauer flees stage right, throwing a frightened, but loving, glance at Henry. Henry tosses the key towards Christof, then flees, artfully dodging and playing the bumbling Republican soldiers off each other as Christof is distracted with the hunt for the key on the ground. He finds it and sprints towards the large, locked doors of the arsenal, laughing madly.
CHRISTOF: Even with the damned advance of the National scum, with this arsenal taken with us on the retreat, the Red Army shall be unstoppable!
He throws open the doors, only for his face to whiten. He turns to run, but 'flames' consume the stage as the rigged arsenal explodes.
[...]
Emma and Henry ride south, towards Austria, even as Erfurt burns behind them.
EMMA: Oh, Herr von Hayek - What will we do now? Though you denied the arsenal to the Republicans, the war still rages on…will we find shelter elsewhere? Or will we flee to Austria, as you did so long ago?
HENRY: Do not worry, my love - For so long as the White Edelweiss blooms on the soil of Germany, the noble peace of our dreams will still stand, forevermore…and that is something that the Red Republicans can never kill with their guillotines or guns…
Widely praised by the theater-going class of London, reactions from Germany were far more negative.
"...the most reactionary, nobility-glorifying, piece of treasonous filth I've ever seen put to paper. The only reason this reviewer cannot recommend burning any copy of it that makes its way to Germany, is that the poisonous fumes of the libel written on it may cause the inhaler to experience delusions on par with that of the author when writing it…" - The Orange Gazette, a Marcobin periodical.
"...Characterization of the Valkyries is especially egregious, painting them both as wild women driven out of control by socialist rhetoric, and the tools of the actual characters, largely men who control them or who fight them 'mercifully', both of which are…" - The Voting Voice, a feminist publication.
"...Not only historically inaccurate in the extreme due to the use of wildly differing command structures, ignorance of the timeline of the war, and the invention of Red-Gold Alliance atrocities wholesale, but outright muddled in its own message of slander, with the painting of the Erfurt explosion as being the fault of the monarchists - A claim which the monarchists attempted to refute at the time, due to the scale of the damage and the manner in which it turned their victory pyrrhic. Furthermore, the usage of 'white' before Edelweiss, which already means white, suggests either purposefully ignorant usage of the word, or an utter mangling of the German language…" - The Frankfurt Weekly, an academic newspaper.