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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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ryuan said:
Plot twist, the Lord actually like to eat cabbages and wishes to share in his preference for the cuisine.
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It seem to me more like the plot twist was, what I speculated about him when we first heard about him, that he's not so much a skinflint, as he's thrifty, because he would rather be known for not being generous, than not have abundant reserves for when his people need them, so he live in times of plenty, as if they were times of mild hardships, so he has the stores, to live in times of extreme hardships, as if they were times of mild hardships.
 
tarrangar said:
It seem to me more like the plot twist was, what I speculated about him when we first heard about him, that he's not so much a skinflint, as he's thrifty, because he would rather be known for not being generous, than not have abundant reserves for when his people need them, so he live in times of plenty, as if they were times of mild hardships, so he has the stores, to live in times of extreme hardships, as if they were times of mild hardships.
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That is Danar's oppinion, but keep in mind Danar is from Skagos. What one of the stoneborn considers thrifty and prudent people in the Reach count very much a skinflint.
 
How does a no name lord have 33 sorcerer, at that kind of density westros should have a wizard in every other village or something.
 
Acolyte said:
How does a no name lord have 33 sorcerer, at that kind of density westros should have a wizard in every other village or something.
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That is not what he has at the moment, it's what the fey pledged to get him for opting in on their protections.

KnightofTempest said:
I mean Cabbage is better than eating the Sick. . .

Skagosi are canonically cannibals when times are tough after all. . .
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That is what Danar was thinking of yeah, well the harsh winters in general, he tries not to think about the cannibalism itself too much like most skagosi.
 
DragonParadox said:
By way of answer you hand him the report to go over, ignoring the surprised looks from Danar and Alyssa.
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Are they surprised at Richard's Top Secret security clearance?

Really, he's a Companion, he's got official documentation and everything to read anything on our desk. Literally anything on our desk.
 
Crake said:
Are they surprised at Richard's Top Secret security clearance?

Really, he's a Companion, he's got official documentation and everything to read anything on our desk. Literally anything on our desk.
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They are surprised at how casually the whole thing was done. The relationship between liege and sworn sword is usually more formal than that, and to be fair to their perception even after all these years Richard still says 'Your Grace' rather than calling Viserys by name as say Maelor does. That can go a long way to hiding just how close friends the two are.
 
DragonParadox said:
That is Danar's oppinion, but keep in mind Danar is from Skagos. What one of the stoneborn considers thrifty and prudent people in the Reach count very much a skinflint.
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Yes they count him a skinflint, my point was more that he's not a skinflint out of selfishness, he's a skinflint out of care for his people, because he want to be able to provide for them even if disaster after disaster happen, which mean saving as much as possible in times of plenty.

He's not the cold hearted old skinflint, who would refuse to share his overflowing stores during a time of famine, he's a good hearted skinflint, who's spending as little as possible in the times everyone has much, so he can afford to help as much as possible, if/when the time comes that everyone has little.
 
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DragonParadox said:
Of Wisdom and Wizardry ​

Twentieth Day of the First Month 294 AC

You set down the report with a sigh, three more Wyvens gone, having taken more than their fair share of foes with them true, but the fact that the Efreeti commander escaped is one more reminder that you will not be running out of foes anytime soon. Ser Richard reads your mood almost as fast as you had read the piece of rice paper. "Who died?"

By way of answer you hand him the report to go over, ignoring the surprised looks from Danar and Alyssa. You had not exactly invited the two of them to your solar, then again you had not exactly not invited them either, and Danar had been curious enough to follow along after returning from the Arbor for dinner. His wife, you suspect, had followed along to keep him out of trouble.

"They died well and bravely," the knight said simply. "I know I'd rather take my chances with sword in hand than in a box of steel and quicksilver workings."

"A sentiment to which your sword no doubt agrees," you offer with a smile before noting down a quick response to the Djinn admiralty that you you would wish to look into this 'grey veil'. Perhaps it is just local curiosity not applicable to the wider workings of war, but if it is not so limited, it might be of utmost importance to share with both your allies.

Research is one place where the weight of arms matters little compared to the sharpness of singular scholars supported by the new but still growing Scholarum.

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Turning your eyes to more earthly matters, the Lord who seems to you the most likely among the Reachers to pledge to your cause without too many unexpected hurdles is Armond Costayne of Three Towers. He supposedly has a reputation as being hospitable and niggardly all at once, and according to Lord Ashford he had taken the aid of the Court of Stars not to patrol his land for monsters, but to train wizards in his service, loyal first and foremost to him not the Star-Crowned Queen. Not only is that admirable caution but a sentiment you can work with. After all, the Scholarum is far more answerable to the law of the realm and the troubles of its lords than the Court of Stars in its remote fastness.

"What's wrong with cabbage?" Danar asks as you give your account of the man and his circumstances. "You said he has a poor reputation for feeding his guests cabbage, but it seems fine enough fare to me, lasts the winter too. Something to do with the Southern Gods?"

"Just the south in general. The Reach is a land rich in crops," Alyssa points out. "Lords are judged by the quality of their table and not just at feast time."

"Wiser to judge them by the depths of their stores. Any fool can lay out all his finest foods for folk to feast on when times are good." the bard says. That he abstains from any further comment on the wisdom or lack thereof of southern Lords only accounts for your own presence, you suspect.

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Twenty First Day of the First Month 294 AC

As fate would have it, the son of Skagos and the tall cadaverous lord of Three Towers have more in common then their thoughts on what constitutes appropriate fair for guests at one's door. Having sent him ahead so as not to show your hand too soon to any fey who might be serving in the lord's keep by revealing your own presence, you find Lord Armond half convinced to swear to you by the time you meet him in the back room of a local tavern.

"I know what's coming, the winter of a kind none alive have seen, the fish-men rising, damn fools meddling with devils and their ilk," you suspect the lord just barely stops himself from spitting because Zavaenia had chosen to take human form for this conversation. "We'll need someone at the tiller better than Mace Tyrell with his mother whispering in his ear at every turn. Nothing against Olenna Redwyne, but she's old and stuck in her ways. Nothing against her son either, but he's an idiot."

The Lord of Three Towers managed to deliver the last insult in exactly the same weary tone as the rest of his ramble that has you nodding along thoughtfully right up until it registers and you have to stifle a laugh. If nothing else, the dinner conversation is likely to be better than the fare.

"Not as much of an idiot as he likes to pretend to be mind, but still enough of a one to be getting on with," he continues in like tone with only the slight twitch of his pale lips to mark that he had noticed your reaction, or Zavaenia's far less restrained giggling. "Now I have a pledge from the fey to train up thirty three sorcerers for my service pledged to me and not them, I realize you can't pull thirty three sorcerers out of that cloak of yours no matter what the stories say, but I could do with folk to find magic trouble and fix it before I have a whole village shrink down to half normal size and turn into cannibals. Something subtle enough that I don't have fey and king knowing me a dragon man for now, the more afterwards the better."

What do you offer to the Lord of Three Towers for his pledge?

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OOC: It's been a long time since we've heard anything from Viserys, but by the same token I know most people do not want to sit through the same old dance of getting this or that lord to the point of naming his price, so I rolled right through that. After all you did have Danar with you and he was a good fit for the job on top of not really having the chance to shine socially in Viserys' service before. Not yet edited.
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Here's an edited version of the chapter, DP.
 
DragonParadox said:
That can go a long way to hiding just how close friends the two are.
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They're basically brothers. As in, if Rhaegar wasn't representative of what family would act like to their younger siblings, instead of just treating them as an after thought.

Richard is basically family with a degree of separation that only Richard upholds because it means something important to him and Viserys respects that.
 
[X] Welcome to the Imperium, Armond
-[X] Lord Armond Costayne is welcome to send any of his people who have the potential to learn magic to study at the Scholarium branch in Sorcerer's Deep. Their tuition and living expenses will be covered by the Scholarium.
--[X] Once he has gathered up the first batch of candidates, we will send people (Headmistress Teana, Velen, etc) to verify their potential to learn, then we will discretely transport them to Sorcerer's Deep.
-[X] In the meantime, we will assign a pair of fully equipped 6th level Scholarium Sorcerers (a Combat Sorcerer and an Enchanter) and a 5th level Scholarium Mystic along with an Inquisition squad, 2 Plant-Imbued Shadow Creature Cat, 2 Verdant Raven [Advanced Plant-Imbued Giant Raven and 20 Verdant Kingfisher to assist Lord Costayne in protecting his lands.
--[X] Additionally, we will gift Lord Costayne 10 Rings of Protection from Evil, 10 Healing Belts, 10 Earrings of Arcane Acuity, 10 Launchers, and 10 Valyrian Steel weapons to equip his own armsmen. Included with these items will be 200 vials of Alchemist's Fire, 100 doses of Sleep-Smoke, 50 Fungal Stun Vials, 30 Auran Masks, 200 doses of Healing Salve, 30 doses of Antiplague, and 30 doses of Antitoxin.
---[X] We will also leave a Whispering Brazier with him to facilitate communication between his lands and our own.
 
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I like Armond. He seems to have a decent head on his shoulders. Always nice to find one of those among Westerosi nobility.
 
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