Prince Aladdin Quest (Disney Villains *Almost* Victorious)

Wonderland is a conceptual place. Alice is the only one that it's attuned to at the moment, and she needs to go back from time to time to "recharge" the place and repopulate it sometimes. The monsters that the Hunstmen kill, for the most part, reappear since they're intrinsic parts of Wonderland already and have established "roles" that the magic pours in to fill if it's made empty. Alice could, theoretically, open the way for others; as well as creating brand new creatures due to her new experiences influencing her imagination. But it's something that she needs to want to do.
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't."
"And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
 
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I can see she creating a over the top version of gaston, called as simply the huntsman.

...Gaston is already pretty over-the-top, though? "Roughly the size of a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!", you know?

That being said, he seems to have mellowed out considerably in the wake of being taken down a few pegs after his story got invaded by Maleficent
 
...Gaston is already pretty over-the-top, though? "Roughly the size of a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!", you know?

That being said, he seems to have mellowed out considerably in the wake of being taken down a few pegs after his story got invaded by Maleficent
No his stroy was invade by frodo's nutjobs. If malificent is around she is either working with yen sid because fucking chernobog is a issue or no one dare to fuck with her.
As for mare over the top. Think how a child see his parents now thing that your father is already over the top.
This would be the huntsman.
 
Adventure Mini-Turn 5: Time in a Bottle
Valley of Frozen Time
Are the Witches here? 1 yes, 2 no. Result: 1
After determining that the Witches hadn't gone after the Destiny Stone, Aladdin and his motley crew had set out under Sadira's directions now. They couldn't risk going back to Agrabah to drop Aladdin off in order to keep him out of the fight, something that had Tai Lung grumbling into his fur, even as the landscape whipped past. As they drew closer to their destination though, they began to hear distant thunder. And in the sky, a pulsating, shifting mass of sand; a huge self-contained sandstorm hovered over your destination, with three thin tendrils being drawn down into different areas of the valley you were approaching.

Iago was the first to break the stunned silence. "So. I guess they're here, huh?" Abu nodded slowly, looking at the sandstorm with trepidation. As you watched, one of the sandstorm's funnels suddenly shifted, bulging wider, and then contracted upwards, almost like something being swallowed.

"Sadira, do you have any idea what they're doing?" Leah looked towards the other woman. The other members of the group also turned to look at her. Sadira fumbled under the attention, shaking her head, before something sparked in her eyes.

"I think this is a transport storm. It looks like a huge sandstorm, but the outside is the only thing in motion; keeping it aloft. The inside can be shaped however the witches want, and the captive winds mean that they can carry large amounts of heavy loads quickly and without the witches having to exert themselves too much. Once it's set up it becomes self-sustaining until all the witches that participated in the ritual to call it are either knocked out or..." She pauses, but Tai Lung nods harshly.

"Dead. Yes unfortunately that is an option we may have to seriously consider. Even with my pressure points, for all I know their magic lets them animate their bodies like puppets. And frankly, they're too dangerous to leave alive. Lots of power, lots of cruelty, and they seem the type to hold grudges, wouldn't you say?" He arched a brow at Sadira as he finished speaking in a sardonic tone of voice. The woman grimaced but nodded.

"Hush." Aladdin held up a hand. "We're getting closer, I don't want to give away that we're here. Iago, think you can get a good look at what's going on? Just don't take any unnecessary risks." The parrot looked reluctant, but as Aladdin finished he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Alright kid. Keep your shirt on, I'll be back in a minute." The parrot flew off on shockingly silent wings, making his way up the rock face before being lost to view in the gloom. Sadira kept a wary eye on the hovering sandstorm, while Leah, Tai Lung and Aladdin all looked out for anything that the witches may have put on patrol.

A few minutes later, Iago flew back. The bird was clearly shaken, wide-eyed and trailing a few feathers from stress-molting. "You guys gotta see this. I can't do it justice." Aladdin and Leah exchanged glances, this was honestly one of the first times they'd ever seen the verbose avian at a loss for words. Carefully, the group crept up the hill, Carpet assisting them in order to minimize the noise. When they peeked over the edge and down into the valley, Aladdin's eyes widened in shock.

"By Allah..." The interior of the valley was studded with massive blue crystals, some merely the size of a man, others bigger than some buildings that Aladdin had seen. Thankfully nothing dwarfing the palace in Agrabah, but still big. And contained within the crystals were a variety of shapes; some singular, others in groups. They were indistinct at this distance, the crystal giving off a blue glow that made it hard to make out their contents. The three tendrils of the sandstorm were reaching into the valley, though their terminus points were out of sight. But Aladdin saw a smooth circular hole in one column of crystal, coring it out, and presumably removing the occupant.

Far in the distance, at the far end of the valley, there was a blue light that shone brighter than the crystals. It pulsed slowly, like a slow heartbeat, and as it did so, swathes of energy spread out over the valley. As the energy reached the damaged crystals, the holes closed up a little more each time. Whatever it was, the source of the light was repairing the crystals, likely making it harder for the witches to break out their contents.

Speaking of the witches, there was a horrible grinding sound echoing from further in the valley where the three tendrils of the transport storm ended. Aladdin quickly clambered down, motioning for the others to follow after him. No witches in sight for now, and Sadira was looking around intently, trying to see if they had put up any watch golems or arcane eyes or whatever other magics they could utilize for keeping an eye on things while the three women did their work.

Finally landing on the hard blue crystal that seemed to make up the entirety of the valley, Aladdin gaped as he got closer to one of the ones that was undamaged. Inside, trunk raised in mid-trumpet, was an elephant. But unlike any he'd ever seen or heard of; with small ears and covered in a thick, almost wooly, pelt. It also had tusks that were longer than Aladdin was tall. Moving to another crystal, this time he blinked, before looking over to Tai Lung and indicating the new crystal.

"Long-lost family member?" The leopard moved forward, before his own eyebrows raised. Inside was a massive cat with long saber-like fangs protruding from its jaw. Experimentally, Tai Lung tapped the crystal with one claw, a short ripple of blue energy expanding outwards. For a moment, nothing happened... and then a very small portion of the crystal flowed out of the way. Tai Lung hurriedly took a step back.

"Right, note to self, using chi strikes on these things causes them to break down." Even as he spoke, the "melted" area was beginning to reconstitute, albeit slower than the ones that the witches had plundered.

Leah looked about in amazement. "There must be hundreds of them..." She stared up at a bear that could have quite literally hugged an Ogre to death with little trouble. Even though it had more of a curious sleepy expression on its face, she wasn't fooled. Something that big had to have become that big for a reason.

Sadira was quiet as she looked around. A worried line was starting to form between her brows though. Finally she broke her silence. "How many of these creatures have they taken already? And if they brought them all under their control, and turned them on Agrabah... Oh. Oh, no." She stilled as Iago landed on her shoulder.

"Easy kid, don't start panicking here. We can find some way to fix this before that happens. If nothing else I've seen his Highness over there pull off bigger capers with tighter odds." Abu nodded in agreement with the parrot.

Shaking off his awe, Aladdin's expression firmed. "Right, so we've got a couple of ways to go from here. I'm open to ideas."

[] Iago suggests investigating the blue glow on the horizon, as it's likely the source of the crystals. Maybe they can make some use of it?

[] Tai Lung on the other hand advocates going after the witches directly. Even if the disruption of one of the funnels will alert the witches to the death of one of their number, they'd still be separated and possibly able to be picked off before they could join up together again.

[] Sadira proposes trying to get into the transport sandstorm. With her magic she should be able to get the group in and disrupt the transport from within, negating all of the work the witches had done so far, and allowing them to fall on them from above.

[] Write-In

There will be an eight hour Moratorium for discussion before voting opens.
 
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[] Tai Lung on the other hand advocates going after the witches directly. Even if the disruption of one of the funnels will alert the witches to the death of one of their number, they'd still be separated and possibly able to be picked off before they could join up together again.
 
I would definitely love to see Ice Age characters. :)

I dunno...

Maybe if they had stopped after 3 movies.

NGL, everyone that was talking about dinosaurs made it really hard not to respond.

So... just to be clear.

This isn't the valley from the Aladdin show that had dinosaurs and a T-Rex attacking a village on a plateau.

This is a completely different valley with ice age creatures held in stasis by magic crystals?
 
This isn't the valley from the Aladdin show that had dinosaurs and a T-Rex attacking a village on a plateau.

This is a completely different valley with ice age creatures held in stasis by magic crystals?
Bingo.
The other two are places that I made up because areas that are desert in the Aladdin show are surprisingly thin on the ground, and they definitely won't be going to the Land of Black Sands.
Checking into that episode, there was only the single T-Rex that lived in that valley, no other dinos around for whatever reason. I assure you there's actually a logical reason for why I chose ice-age megafauna instead of dinosaurs. I'm wondering if anyone can figure out what it is...
 
Checking into that episode, there was only the single T-Rex that lived in that valley, no other dinos around for whatever reason. I assure you there's actually a logical reason for why I chose ice-age megafauna instead of dinosaurs. I'm wondering if anyone can figure out what it is...
I'm guessing it has something to do with the crystals from Ice Age: Collision Course. Basically the meteor that killed the dinosaurs formed a giant geode with crystals that allowed those near them to stay young. If ice-age animals somehow got trapped inside the crystals instead, they would be stuck in stasis. This might have happened when a meteor crashed into their valley instead of being diverted.

This would count as a win for the villainous meteor, which is in line with the villains being (almost) victorious.
 
[X] Tai Lung on the other hand advocates going after the witches directly. Even if the disruption of one of the funnels will alert the witches to the death of one of their number, they'd still be separated and possibly able to be picked off before they could join up together again.
 
[X] Tai Lung on the other hand advocates going after the witches directly. Even if the disruption of one of the funnels will alert the witches to the death of one of their number, they'd still be separated and possibly able to be picked off before they could join up together again.
 
[X] Sadira proposes trying to get into the transport sandstorm. With her magic she should be able to get the group in and disrupt the transport from within, negating all of the work the witches had done so far, and allowing them to fall on them from above.
 
[X] Sadira proposes trying to get into the transport sandstorm. With her magic she should be able to get the group in and disrupt the transport from within, negating all of the work the witches had done so far, and allowing them to fall on them from above.
 
[X] Tai Lung on the other hand advocates going after the witches directly. Even if the disruption of one of the funnels will alert the witches to the death of one of their number, they'd still be separated and possibly able to be picked off before they could join up together again.
 
The first option sounds like either Learning or Occult; the second is a clear-cut Intrigue/Martial check (intrigue to sneak up unnoticed, martial to overpower the Sand Witch); and the third seems like an Occult check. Given our party...actually, all of these seem viable, with the second and third having a greatest chance of success. The Martial option is the most direct, while the Occult check provides the best karmic revenge option, although I don't like the thought of dropping however many megafauna out of the sky to what is presumably their deaths. Not that the Martial option is much better, as it will result in either the destruction of the sandstorm or it spinning out of control.

Leaning towards Tai Lung's option, but I could be convinced to the other two as well.
 
[X] Sadira proposes trying to get into the transport sandstorm. With her magic she should be able to get the group in and disrupt the transport from within, negating all of the work the witches had done so far, and allowing them to fall on them from above.

She is the local expert on sand magic
 
Just for fun, I've counted up the relevant bonuses for Learning, Intrigue/Martial, and Occult checks.

Learning: 12+16+15+14, possible +15 if "Master of a Thousand Scrolls" procs. Total: +57/72.
Intrigue: 28+23+10+13, possible +20 if Iago's "Bird's-Eye View" procs. Total: +74/94.
Martial: 18+4+50 (various Tai Lung traits included)+15, possible +20 if Iago's "Bird's-Eye View" procs, unknown bonus from Leah's sword. Total: +87/107/???.
Occult: 13+19+19+21, possible +10 if Leah's "Blood of the Earth" procs. Total: +72/82.

There's also potential bonuses from Sarida to consider; I suspect she's strongest at Intrigue and Occult.
 
Yup, all three options are viable, there are no trap options here.

I'm guessing it has something to do with the crystals from Ice Age: Collision Course. Basically the meteor that killed the dinosaurs formed a giant geode with crystals that allowed those near them to stay young. If ice-age animals somehow got trapped inside the crystals instead, they would be stuck in stasis. This might have happened when a meteor crashed into their valley instead of being diverted.

This would count as a win for the villainous meteor, which is in line with the villains being (almost) victorious.
Interesting thought. Just one thing. The crystals from that meteor were purple, not blue.
 
Interesting thought. Just one thing. The crystals from that meteor were purple, not blue.
Darn. What sort of blue crystals would be able to do this?

There is the one crystal in the Aladdin cartoon that when it broke, it reset time. That is blue and is associated with time, but the effect is wrong.
The crystals that the Atlanteans use are also blue and glow. Their origin is a bit iffy, but I think it might have been a comet. They extend the life of people and are really powerful.
Then there is the other magical blue crystal, also from Aladdin, that can trap people inside of it. It was called the Crystal of Ix and there was a much larger version of it.

Those are the ones I could remember and look up. I was a big fan of the Aladdin cartoon series. Lots of magical blue crystals floating around.
 
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