A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

Tomcost · Apr 27, 2020

BronzeTongue said:
vegan necromancy

This is most definitely not a combination of words that I ever hoped to see together, yet it makes so much sense to call it that way.

Which makes me remember, we need to talk to the Blind Vegan God at some point. Lya likes that one.

Goldfish · Apr 27, 2020

Sapphon said:
I still did not get to the end of the quest. But looking at the timeline, I found a mismatch.

Interlude DCCLXXIII

Part MMMCDLXXI

Interlude DCCLXXIV

Interlude DCCLXXV

Part MMMCDLXXII

Part MMMCDLXXIII

Part MMMCDLXXIV

This is mistake? Or did the quest return a month ago?

Looks like DP had a brain fart.

You should send him a PM so he doesn't miss your post.

BronzeTongue · Apr 27, 2020

Crake said:
It's a useful weapon against The Enemy.

True, but she struck me as fairly dogmatic before her heart to heart with Viserys, and her experiences with SD.

I think Qyburn would be a better choice though. Not only did he develop the soul forged undead in the first place, I bet he'd find using the pure energy of life and order to violate natural law hilarious. It's twice the sacrilege per unit, and he gets to use the same alignment based dogma typically leveraged against people like him for his own benefit with barely any revision.

Crake · Apr 27, 2020

BronzeTongue said:
True, but she struck me as fairly dogmatic before her heart to heart with Viserys, and her experiences with SD.

I think Qyburn would be a better choice though. Not only did he develop the soul forged undead in the first place, I bet he'd find using the pure energy of life and order to violate natural law hilarious. It's twice the sacrilege per unit, and he gets to use the same alignment based dogma typically leveraged against people like him for his own benefit with barely any revision.

Pair them together. They'll get along like boiling sulfuric acid and napalm.

BronzeTongue · Apr 27, 2020

Crake said:
Pair them together. They'll get along like boiling sulfuric acid and napalm.

Or they really hit it off based on Mel's background in researching shadow magic in Asshai, and flesh forge turns into a mutant version of Friends.

Crake · Apr 27, 2020

BronzeTongue said:
Or they really hit it off based on Mel's background in researching shadow magic in Asshai, and flesh forge turns into a mutant version of Friends.

*clap clap clap*

BronzeTongue · Apr 27, 2020

Crake said:
*clap clap clap*

First episode: Qyburn gets really drunk while watching daytime mirror plays and makes invisible creatures that play soap opera sound effects and theme music at appropriate times. The crew has to catch all of them before someone tells Vee.

Azel · Apr 27, 2020

I don't think a laugh-track works for "The Fleshcrafters".

But I could add some creepy voice saying Bazinga if people want.

egoo · Apr 27, 2020

Azel said:
I don't think a laugh-track works for "The Fleshcrafters".

But I could add some creepy voice saying Bazinga if people want.

[BAZINGA]

Jack vile Ripper · Apr 27, 2020

egoo said:
[BAZINGA]

*fried image, red laser eyes*

WHAT THE FUCK THAT JUST BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND?!

BronzeTongue · Apr 27, 2020

Azel said:
I don't think a laugh-track works for "The Fleshcrafters".

But I could add some creepy voice saying Bazinga if people want.

Depends on how it's used. A traditional laugh track playing at things Qyburn finds funny would be entertaining.

Tomcost · Apr 27, 2020

egoo said:
[BAZINGA]

I like TTS like every other geek...

But by Burny's blazing bollocks, I don't get that humor

BronzeTongue said:
First episode: Qyburn gets really drunk while watching daytime mirror plays and makes invisible creatures that play soap opera sound effects and theme music at appropriate times. The crew has to catch all of them before someone tells Vee.

You know, Xor already has as a class feature a horde of unseen servants who can wear costumes and play different voices, which makes him a one man theater.

Crake · Apr 27, 2020

Tomcost said:
But by Burny's blazing bollocks, I don't get that humor

For once, that isn't supposed to be humorous. Unless you mean TTS in general.

But yeah, that scene specifically is supposed to be unsettling and off-kilter.

Tomcost · Apr 27, 2020

Crake said:
For once, that isn't supposed to be humorous. Unless you mean TTS in general.

But yeah, that scene specifically is supposed to be unsettling and off-kilter.

Oh, then that's fine. I don't really get the humor in the Big Bang Theory either, but I blame that on different cultures.

Crake · Apr 27, 2020

Tomcost said:
Oh, then that's fine. I don't really get the humor in the Big Bang Theory either, but I blame that on different cultures.

No, Big Bang Theory is just genuinely trash.

Jack vile Ripper · Apr 27, 2020

Crake said:
No, Big Bang Theory is just genuinely trash.

Which Big Bang Theory? The TV show or the actual theory?

...or am I mistaking it with Napoleon Dynamite. Actually which one is the one doing the explosions, really?

Goldfish · Apr 27, 2020

Don't forget to vote, y'all. There are lots of options.

Adhoc vote count started by Goldfish on Apr 27, 2020 at 9:42 PM, finished with 43 posts and 5 votes.

5 people have voted
[X] Waymar's PoV.
- Crake
- silvanknight
- zxzx24
- Goldfish
- Othan763

enigma1995 · Apr 27, 2020

[X] Crake

@DragonParadox is the progress for A Method to Madness still 40? Cause we have two things in the Larder that should lower it.

egoo · Apr 27, 2020

[X] Crake

Duesal · Apr 27, 2020

[X] Crake

I'm with @Crake, I really want to see an echo of canon Waymar here. That will really spook him.

Smartphone · Apr 27, 2020

[X] Crake

Annatar · Apr 27, 2020

[X] Crake

BronzeTongue · Apr 27, 2020

Direct action from the others gives the OG a free pass of the same approximate strength right? Since we aren't the OG if they retaliate against us or should count as initiating an action. What do you guys think blood raven will do with a divine bitchfit level token?

Duesal · Apr 27, 2020

BronzeTongue said:
Direct action from the others gives the OG a free pass of the same approximate strength right? Since we aren't the OG if they retaliate against us or should count as initiating an action. What do you guys think blood raven will do with a divine bitchfit level token?

Probably have a good time down south.

Helping the Imperium directly means a much stronger empire ready to face the Others, and it'd also mean more time for Companions to deal with Winter rather than a tide of Devils, Daemons, Demons, Rakshasas, Asuras, Deep Ones, Efreeti, etc.

egoo · Apr 27, 2020

Duesal said:
Probably have a good time down south.

Helping the Imperium directly means a much stronger empire ready to face the Others, and it'd also mean more time for Companions to deal with Winter rather than a tide of Devils, Daemons, Demons, Rakshasas, Asuras, Deep Ones, Efreeti, etc.

*OGs, for once get to utilize something coming close to their full power with no repercussions*
*Get themselves a skewerfull of Seven's Chosen-Kebab*
*Proceed to be smug about having a tasty snack at the Void*
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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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