A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

zxzx24 · Jan 16, 2019

@Azel add some of our best pearls to the gem list to get an even fire/water/earth/air square.

Also did we even find airweed @Duesal ?

If not, @DragonParadox can we just grow the air cysts from Leshy, Seaweed – d20PFSRD ?

There is a mundane version of it that we meant to get but it keeps slipping out of the minor actions.

Edit: Also.

@Azel do whatever divination tradition is customary for sailors in SD.

Sailors are superstitious and our God's give excellent boons regardless. This should give a good hunk of divine power to Yss as well.

One Autumn Leaf · Jan 16, 2019

[X] Azel

DarknessSmiles · Jan 16, 2019

With that much gold, I would really like to see at leastlone companion with the fleet.

Crake · Jan 16, 2019

DarknessSmiles said:
With that much gold, I would really like to see at leastlone companion with the fleet.

This month they will be traveling through the most friendly waters, for a given value of friendly, and also the most well known to them. We can assign at least one Companion to it next month, but everyone is busy this turn. We're heading into the Crunch, now.

Goldfish · Jan 16, 2019

Azel said:
Maelor is on the Red Keep team and I really don't want to pull him from that.

They don't have to be mutually exclusive. The expedition fleet shouldn't be organized and ready to depart for at least a couple weeks. Not leaving until the end of the month wouldn't be unreasonable, either.

The Red Keep infiltration could take place well before then.

Tomcost · Jan 16, 2019

Azel said:
You forgot the horse sized real dragon, the ship sized manta rays, the 8 small mechanical dragons, the fuck-huge fey warship, the batch of horse-sized fungus-dragons, the batch of horse sized fungus-wolves and the huge flock of creepy crows that stare at him the whole time.

Totally harmless traders.

Lacks a certain beholder bard. But he can't be everywhere at the same time.

Goldfish · Jan 16, 2019

zxzx24 said:
@Azel add some of our best pearls to the gem list to get an even fire/water/earth/air square.

Also did we even find airweed @Duesal ?

If not, @DragonParadox can we just grow the air cysts from Leshy, Seaweed – d20PFSRD ?

There is a mundane version of it that we meant to get but it keeps slipping out of the minor actions.

Edit: Also.

@Azel do whatever divination tradition is customary for sailors in SD.

Sailors are superstitious and our God's give excellent boons regardless. This should give a good hunk of divine power to Yss as well.

Our Alchemists are producing a good-sized batch of Auran Masks this month, if that's what you're talking about?

Duesal · Jan 16, 2019

zxzx24 said:
Also did we even find airweed @Duesal ?

Not that I recall.

zxzx24 · Jan 16, 2019

Goldfish said:
Our Alchemists are producing a good-sized batch of Auran Masks this month, if that's what you're talking about?

No, I suppose that's handled though.

I'd still like to get airweed however. I'd only so regular people can check out the underwater side of things.

Azel · Jan 16, 2019

zxzx24 said:
@Azel add some of our best pearls to the gem list to get an even fire/water/earth/air square.

Done.

zxzx24 said:
@Azel do whatever divination tradition is customary for sailors in SD.

Sailors are superstitious and our God's give excellent boons regardless. This should give a good hunk of divine power to Yss as well.

Added generous sacrifices to Yss and the Merling King for blessings and divinations.

Also added 16 of the water-elemental-spheres we got from the Nereid so that they can read the currents and a Wayfinder for navigation.

Azel · Jan 16, 2019

Goldfish said:
They don't have to be mutually exclusive. The expedition fleet shouldn't be organized and ready to depart for at least a couple weeks. Not leaving until the end of the month wouldn't be unreasonable, either.

The Red Keep infiltration could take place well before then.

You have a point there.

It would be actually pretty neat to have the fleet set sail during the festival and be sent off with much fanfare. By that time, Maelor and Xor should be available. I mean, we promised Xor to show him the world and this definitely counts. Also, he really could do with some XP.

Edit: Added this to the plan.

How many panda bear asses do we want from Maelor upon his return?

Artemis1992 · Jan 16, 2019

Azel said:
You have a point there.

It would be actually pretty neat to have the fleet set sail during the festival and be sent off with much fanfare. By that time, Maelor and Xor should be available. I mean, we promised Xor to show him the world and this definitely counts. Also, he really could do with some XP.

We could also Teleport them over at the start of the next month.

Crake · Jan 16, 2019

Azel said:
How many panda bear asses do we want from Maelor upon his return?

Maximum. Effort.

Azel · Jan 16, 2019

Artemis1992 said:
We could also Teleport them over at the start of the next month.

Yeah, but it should work out anyway and I would prefer to have them on the ships for the whole time instead of just randomly popping them in. It kinda cheapens the expedition flair, you know?

Never mind that we do it ourselves, but we are a ludicrously busy Emperor.

TotallyNotEvil · Jan 16, 2019

Azel said:
By RAW, VS weapons have a hardness of 14 (10 steel, +4 from the +2 bonus), making it viable to cut apart a steel sword with them.

??

Afaik, it should be 24, not 14.

egoo · Jan 16, 2019

Crake said:
Maximum. Effort.

They are pandas, man.
They'll die all on their own, without any help from Maelor even.

They aren't known as suicide-bear for nothing :/

Crake · Jan 16, 2019

We need to have him find us some Homicide Bears too, then.

Also known as the "drop bear".

Azel · Jan 16, 2019

TotallyNotEvil said:
??

Afaik, it should be 24, not 14.

Steel has only hardness 10 or does VS count as Adamantine for base hardness?

DragonParadox · Jan 16, 2019

Interlude in beta.

TotallyNotEvil · Jan 16, 2019

Azel said:
Steel has only hardness 10 or does VS count as Adamantine for base hardness?

VS was described as "+2 adamantine weapon" the first time we saw one, a dagger I think.

Hint: it bypasses adamantine DR.

We even found it strange it didn't grant DR if used in armour, as it seemed like enchanted adamantine in all aspects.

egoo · Jan 16, 2019

Crake said:
Also known as the "drop bear".

...Don't look at me like that!
That's an Astralian sub-species!

We only have Putbears.

zxzx24 · Jan 16, 2019

egoo said:
...Don't look at me like that!
That's an Astralian sub-species!

We only have Putbears.

Fake.

TotallyNotEvil · Jan 16, 2019

@Azel Yeah, just confirmed with DP, it's essentially +2 adamantine, sans granting DR if made into armour.

I've made a post a couple days ago how I expect them to go hilariously overboard in acquiring swords with Hardness 24.

Azel · Jan 16, 2019

TotallyNotEvil said:
@Azel Yeah, just confirmed with DP, it's essentially +2 adamantine, sans granting DR if made into armour.

Ive made a post a couple days ago how I expect them to go hilariously overboard in acquiring swords with Hardness 24.

Hardening Chamber

Hardness 31.

Let me rephrase my earlier statement then. You can use a Hardened VS sword to cut a Adamantine sword apart. Regular steel has the consistency of butter in comparison.

T_of_A · Jan 16, 2019

zxzx24 said:
Fake.

Funny though

Of course it's fake, it's Putin riding a bear.
[I guess it could be a fitter lookalike riding a trained bear though. Surely there's a circus that trains bears somewhere in Russia?]

TotallyNotEvil said:
@Azel Yeah, just confirmed with DP, it's essentially +2 adamantine, sans granting DR if made into armour.

I've made a post a couple days ago how I expect them to go hilariously overboard in acquiring swords with Hardness 24.

FOLDED TEN THOUSAND TIMES!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!

I feel dirty for indulging them, but it is awesome.
Remember when Richard cleaned Oathkeeper by stabbing it into a wall?

Azel said:
I for one love it and added it. As a personal gift to the Jade Emperor even.

Also asked Yrael if he has some people who would like to come along. I'm sure at least one or two of his Codex Archons would love to.

Talon uses perfectly crafted argumentation! Critical hit! Yeah!
[gloating]
Seriously though, thanks for adding it to the vote.

A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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