[X] Plan Framing Device
-[X] Let Dany cast a Divination about the following plan to ensure it goes off fine.
-[X] Disguise yourself as Varys and approach the room they are in on foot.
-[X] Politely ask Joffrey about his wellbeing and how the lessons are.
-[X] Tell him that Robert has send for Joffrey and you came for that reason and because you wanted to talk with Pycelle.
-[X] Once you are alone with Pycelle, do the Turtle Beam and stuff him in a bag.

That would likely work, but he would ask where Robert is. Do you want to lie about it and just send him off on a wild goose chase or scry Robert so you can tell the truth?
 
We should disguise ourselves as Varys, enter, then tell Joffrey to get lost while we speak about Important Stuff with Pycelle.

Fingers crossed Joffery spies us turtling him anyway!

Also glad to see mind sculpting that kid would have been pointless anyway.

Children are Chaotic Neutral monsters on a good day, Chaotic Evil on a bad day, and Chaotic Good when they want something.

...I want to disagree you see...

Better true neutral. When I worked in child care, misbehavior is irritating but not super common.
 
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@Azel Being that Pycelle is a Lannister lackey, using Cersei or Kevan (preferably Kevan in fact) over Robert might go better, esp. if you imply "we got Lannister matters to discuss Grand Maester".
We need pretext to get Joffrey away, not for speaking with Pycelle.
Why do you guys want to tell joffrey to go to robert? He's a little kid just send him off to play.
Varys doesn't have the authority to set the prince's schedule. Robert has.
 
All the lord's have Maesters, who I believe also study trade and stuff, so they might respond more competently than we believe.
 
Can't we Wayfinder Robert? It would definitely be safer then potentially triggering anti-scry measures.

You can but that just gives you a direction. You could triangulate his position of course but that would require flying around above the keep so you can get the angles you need... or at least I think so. It's been a while since I studied trigonometry. If it works even without a high vantage point and open line of movement then sure.
 
[X] Plan Framing Device
-[X] Let Dany cast a Divination about the following plan to ensure it goes off fine.
-[X] Disguise yourself as Varys and approach the room they are in on foot.
-[X] Politely ask Joffrey about his wellbeing and how the lessons are.
-[X] Tell him that Robert has send for Joffrey and you came for that reason and because you wanted to talk with Pycelle.
-[X] Once you are alone with Pycelle, do the Turtle Beam and stuff him in a bag.


Didn't we want the small council suspicious of Varys?

Have Danny suggestion him to make him "spy" on us turtling him.

There's a good chance he would try it himself anyway.

Assuming we actually want to create paranoia and suspicion in Roberts court and the small council.
 
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Why can't we just bust into the room disguised as Varys, a random Devil, or a Mindflayer, turtle Pycelle, Deep Slumber the shitbiscuit, and head on out?
 
[X] Azel

Hello have you heard the word of our lord and savior Franklin the Turtle?

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Why can't we just bust into the room disguised as Varys, a random Devil, or a Mindflayer, turtle Pycelle, Deep Slumber the shitbiscuit, and head on out?

Now now, potential shitbiscuit. Our potential self wasn't much better than his turned out to be, lest you forget the bastard's golden shower coronation.
 
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I am this close to losing my fucking shit.

We were going to mindrape an 8 year old to implicate Varys and Stannis, now, rather than do something WAY less complicated and WAY less potentially harmful. WERE JUST GOING TO IGNORE IT!?

 
I am this close to losing my fucking shit.

We were going to mindrape an 8 year old to implicate Varys and Stannis, now, rather than do something WAY less complicated and WAY less potentially harmful. WERE JUST GOING TO IGNORE IT!?

I don't think anyone's ignoring it. Azel's plan just seems to me like it is going for a more subtle way to blame Varys without an explicit show of magic, just have him be the last person the Grand Masester was seen with.
 
I am this close to losing my fucking shit.

We were going to mindrape an 8 year old to implicate Varys and Stannis, now, rather than do something WAY less complicated and WAY less potentially harmful. WERE JUST GOING TO IGNORE IT!?

How so? Less the mindrape bit and more what you're implying we should be attempting with Stannis.

We've, and by extension Viserys, have already plumbed the depths of that argument and I'd rather not have to run to my salt bunker for the second time this week.
 
All the lord's have Maesters, who I believe also study trade and stuff, so they might respond more competently than we believe.

Keep in mind Lords have to pay A) contribute to the Citadel to get a Maester, I'm not sure of the logistics, but I do know that in ASoIaF it is mentioned Maesters won't bother to go some places, and that some noble landholders are "too inconsequential to afford the Citadel's notice". Meaning they couldn't get one even if they wanted to.

Moreover B) the Lords with Maesters actually have to keep their council with them.
 
I am this close to losing my fucking shit.

We were going to mindrape an 8 year old to implicate Varys and Stannis, now, rather than do something WAY less complicated and WAY less potentially harmful. WERE JUST GOING TO IGNORE IT!?

It is a topic that ended in us not going through with it. You want to cast your moral judgement on people? Fine go ahead but there is no point to it other than to just drag up old salt. It happened, it is done, many have moved on.
 
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