A Sword Folded Over 9000 Times: a Yi-Ti Quest.
@ Be Pol Ning An, sister to Pol Qo, Hammer of the Jogos Nhai.
@ Have magical Fire-powers, and a host of spirits whispering you secrets.
@ Lots of minor evil spirits lurking around lately, but so far seems manageable - the worst thing around is a huge rainbow-dragon with an army.
@ Good thing your brother is an Emperor, and has a huge army, you think you'll manage to get through this.
@ You roll nat 1 on a random encounter.
@ OhShi-.jpg
@ A group of people you can't sense at all... you never felt this sort of nothingness before. Still they seem kinda friendly?
@ Yay, they get you into the palace! Your brother can finally listen to your warnings, and seems receptive!
@ Well, things are looking up, right?
@ Surely, the rage-dragon is the worst thing around, and the Shadow in the West is still slumbering..?
@ The stranger pulls out a support beam-worth of ominous tomes and lore books.
@ OhShi-.jpg
@ You have The Archfiend acting actively on this plane, the Daemons apparently spread cults everywhere, and Demons are being Demons.
@ The Oceans are full of brain-eating octopi, which very pointedly dabble into time-magic and have virtually endless armies once they get going.
@ The Shadow is not, in fact, sleeping.
@ Literally any moment a raiding party of Chaotic Evil Fire Spirits on an Adamantine ship can pop up because the Slavers need profits in the war they are fighting on the other plane.
@ The ancient mythos of Long Night aren't really mythos, and the power that brought it about is seeking to return, with another sort of pawn, now.
@ Also a whole host of really weird Kami described in some scrolls, with some faint scratch marks on the pages related to something called..."Wisps"? similar to those on the pages describing "Quasits".
@ The man is cheerfully offering you trade deals now.
DragonParadox: "Roll for Sanity Loss".
[Х] Curl up and cry in a corner.