@KinOfTheMountain , By your leave I request that you allow me to display the results of my many (shameful) years of experience with all things
shōnen. you can tell it's srs bzns when I break out the macron
[X] Plan
Don't LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAY
-[X] This thing is massacring the local wildlife and has turned whatever its equivalent of eyes is towards you. It needs to be killed with fire. You don't have
fire, but you have shadow, acid, hunger, and all the fire you'll ever need is within the
BURNING FLAME OF YOUR HEART!
-[X] You will immediately activate Dance at Moonlight Crossroads and summon the Rakshasa. Once it is summoned, you will damage the Kukuni with your
Vitriolic Retort, shouting out declarations of your will and all the friends you're fighting for! You will use Warhound's Cry to get rid of mooks,
because this is a fight between Kong and Kukuni!
-[X] You will focus on ducking and dodging between attacks to avoid its tendrils, keeping an eye on the piles of gore to make sure it doesn't land a sneak attack. While shooting, you will use your sixth sense to try to locate the center of spiritual mass and
aim for its weakpoint to deal massive damage!giant enemy crab ahead
-[X] To stop it from reaching you and to drive it farther from your presence if it comes near, you will use whatever you have: the Blooming Spear of the Auroch, all your pills, and anything else you can think of, and once you are out of anam and on your last legs, regretting that you didn't train your body more,
you shall charge it, crying out against the injustice of this thing's every action. With every labored step, every choking breath, you empower your final strike with memories of your friends, your family, and your beloved creations. And you will be
happy—BECAUSE YOU ARE A KONG!
-[X] "AND A KONG IS NEVER BORING!"
Edit: Damn, now I need to go read Oyasumi Punpun or watch The Tatami Galaxy or something to lower my bloodshōnen levels.
Edit2: If this plan wins I'm going to eat all the hats I own. For the sake of my digestive system and the thread's sanity, please do not vote for this plan.