Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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...I'll bring them in a very extravagant manner?
If you burn down all the fey how will poor Moonsong impress them?
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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"Because our lifespan isn't one, and we'll make an example of you if you defy us."
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I don't think military is really a good idea here.
Probably because "the fae" is too general a term to be throwing around.
Maybe we should ask him what he thinks "the fae" are going to be doing about "the men".
A number of them will simply be happy to go about living their lives without having to worry about angry torch wielding mobs.
Then of course the issue comes down to politics.
That the fae make mankind look unified and homogenous doesn't help at all either.
Probably because "the fae" is too general a term to be throwing around.
Maybe we should ask him what he thinks "the fae" are going to be doing about "the men".
A number of them will simply be happy to go about living their lives without having to worry about angry torch wielding mobs.
Then of course the issue comes down to politics.
That the fae make mankind look unified and homogenous doesn't help at all either.
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- Germany
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If they don't respect our laws in our land, see 'breaking the law'.
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- Germany
Huh... that would be politically rather expedient for us... Then we can split the Arbor from Oldtown without leaving it too weak and vulnerable due to it's ties to the Iron Isles and the latter could benefit greatly from the economic power of the Arbor.
[POLITICAL SHIPPING INTENSIFIES]
Maester: "That's Targ contraband!"
Lantern Bearer: "No, it's just magic stuff."
Maester: "Made by a Targ!"
Lantern Bearer: "Kills squid dead just fine though."
Maester: "But Targ!"
Lantern Bearer: "Is probably a more useful patron then the retirement home of Oldtown..."
Maester: "What was that?"
Lantern Bearer: "Nothing."
"They have knees. What remains to be seen is if they have the good sense to use them appropriately."
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It helps most fae are already very familiar with the "do what the man in the big hat says" legal system.
And most fae, like the gold inn one. Will be perfectly happy to follow our laws.
Or be like red caps, who will happily ignore our laws and view people trying to kill them as a bonus.
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I'm well aware of why they think the way they do. The fact of the matter is that it's a problem for us, and we need to get them to obey our laws while in our territory. I still don't know how to convince them, but that's where we're at.
EDIT: I realized too late you were making that statement from Viserys' POV.
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[X] "Any citizen of the realm who raises an illegitimate ruler to power and seeks to trick or enchant existing Lords into bargaining away their lands will face the Dragon's justice. They have enchanted forests. I have Dragonfire."
-[X] "Of course, any Fey who abides by the empire's laws is a citizen like any other."
-[X] "Of course, any Fey who abides by the empire's laws is a citizen like any other."
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@DragonParadox, aside from the Court of Stars, what other courts has Bloodraven told us about?
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- Germany
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egoo, stop it with the speciesm! We accept anyone regardless of race if he accepts and follows our laws. For lawbreakers, there's the Fungus Forge and the Weirwoods.
... ehm. We did ask our Valyrian Steel summons whether they want to defect before using them, right?
... ehm. We did ask our Valyrian Steel summons whether they want to defect before using them, right?
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Just a touch to racist to get a funny from me, have an informative.
Edit: if we let the calpinas dream eat people legally the vast, VAST majority of fae activity should be fine as well.
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I don't see how that is racist. I would bring this very same line about... pretty much everyone who hasn't bent the knee to us already.
Heck, I would hire Aboleths if they were willing to accept our authority and behave themselves.
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- Germany
No. You only know how to break Erinyes connections to hell and in any case most devils have themes that are a lot less conductive to functioning in mortal society.
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- florida
Mmmm. Aboleths are pretty cool...
Expressing a willingness to carry out genocide against an entire creature type over a point a significant chunk of the population won't understand comes off as insensitive.
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- washington
I mean I have played d&d before good aboleths are a thing they are just super rare.
Is be saddened if dp doesn't have any species out there that have individuals who've been struck by a reverse alignment.
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I don't know viserys has pretty bullshit charisma.
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- Germany
It would do well to follow what the guy with those boots says?
That's not hard to get.
Worked for the Rhaella.
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- Germany
I think you are lumping me together with the blind Fae hate-group in the thread. I for one greatly appreciate our Fey minions and would love to get more of them.
Vote-crafting now.
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Rhaella is a hell of a lot more powerful and invested in the world than a regular dryad.
It also helps that what she wants to do works for us.
We don't need to go turn over every toadstool in the woods and personally threaten every grig with death by wildfire.
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We do, however, need to get them to agree to follow our laws while in our territory. One way or another it's going to happen. I'd prefer a non-violent solution here if only because we'd be bleeding strength before the Long Night, but it's probably not going to work out that way.
Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
To be fair the hate is not unwarranted. They didn't call them the "Fair Folk" to be polite.
She's also a few centuries old. I'm pretty damn sure she's stabbed an annoying fairy or two, or three, or five hundred in her day.
Also I take offense for my hate to be called blind. I've researched, fought against, and in a few games/rare instances fought with these creatures for neigh on a decade, my hate has fucking citations.
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No.
But the local lawmen can remind every Grig that there's a cold iron boot on his foot.
That's delegation.
We don't have to remind every mortal citizen that crime is still forbidden personally either, we have people for that.