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I love that Bloodraven lost his shit over the information. Always the plotter it seems.
A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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- Russia
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- United States
[X] Westeros Intel
-[X] Identify all of Varys' loot
-[X] Ask of every plot Varys had a hand in or at least was aware of (Littlefinger, Cersei, etc.)
--[X] Get information on all of his agents and all of his assets
---[X] Including but not limited to Varys's safehouses, stores of magical items/scrolls/etc, and where he got all his magical stuff in general
---[X] Get information on where all his Little Birds are so that you may collect them (everywhere in Westeros, not just in King's Landing)
--[X] Ask of great secrets among the Westerosi that Varys is aware of (like the "royal" children's true parentage, but it doesn't need to be of the same importance)
--[X] Get a full update on everything he knows in King's Landing
--[X] Ask of what Varys knows of Mammon's plans with Westeros
---[X] Ask where the hatched dragons are, and where various cabals are operating
---[X] Get the true names of all the fiends that Varys knows while you're at it
-[X] In short, any and all intel of Westeros which we would consider useful should be gathered here
--[X] Especially loot, tell us all about the loot we'd want to know about
---[X] How many Valyrian Dragon eggs in Westeros is Varys aware of, and where are they?
---[X] Does he know where the Royce ancestral Valyrian Steel blade is?
--[X] Take your Map of Westeros, have Bloodraven scan through Varys' mind, then update the map to include the locations of supernatural creatures that Varys is aware of, like fey courts, local monstrous humanoids, openings to the Underdark, lairs of Winterborn servants, etc., everything that Varys has heard about and kept track of.
--[X] Ask Bloodraven to scan Varys' mind and make you a full Map of the Red Keep, complete with secret tunnels, hidden chambers, etc.
Also, this is perfect for us. Cersei finally will kill Robert. Do you guys know how great it would be for us for Cersei and Joffrey to rule?
-[X] Identify all of Varys' loot
-[X] Ask of every plot Varys had a hand in or at least was aware of (Littlefinger, Cersei, etc.)
--[X] Get information on all of his agents and all of his assets
---[X] Including but not limited to Varys's safehouses, stores of magical items/scrolls/etc, and where he got all his magical stuff in general
---[X] Get information on where all his Little Birds are so that you may collect them (everywhere in Westeros, not just in King's Landing)
--[X] Ask of great secrets among the Westerosi that Varys is aware of (like the "royal" children's true parentage, but it doesn't need to be of the same importance)
--[X] Get a full update on everything he knows in King's Landing
--[X] Ask of what Varys knows of Mammon's plans with Westeros
---[X] Ask where the hatched dragons are, and where various cabals are operating
---[X] Get the true names of all the fiends that Varys knows while you're at it
-[X] In short, any and all intel of Westeros which we would consider useful should be gathered here
--[X] Especially loot, tell us all about the loot we'd want to know about
---[X] How many Valyrian Dragon eggs in Westeros is Varys aware of, and where are they?
---[X] Does he know where the Royce ancestral Valyrian Steel blade is?
--[X] Take your Map of Westeros, have Bloodraven scan through Varys' mind, then update the map to include the locations of supernatural creatures that Varys is aware of, like fey courts, local monstrous humanoids, openings to the Underdark, lairs of Winterborn servants, etc., everything that Varys has heard about and kept track of.
--[X] Ask Bloodraven to scan Varys' mind and make you a full Map of the Red Keep, complete with secret tunnels, hidden chambers, etc.
Done.
Also, this is perfect for us. Cersei finally will kill Robert. Do you guys know how great it would be for us for Cersei and Joffrey to rule?
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egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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- Russia
Add True Names of Mammon's agents while we're at it. He's sure to know some leaders of the cells.
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[X] Duesal
Yup let's get the heavy stuff out of the way before we talk about plots, loot and other matters.
Yup let's get the heavy stuff out of the way before we talk about plots, loot and other matters.
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- United States
Done.
That'll be next update. I've learned through experience that there's only so much infodumping we can ask for in a single update.
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- Brazil
Still clearly too cheap. 4 Eternal Wands would give you 8 castings. In as little as a minute of use the custom item gets ahead, and doesn't need any check to use either.
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- United States
Done.
We actually have very little reason to keep Robert alive.
Cersei proxy-ruling through Joffrey would be the single greatest thing for us.
Taking Varys as one of our aliases is fucking genius, though.
The issue is Westeros may just collapse chaos war and pestilence before you are ready with loyal lords begging you to invade.
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- Germany
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- He/Him
Noodle and grandma know - we would be unmasked in the unconvenienst moment possible.
(unconvenienst ... hm. No, that's the wrong way to emphasize. But it'll be understood)
Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
Jesus Saint Mcfuck with a side of cheese nips.
Are, are you telling me that we have to actually work towards keeping that fat fuck alive because his cuckolding wife is going to poison him?
Are we legitimately going to have to actively work towards preventing his death because this thrice be damned maniac of a bitch is so power hungry that she'll plunge an entire country into chaos and deprive them of the one, fleeting, flimsiest hope of fighting us directly?
I have no words. This is our life now.
Fuck Westeros, just, fuck Westeros.
Ah, Westeros. Why do we mean to preserve this shithole? It's practically a suburb of the Abyss already.
Because he'd make a huge mess and it'd splash on top of our people. The same reason we need to preserve Westeros is why we can't allow Joffrey to become King.
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- United States
...Damn. And because we have to deal with the Deep Ones and Tiamat before we invade, we legitimately have to keep Robert alive.
I never thought we'd be in this position.
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- Germany
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- He/Him
You have to admit, it's perfect for the setting.
Kudos DP.
"Keep the ... big fuck alive? WHY WOULD I?"
"Think about the people. What would happen if he dies next week?"
"... Civil war. ... ... ... F..K!!!
You are right. But I don't have to like it, do I?"
Kudos DP.
"Keep the ... big fuck alive? WHY WOULD I?"
"Think about the people. What would happen if he dies next week?"
"... Civil war. ... ... ... F..K!!!
You are right. But I don't have to like it, do I?"
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The parts of Essos you conquered were even worse.
Are you change your mind that some entity will give Joffrey warlock power?
Well pound for pound they were worse, but Westeros has a lot more pounds. Difference between 3 city states and a continent.
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- Germany
Viserys: "Eh... they can't be that incompetent..."
*3 days later*
Doran: "... and reports are spotty, but it appears the Trident and his tributary rivers are still burning."
Bronze Yon: "Still better then the acid tornadoes in the Reach..."
Viserys: "... how ..."
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Yeah Uncle Bloodraven gave the worst news possible. Really it is some bullshit but this seems to give further credence to the plan of replacing Varys. So I am cool with it. But man it must suck being told you have to keep the man you hate alive, even temporarily.
Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
Westeros: Just when you think the hole can't get any deeper we'll fuck the floor so hard we'll make hell a new basement.