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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Speech.. I am a dragon! We will win because of me and my friends. You guys.... I guess try and be useful... And dont blow up my loot!
 
[X] You don't exactly have too much time for theatrics, but fortunately you could have planned for such a speech of this nature ahead of time. A podium disgorged by your cloak, along with banner stands borne aloft in homage to both Sultana Ashadieeyah bint Khalid and Sultan Zafer and the Three-Headed Dragon of House Targaryen. Let no one claim you are not one for theatrics regardless. What's the point of a cloak that can store Huge-sized objects if you never put it into use?
-[X] "Greetings to my allies. I apologize for the hurried rouse to arms and the haphazard manner in which this address begins, but the necessities of the day are the enemies of ideal circumstance, just as perfection is the enemy of 'good enough'," you jest, hoping you've read the crowd right. "With that said, I hope to deliver upon you tidings more than merely "good", for you deserve that and more."
-[X] "The enemy can settle for mediocrity. To those who stand shoulder to shoulder in defense of the common good, for our peoples combined, against the auspices of the Brazen Throne, I shall deliver upon thee victory." At this point bless them with Magic Army, providing the requisite +4 enhancement bonus that will help them deliver that victory.
-[X] With a grand sweeping gesture: "The enemy's purpose is to turn the legacy of my ancestors to foul ends, for the madness that Iblis' line could work with even the splinters of Valyria's grandest artifice, could shake the very Spheres of Form and Being. We must not allow this to come to pass, for our friends, our families, our comrades in arms and those subjects who rely upon us to protect them."
-[X] "I know you all walk with surety and purpose, knowing well of the danger we all move toward even now, and so you may rest assured that your names will be marked down on this day until the very moment that marks the ending of our War. Let this be one among many blows to sting and scourge the lofty pride of our foes."
 
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tarrangar said:
Why would I want to seduce the Archon's daughter much less his wife, the daughter maybe, you don't choose your parents, but anyone who would marry a vile slaver like the Archon, is not someone I would want to be intimate with.
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Ah, I thought that you are a man of the flesh. To partake in exquisite feasts, drinking precious wine from golden goblets, eating delicious and rare food from across the world, and enjoying the company of exotic ladies from all the multiverse. Judging by your class that is.

Still, if I were to truly piss on the Archon's bowl, I would gladly shag both his wife and daughter in a night of passionate revelry as my biggest FUCK YOU to his life.

Or I could just kidnap and recruited them both. Either way, works.
 
Well done Crake. Very nice. Though there's a pary where I'm most iffy at.

Crake said:
-[X] Pause solemnly, draw Dark Sister and salute the gathered soldiers. "To those who shall not live to see those cherished upon that day, I salute you. You will not be forgotten."
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I think this line is unneeded. Seeing as we do not have any Greater relation with these folk, unlike our Legion.
 
Jack vile Ripper said:
Ah, I thought that you are a man of the flesh. To partake in exquisite feasts, drinking precious wine from golden goblets, eating delicious and rare food from across the world, and enjoying the company of exotic ladies from all the multiverse. Judging by your class that is.

Still, if I were to truly piss on the Archon's bowl, I would gladly shag both his wife and daughter in a night of passionate revelry as my biggest FUCK YOU to his life.

Or I could just kidnap and recruited them both. Either way, works.
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It's a class I have gotten not my actual personality, the challenge didn't say I would be forced to take on a Swashbuckler personality, so while I would certainly play things up for fame, well I don't think I would spend much time seducing random women.
 
Jack vile Ripper said:
Ah, I thought that you are a man of the flesh. To partake in exquisite feasts, drinking precious wine from golden goblets, eating delicious and rare food from across the world, and enjoying the company of exotic ladies from all the multiverse. Judging by your class that is.

Still, if I were to truly piss on the Archon's bowl, I would gladly shag both his wife and daughter in a night of passionate revelry as my biggest FUCK YOU to his life.

Or I could just kidnap and recruited them both. Either way, works.
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If you really want to piss him off, instead of doing his wife or daughter, charm the guy. Or if charm cant, then find another way and make the guy have the hots for some nice donkeys.. In the middle of the day. At the busiest marketplace in town.. on a festival day filled with people from the other free cities.
 
CandyCoatedChaos said:
If you really want to piss him off, instead of doing his wife or daughter, charm the guy. Or if charm cant, then find another way and make the guy have the hots for some nice donkeys.. In the middle of the day. At the busiest marketplace in town.. on a festival day filled with people from the other free cities.
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*grins*

Ah, friend. You have given me much insight and several banal ideas.

Ideas that are quite NSFW that I know without a shadow of doubt I would get banned from this website just by uttering the words.
 
[] Crake

Even if its lacking in you are just disposables so dont ruin any loot.
 
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Crake said:
At this point bless them with Magic Army, providing the requisite +4 enhancement bonus that will help them deliver that victory.
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And Mass Fire Shield but the Cold protection version, if they're all already protected from Fire then we're better off using the Searing Pain Fire version because it has the chance to incapacitate their attackers and does more damage besides.

[X] Crake
 
Deliste said:
And Mass Fire Shield but the Cold protection version, if they're all already protected from Fire then we're better off using the Searing Pain Fire version because it has the chance to incapacitate their attackers and does more damage besides.

[X] Crake
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It doesn't last very long.
 
Deliste said:
And Mass Fire Shield but the Cold protection version, if they're all already protected from Fire then we're better off using the Searing Pain Fire version because it has the chance to incapacitate their attackers and does more damage besides.

[X] Crake
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Searing Agonizing Mass Fire Shield can be assumed to have been cast on the group assaulting the command ship just prior to the start of the raid. It's a standard combat buff for us.
 
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