Whenever Zathir gets around to building the First Seminary we are gifting him a Miracled Chocolate Fountain and a Cappucino Machine. It feels highly appropriate.
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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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- a song of ice and fire a sword without a hilt d&d 3.5 dungeons & dragons 100% high octane dragon fuel ave corvidae battle action dragon diplomacy best sister bureaucromancy delicious soul-stuff dragon dreams come true dragon ta'veren greatest uncle hubris is a coward's word in defiance of gods and men mammon's folly mutually assured mage's disjunction qm murderhobo top tier coatl
- Location
- Australia
Sure it is, they're just Divine Citizens meeting their potential as we strive to do for all Citizens.
Wow, the secret is REALLY out of the bad ain't it? Huh, would really like an interlude of people divining that and their reactions to the result.
Also now all the Gods get to spit take at Great Grandpa Jazirian apparently having a second childhood now as well as Papa Yss still being alive and chowing down.
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
[] We can talk to OGs - we have questions to ask (mainly whether they got their own elemental-forging lore similar to R'hlor's), and Well of Eternity to empower.
[] We can sit down and work on our Inheritance/marriage laws, albeit I barely understand it as is.
[] We can talk to Faceless Men and set the limits within which their death-cult will be allowed to act. Also grabbing all their lore.
[] We can have a through talk with R'hlor's strongest worshippers (and ideally, with him directly) - and with the Gods already empowering the Well of Eternity - seeing if we can trust him well enough to take part in Snaring Timmie, and if our gods wont take offense to his Tyranny.
[] We can go and talk to Weeping Lady, we are on a timer now and fffuck her for not paying attention to us being in her main Temple last month.
We are important!
*sniff*
[] We can spend half-a-day and hunt down the fucken Wisps.
[] We can throughly Divine everything we can about the Chosen of Smith and Crone - and meet with them if paranoid divination doesn't reveal anything we suspect.
[] We can let Crake have his fun with Westerosi houses.
[] We can get a report on CoS from that Fey we "turned" to our side.
[] We can get the report on True Names recovered from Asmodeus' Uniilas (bookified), Cornugon (fed to Yss), and Erynies (slated to be fed to OGs). And Advidaza.
[] We can see the results for myriad of Research Actions. Lemmie check...
7 of them, and only 3 "minor" enough.
[] We can see reports on:
-[] Spying on Golden Company's regular(ish) forces in Yi-Ti, getting their numbers and dislocation.
-[] S!Tor, Melisande and Anu getting us a way in into Timmie's Shadow Fortress, or at least locating one.
-[] Our agents locating all the Spies in Yi-Ti, readying for next month's joint clean-up with their Emperor.
-[] Our people in Slavers' Bay, likely being outmaneuvered by Devils because Asmodeus is bullshit.
-[] Someone looking at the Lys' Fleshforge's Feyeild reflection, and bringing it under Imperial control.
We have... a lot to get to, but mostly interludes, and I dont like that very much.
- Location
- Germany
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- He/Him
Imperial Pantheon
Location: Prime Material
Domains: The good ones
Alignment: Lawful Neutral on average, stupid evil outlawed
Members: Jaziran, Yss, Merling King, The Weeping Lady, Old Gods
Affiliated Gods: Rhllor, Meraxes
@DragonParadox -
Yss is missing the Trade domain
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Jaziran (Zathir) isn't included in the 'Gods of the Realm' spoiler
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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- Russia
The Goddess of the Silver Moon and Syrax take some offense
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- Germany
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- He/Him
Yss: BURPS. Oops.The Goddess of the Silver Moon and Syrax take some offense
1. Sweet
2. Can we just assume it's done competently and move on? I dont want that salt again.
3. Here is hoping for some neat stuff. Maybe another special class unlock
4. See if Grandpa Rhellor is still saner or gone senile.
5. Salt at the Lady of Tears Weird Felx but ok.
6. Petty Revenge always a lovely evening for a Dragon.
7. It ain't paranoia if they've already sicked a King Killer Angel at you.
8. It ain't Asoiaf without noble politicking
9. Fey Intruige still even worse
10.Next months summonings look profitable. Hoping for some big ones.
11. Mad Scientists mad sciencing
12. Report reading, well its better than report writing.
- Location
- Australia
Sentimental 🤮
He just felt bad that he was leaving her at home while he went out and did Imperial Things.
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[X] TalonOfAnathrax
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Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA
[X] Allow Xor, Naria, Danar, Alysa and Sandor to go to Winterfell in search of answers
-[X] Speaking of political entanglements, it is time you finish your business with the Riverlands. First stop off at Ser Benjicott's camp and deliver word that he will have spirit-forged guerillas to supplement his own woodcraft efforts very soon, resupply him from your cloak of any essentials he lacks or else leave further supplies for caches to be buried in preparation for the Reconquest. And more generally receive an update from him and his contacts as to where local Houses that have not declared for anyone might stand or their activities therein.
IT'S TIME.
-[X] Speaking of political entanglements, it is time you finish your business with the Riverlands. First stop off at Ser Benjicott's camp and deliver word that he will have spirit-forged guerillas to supplement his own woodcraft efforts very soon, resupply him from your cloak of any essentials he lacks or else leave further supplies for caches to be buried in preparation for the Reconquest. And more generally receive an update from him and his contacts as to where local Houses that have not declared for anyone might stand or their activities therein.
IT'S TIME.
I'll overhaul the god posts soon.
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA
Last update for this region, for those concerned.
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
Oh for fuck's sake.
Please, at least try to do everything as fast as ya can?
We still have plenty things to do this month.
Bye everyone, see ya'll when Westeros-time is over.
[X] Crake
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- Australia
egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
- Location
- Russia
An I appreciate that very much, yes.
Do take note, that I have at least as much baggage to push through as the one taking the responsibility for Minor Actions (of which we still have a lot, and little time remainkng) as you do, and no matter how well DP writes it, I just can't force myself to read Westeros.
So, have dat flag, and please do march forward - I really am glad ya seem to be having fun where I just can't.
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- Location
- Texas
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[X] Crake
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA
@DragonParadox Has Viserys made any progress on learning to speak Terran? Could we start a correspondence via Brazier with a translator (or even our friend in House Adjar) in the Opaline Vault during evenings until we're fluent if not?
And after we do that I was planning the same for Auran but just straight up talking with Embra, and for Aquan I was going to have us just spend time with Relath, possibly teaching him Auran in exchange for Aquan.
Assuming we already are fluent in Terran by now, we can start on Auran.
And after we do that I was planning the same for Auran but just straight up talking with Embra, and for Aquan I was going to have us just spend time with Relath, possibly teaching him Auran in exchange for Aquan.
Assuming we already are fluent in Terran by now, we can start on Auran.
I'd say he has enough familiarity to count as Teran (Poor) by now. One moment I'll add it so I won't forget.
Interlude next, Rina wrap up so whatever you do next you can grab her and ser Richard if you like.
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
- Location
- Formerly of the Far Realm
He has a Tongues PoSK, too.
- Location
- United States
@DragonParadox, building on this, on the Twenty-Fourth Day of the Eighth Month 293 AC we voted for the following:
-[] As a side note, Viserys' next priority for languages to be learned are: Dothraki, Sarnori, Naathi, and Yi Tish.
Given that there's been almost three months so far with this, combined with bonuses from the Tree of the Dawn Age for learning (and of course Viserys' own intelligence and wisdom stats), can we assume he's picked up these languages?
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
- Location
- USA
There's certain cultural connotations to going out of one's way to achieve native fluency with a language.