This thing, from the weapon shop.


The sword as Tall as Usagi is, and as wide as her shoulders and... yeah...

That reminds me, do any of us still think that blade might be present Inuyasha's sword?

Also, we don't really have a good plan for where to put the thing.

We could leave it with MCAT until we find a more permanent place for it, in exchange for letting them take a peek at it for themselves.

It should be noted that the actual Senshi are themselves highly mobile overland, running at speeds of 150 km/h or more. I'm not sure we need a "base" to deploy from in most situations. Tanks don't need APCs to ride inside of.

But that's a detail.

The house could come in useful as a tank, in the RPG sense. The thing is big and threatening, exactly the kind of thing that draw's people attention and keeps them on it, making it a wonderful distraction for less dangerous looking magical girls. That the thing can also take a punch means it can afford to hold the attention of multiple fighters for an extended period of time and to act as a defensive barrier.

*Snaps fingers*

We could use it as a mobile shelter for non-combatants! A fight breaks out, the Senshi arrive, with the house close behind. It sets down and takes in what civilians are in the combat zone and switches to a bunker mode that strengthens its structure in exchange for shutting down the majority of its other abilities, save some like inertial dampeners. Innocents are safe and the Senshi can afford to let loose their more powerful attacks.
 
[ ][Loot] Wand of Washing
- +0 Prowess
-- A six inch wand that magically conjures soapy water from the tip with the application of magic. Additionally, the there is a bubble of swirling force an inch from the tip that is strong enough to scour away food without damaging most flatware.
This might be a legitimately good option; hear me out.

Most regular people don't go around fighting people, but they do need to do dishes. If this wand can be studied and reproduced, it would be an easy way of showing how magic can improve daily life. Once more people get access to magic, they can also it would be really easy to sell.

So in my mind the Wand of Washing is good for improving perception on magic and having a commercial product to sell.
 
Two LOL plans that I wouldn't mind winning and one responsible one I'm actually voting for. In all cases, we get the Kanabo for Uranus, the free rubble to try and reanimate, and the books for Crystal Millenium. The LOL plans add either the chicken house or the ridiculous sword (plus some lab equipment to make up for the likely uselessness of said sword), while the responsible plan adds a favor (and the bubble wand for future demos and merchandising).

[XD] Plan: Beatstick, Books, and Baba House
-[XD][Loot] Shattered Stone Shishi Statue
-[XD][Loot] Kanebo
-[XD][Loot] A few random magical books
-[XD][Loot] The Devil Demesne

[XD] Plan: Beatsticks, Books, and Bits and Bobs
-[XD][Loot] Shattered Stone Shishi Statue
-[XD][Loot] Kanebo
-[XD][Loot] A few random magical books
-[XD][Loot] That Sword
-[XD][Loot] Faust's Reagents

[X] Plan: Beatstick, Books, and Bubbles
-[X][Loot] Shattered Stone Shishi Statue
-[X][Loot] Kanebo
-[X][Loot] A few random magical books
-[X][Loot] Wand of Washing
-[X][Loot] A Favor


Edit: Added a second responsible plan that replaces the favor with more loot we can use for research or teaching:

[X] Plan: Beatstick, Books, Bubbles, and Bits and Bobs
-[X][Loot] Shattered Stone Shishi Statue
-[X][Loot] Kanebo
-[X][Loot] A few random magical books
-[X][Loot] Wand of Washing
-[X][Loot] Archon Staff
-[X][Loot] Faust's Reagents
 
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[X] Plan Foundations without a House But With A Statue And Magic Scrubbing Bubbles
-[X][Loot] Shattered Stone Shishi Statue
-[X][Loot] A few random magical books
-[X][Loot] Faust's Reagents
-[X][Loot] A favor
-[X][Loot] Wand of Washing
 
Some ideas
[]Because She Can
-[][Loot] Shattered Stone Shisha Statue
-[][Loot] The Lord's Blade
-[][Loot] A few random magical books
-[][Loot] A favor
or
[]Wield and Usagi in Combat
-[][Loot] Shattered Stone Shisha Statue
-[][Loot] That Sword
-[][Loot] A few random magical books
-[][Loot] A favor
or
[]Mah Beatstick
-[][Loot] Shattered Stone Shisha Statue
-[][Loot] Wand of Washing
-[][Loot] Kanebo
-[][Loot] A few random magical books
-[][Loot] A favor

I think that we should probably get Uranus either the Lords Sword or That Sword, whichever she thinks would be better.

We don't need the magical house, and honestly since we're working with MCAT we can let them maintain and deploy it.
 
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If you didn't feel your heart understanding why Elina asked the question, you'd be hurt. You're not- you're just not. You shake your head hard and you can feel yourself flushing a little. "Oh no no no! I wouldn't ask you to do anything, Miss Elina! I just- have a spell. I could do it. It's actually pretty easy!" You beam.

Miss Carroll makes a slightly strangled noise. "Easy."
Is there a reason everybody doesn't just use Mana Doping if awakening magic is so difficult?
 
I assume lack of research and it being both expensive and dangerous.
Luna said that even a hundred years ago, Mana Doping wouldn't have been fatal:
"But even if this had been a hundred years ago, it wouldn't be fatal." That loosens a little of Usagi's frown. "Your mother is going to have an unpleasant week, but she'll be fine. Maybe a little longer if she's on medication that brings down the fever, since that will slow down how fast she runs through the magic."
It's possible it's more dangerous than Luna was letting on, but you'd think at some point an unscrupulous or desperate government would have tried using it to awaken an army of magic users.

And Usage's mother did it with a kettle brought with a teenager's allowance. So it can't be expensive.

I mean, the current process seems so slow - to the point that even a wealthy country like Britain can't manage to have more than 30 active Spellblades - that you'd think it would be a heavily researched topic.
 
[X] Plan Foundations without a House But With A Statue

The Kanebo was fun but recall that Uranus is likely going to get her Space Sword at some point.
 
Luna said that even a hundred years ago, Mana Doping wouldn't have been fatal:

It's possible it's more dangerous than Luna was letting on, but you'd think at some point an unscrupulous or desperate government would have tried using it to awaken an army of magic users.

And Usage's mother did it with a kettle brought with a teenager's allowance. So it can't be expensive.

I mean, the current process seems so slow - to the point that even a wealthy country like Britain can't manage to have more than 30 active Spellblades - that you'd think it would be a heavily researched topic.
I was more thinking of as dedicated method of awakening.
It might need higher doses over longer periods to work reliably, and might have further risks even when awakened (and Usagi's mother has probably been getting more than average doses of mana since she got pregnant with Usagi).
Also the shop we bought the kettle from sold a genuine silver millennium weapon for a pittance, at this point i am halfway suspecting Pluto seeding the shop so we get everything we need from there.

Not sure why there has not been more research, it would seem like a major importance.
Egypt probably does not want more mages, they are happy with the masquerade, so that would incentivize them to encourage others to not do things that might upset the balance of power.
And every new awakened person risks the masquerade, so bringing large numbers in at once is a risk of angering the major powers who really, really do not want the masquerade breaking.
 
Shattered Stone Shishi Statue
-- To be entirely honest, MCAT doesn't have the slightest idea why you might want this...[COSTS 0]

Lunar Healing Burst + Naru = Pet Murder Dog.

[X] Plan Foundations without a House But With A Statue

Pity we can't trade the other way to get one more point for the Kanebo
 
[X] Plan Foundations without a House But With A Statue
-[X][Loot] Shattered Stone Shishi Statue
-[X][Loot] A few random magical books
-[X][Loot] Faust's Reagents
-[X][Loot] A favor

I like this plan. Plus Uranus has her Space Sword (or needs to find it, she and Neptune weren't active this early in canon), so why does she need a stick? Which brings up a thing we should do, looking for more artifacts related to the Senshi. Neptunes Mirror, Venus' sword (pretty sure she gets a sword somewhere in the series), Uranus' sword, Saturns Silence Glaive (Metagaming note: very important to figure out where this is, hopefully on Saturns moon Titan. Do not want to loose track of the Bladed Staff of Death), and of course, the Silver Crystal. I assume Setsuna will be given her staff from her predecessor after learning how to do Time Gate things.
 
[X][Loot] Kanebo
Some of her spells explicitly work better with a weapon, I really don't want to miss out on that in the time it takes to find the OG Sailor Uranus' personal weapon. The question also comes to mind, how does Saturn's transformation come with her personal weapon, but all of the other reincarnated Senshi have to search all over Earth to find theirs? I exempted Pluto because she didn't die during the fall due to Timey-Wimey shenanigans.
 
Note, however, that the house has significantly higher prowess than a senshi. In terms of armor and mobility, I would think that a senshi could be likened to a motorcycle-mounted trooper, and the house to an armored personal carrier. Especially if it can be upgraded further. Plus, it would allow us to relatively safely deploy teams of lower level combatants, such as precures.
Senshi can be upgraded too, quite possibly more easily and more quickly than the house. Furthermore, we can teleport.

While the Prowess gap between the house and an individual Senshi is significant, we have no certainty that it will remain wide, and it's not so wide that we can remain assured that it will be advantageous to assault targets in a single large, high-visibility chicken house as opposed to doing so with half a dozen smaller, more flexible and agile human-sized targets.

On the subject of loot... Actually, the sword and some other things being available as loot are worrying a bit. The weapon shop, from my understanding, was a legitimate business. What the hell is its merchandise doing in a loot table? Are we the baddies here? And why can't we spend resources to buy said sword?
The weapon shop's business model relied heavily on pit-fighting between enslaved yokai who were magically compelled to injure or even kill each other for the amusement of watchers. The owner should count himself lucky to escape with his life, and has no right to complain if his stock in trade gets carried off by the victorious forces of the anti-slavery side of the civil war.

Food for thought, could Naru animate one of the Sailor Castles? What about the Moon Palace?
I suspect that, as fortifications designed to survive attack by cosmic reality-warping monstrosities, the Sailor Castles and the Moon Palace have magical security against having their internal structure suborned or animated in a way that might compromise their loyalties. Trying to animate them might result in the internal defenses registering Naru as an intruder. After all, making the castle come alive and start attacking its occupants is just the kind of shit a powerful malevolent sorceress like Nehellennia might try to pull.

Stick it in Nerima. The people over there honestly wouldn't care, or probably even notice it among all the normal chaos in the area.
The downside is, then we'd be back to having one or more of the Senshi living in Nerima, resulting in Nerima bullshit.

It took me most of the next section to realize that the Dark Lady the Fair Remedies were fighting wasn't really Thatcher. You said it and my response was "Well, of course. That makes complete sense."
Honestly, Colonel Black thought the same thing as the shells started landing around them. The most parsimonious explanation for Colonel Blimp's behavior, after the explosions started and made it obvious he'd double-crossed them somehow, was that he'd gotten a better offer and sold them out to another magical girl villain.

As it is, "Dark Lady" was Colonel Blimp's idea of a joke just on-the-nose enough to work. The man had been planning this for some time, he does have many of the instincts of a Pretty Cure villain and thus does have a hammy streak, and he knew he was never going to get a chance to make a villain speech this hammy and dramatic again in his life.

Q Division and the Fair Remedies spent the entire rest of the Thatcher period cackling about "the Dark Lady," and you can still crack them up about it to this day.

As to the more general eligibility of Margaret Thatcher as a magical girl villain, well, heheheh.

Is there a reason everybody doesn't just use Mana Doping if awakening magic is so difficult?
I assume lack of research and it being both expensive and dangerous.
Luna said that even a hundred years ago, Mana Doping wouldn't have been fatal:

It's possible it's more dangerous than Luna was letting on, but you'd think at some point an unscrupulous or desperate government would have tried using it to awaken an army of magic users.

And Usage's mother did it with a kettle brought with a teenager's allowance. So it can't be expensive.
Hypotheses:

(1) High probability of side effects or instability. Sure, Ikuko Tsukino's use turned out fine, but that may well be because she managed to specifically mana-dope on blessed curse-breaking healing water, or because she got lucky.

(2) International balance of terror among magical governments agreeing not to do this. Powerful magical entities don't like the idea of rivals easily mass-producing people who could become a threat with 10-20 years' training. It's one thing when an entire nation does so, but that's different. In much the same way, yokai species that are good at making more of themselves through unconventional means (e.g. vampires who turn other people into vampires) tend to be hunted and ostracized.

(3) High likelihood of Masquerade breaches if you awaken very large numbers of nonmagical people who aren't tied into existing magical societies, which ties into (2).

(4) Remember that the same guy who sold us the kettle also sold us a Silver Millennium combat-enhancer relic aligned to Sailor Jupiter for, like... four times the trivial price of that kettle. Sure, it was broken, but it was still really powerful. I'm not sure he's that great at figuring out how much his own stuff is truly worth.

I mean, the current process seems so slow - to the point that even a wealthy country like Britain can't manage to have more than 30 active Spellblades - that you'd think it would be a heavily researched topic.
I should point out that Britain has a great many mages who aren't Spellblades. Spellblades are the British counterpart to Empty Faces, not the British counterpart to mages of all kinds or even "all mages in government service."
 
Crackpot theory: Magic store guy is actually Silver Millennium survivor trying to covertly aid his Princess/future queen to prepare for her eventual role. :V
 
Maybe just [Moon Healing Escalation] the entire Nerima Ward at this point? It cant hurt…probably. I don't know Ranma lore.
The question is, just how much of the ward can Usagi Escalate at once?

It is her Season One finishing attack; there's probably a reason she doesn't just spam the thing early and often in all her fights given that it tends to one-shot youma.
 
Actually we have 2 Senshi in need of a living space. So that would be nice to have a house for. We just need some land for it, thankfully land should be cheaper than now.
 
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