Fate/Clusterfuck (Fate/Stay Night)

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Erien said:
"Where am I?" you ask.
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Erien said:
"The Einzbern Mansion," the maid replies.

"Where… is that?" you ask.

"Germany."
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...SONOFA-

Erien said:
"That was a joke," the maid follows up.
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...bitch.

Erien said:
Then you feel a hand press against the back of your skull, and you realize for the third time in as many days you were about to be knocked uncon-
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This cannot be good for him...

[X] [Caster?]

Its an Erien Quest - Always vote for the Georgian.
 
[X] [Caster?]

Caster time.
Erien said:
You were pressed against a tree, tucked tightly into a thick, woolen blanket. So tightly you had to almost fight to extricate yourself from it. It was as you were doing so that you heard a voice shout for your attention, and you looked back up to see-
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Until further notice I'm going to assume that this is the possibly magic blanket version of bubble wrap as it is clear that Shirou is incapable of taking care of himself.
 
Erien said:
Anger flits across Illya's face, her hand twitching on the table. Before she lets out a slow breath.
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Good job Illya, you didn't kill him!

Erien said:
"Well. I'm happy you didn't." Then you reach out a hand and place it on top of your head, smiling all the while. "I'm happy to meet my little sister."

Illya goes cross-eyed, staring up at the hand owlishly. Then she lets her eyes fluttered close, letting out a soft hum.
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Illya.exe has crashes and is restarting.

Erien said:
Illya lets out a sigh, pushing herself up from the table as you wince once more. "She's almost through the barriers, unfair. It would take an first-rate mage a month to even begin getting through the communication barrier."
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Silly Illya, Age of Gods witch goes brrrr through your spells.

All kinds of moods from Ilya in tthis one, frustrated to angry to confused to happy to resigned. She's perfectly stable! Perfectly!

[X] [Taiga!?]

Let's maximize the chaos. Taiga can help with this, especially if she calls in grampa, I'm sure Raiga has some good fast construction teams he can call.
 
Randino Treviani said:
Good boy shirou! I'd say have a cookie but Taiga ate them all.

[X] [Taiga!?]

Taiga is a master in this war. don't you want to know what servant she summoned?
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[X] [Taiga!?]
Oh yeah, she just summoned a Servant, and most likely saved or was there when Sakura was saved too.

Besides, Taiga is best Nee-san and deserves more love! And it's going to be very funny when Shirou finds out now he has two Big Sis
 
Erien said:
"Well. I'm happy you didn't." Then you reach out a hand and place it on top of her head, smiling all the while. "I'm happy to meet my little sister."

Illya goes cross-eyed, staring up at the hand owlishly. Then she lets her eyes fluttered close, letting out a soft hum. The maid just to her side is now glaring at your hand, and perhaps you were taking this in a bit too quickly. A… lot had happened these past few days, perhaps that's why you were accepting this so easily. But another part of you was just simply happy to know more about Kiritsugu, and to have another member of your family. It was a lot to take in, and you were basically going on autopilot at the moment. But then, as you noted.

Your life has been weird lately.

"Are you… involved in this Grail War?" you ask.

Illya's eyes open again, a faint pink coming to her cheeks as she moves her head away from your hand. "Yes, I have a wish of my own."
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Shirou uses headpat. It's super effective.
F.I.M.M.98 said:
Besides, Taiga is best Nee-san and deserves more love! And it's going to be very funny when Shirou finds out now he has two Big Sis
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"Illya, if you want Shirou to respect that your the elder sibling, you need to get a little rough with him. Just sit back and watch the master at work.

"Taiga, th-there's no reason to go overboar- AHHH!"

"Hmm. I see. Quite effective." -sips tea-

"Master please bear with the pain. I'll be sure to put you back together when it's over."

"HAVE MERCY!!"
 
Adhoc vote count started by Erien on Mar 16, 2023 at 9:02 PM, finished with 22 posts and 20 votes.
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