Based on current events, PHO must be losing it shit before it even has a chance to roll in it. I love reading PHO interludes as much as I hate writing them. Anyone up to the PHO Omake Challenge?
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♦Topic: Panacea parties hard
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
BrocktonPartyPatrol (Original Poster)
Posted on November 4, 2010:
So, ya'll know me. Where there's a party I'll be there. I hear there's a scene bein' prepped in the upper crust of town and manage to finagle my way in. It wasn't easy, because it's the Arcadia scene, and I'm rockin' the Clarendon colors, but I've got my feelers around because New Wave sometimes makes an appearance, and ain't no party like a cape party!
Long story short, night started out pretty B+, good music, nice amounts of space and a good spread of people. Had a good rotation dancing, Victoria Dallon brought the Glory to the dance floor. [
Video1] So far we're rocking a fairly decent teen party, when I see Vicky grab her boytoy and some drinks before running off somewhere. There were a few groups broken off doing their own thing in various places, video games on a television in another room. Heard there were board games elsewhere. Saw a bit of the former, but didn't seen the latter, which is too bad, because that's apparently where this party went from B+ to straight up the shit of
legend.
So a while later and a few dudes come out of the back rooms, clearly buzzed. I'm figuring we've got a spiked punchbowl somewhere, and am determined to find it. So I start asking around and find they've been drinking with Panacea [
Video2].
A bit later the cape herself comes out, smelling like a fruity brewery and dancing with a cherry-red redhead in a way that shows we share an appreciation of the female form. [
Pic1] [
Pic2]. All I know is if PanPan didn't get the digits, it's not because she lacked the opportunity to. Speaking of, Victoria was seen showing the love to some pretty thing [
Video3], dunno how her boytoy'll take that.
So our world-class healer rocks the dance-floor a bit, giving the last of the Brockton Bay B-Boys a double-jointed everything [
Pic3], giving someone the Gene Simmons treatment, and I've heard rumors that by party-end Brockton might have had an actual catgirl in the mix somewhere. No actual verification from that here, friends, just rumors.
EDIT1: Apparently that girl Victoria was with was her boytoy. [
link]
EDIT2: So it seems that A) Cherry-red didn't start out with that hair color and B) PanPan did get the digits. Also, apparently Panacea is apparently mad skilled at Risk?
EDIT3: Okay, this is ridiculous. I've heard of losing things do to a party, but losing the world's best healer who is also apparently the world's greatest cosmetic surgeon? This is why you gotta drink responsibly. Anyone seen a lost and possibly hungover Panacea? [
link]
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► Red_Queen_BB
Replied on November 4, 2010:
Ho shit, my head hurts. Also, I can haz red hair, not that off-orange shit! So, Panacea starts out hanging with me and my friends, playing Risk. She's wiping us from the board like we're smallpox.
Seriously. I've heard some snark, but PanPan rocks it like the world is a grown man in the ER from a minor but nasty issue that's his own fault. I have never had my every mistake and tactical failure so clearly pointed out in acerbic detail.
Also, hell yeah she got the digits. Pretty sure she promised me a date this Friday, but I was pretty out of it by the end of the night there.
► BrocktonPartyPatrol (Original Poster)
Replied on November 4, 2010:
To be fair, that's what happens when you overdrink. Gotta party responsibly. My contacts in Arcadia confirms who you are, though, Queenie, so thanks for the update on the burning question we were all wondering about: Gossip about PanPan's love life.
► CalicoStraits
Replied on November 4, 2010:
Wait, that new girl is Dean Stansfield?
Well, I guess if you can't affect brains that's a way to cure gender dysmorphia.
On the one hand, I can't believe we're just leaning Panacea can do this.
On the other, saving lives should get triaged higher.
► MylesageMayVary
Replied on November 4, 2010:
Considering the fact Panacea doesn't get paid for her healings, I'm surprised New Wave hasn't advertised she can do this sort of thing, with severely limited availability and a high price tag. Not like anyone's going to complain the cosmetic stuff is being charged for when she's literally curing cancer otherwise.
Then again, New Wave's basically retired, so I guess the adults don't care.
► Fursona (Verified Cape) (Protectorate 41)
Replied on November 4, 2010:
Anyone able to verify those rumors, OP?
Let's just say my fan club is getting mighty jealous of the people of the Bay.
► Proud_Eagle88
Replied on November 4, 2010:
its disgusting 2 think of those changer fets comin to our fair city
bad enough it turns out panacea is a dyke
then again she is properly turning sissies full fem instead of the sick parody they were dunno how it all evens out
► BrocktonBoardJames
Replied on November 4, 2010:
And here come the Nazis. Way to ruin the party like you ruined Europe.
► FervertFollower (Cape Groupie)
Replied on November 4, 2010:
omg guys i saw that nekomimi panacea made on the boardwalk [link]
► CausticFeelings
Replied on November 4, 2010:
I mean, obvious question here, but can Panacea do that the other way?
I eman, there's a difference between being the only healer in the world who can do a thing and being the best healer in the world at doing most of the things.
► Brockton_Brooks
Replied on November 4, 2010:
@FerventFollower
Fake. you can see the artifacts from the editing. Not to mention all the warping on the building in the background. Try harder next time.
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♦Topic: Gallant Leaves Wards / Valiant Joins New Wave
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay ► Teams
Bagrat (Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted on November 4, 2010:
So, in a recent press conference, Gallant unmasked as having been Dean Stansfield and is currently re-branding as Valiant, a member of New Wave.
This all seems to stem from Panacea helping her transition from Dean to Veronica at a party last night. Alcohol was involved, but rather than being some sort of mistake, it seems to be more inebriatedly bypassing things like parental checks.
Not sure if we'll see the armor updated for the new form or not, as New Wave is all about transparency and against masks.
This is the first new member to the New Wave movement since the tragic death of Fleur and Lightstar left the team.
Check out the press conference here: [
LINK]
Panacea was oddly not in attendance.
EDIT: Panacea has been confirmed missing, [
LINK] to a dedicated thread. If anyone sees Panacea, please inform the PRT and New Wave
immediately.
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► XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied on November 4, 2010:
Is it gay if I find Valiant hot?
I mean, she's a girl. But she used to be a guy?
I don't know how to feel about this. . .
► I_Miss_Toblerones
Replied on November 4, 2010:
If only you'd felt conflicted enough not to post.
Although, hey, maybe this will make you introspective enough to learn something, and we can get Panacea the third miracle needed to canonize her.
► Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on November 4, 2010:
So first Panacea gets rid of the best eye-candy in the Wards.
Then New Wave grabs up Valiant.
Are New Wave trying to collect all the girl capes in the Bay?
If so, what am I? Chopped liver?
► Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on November 4, 2010:
Hey now, Vista, you're one of the most experienced members of the Wards!
Plus, we're not all boys, here. There's still Shadow Stalker.
► Tilt-A-Whirl (Unverified Cape)
Replied on November 4, 2010:
Wait, is New Wave actually taking on new members?
I thought they were basically defunct?
► Dr_Righteous
Replied on November 4, 2010:
Wait, so does this mean the Stansfield/Dallon romance drama of their on again/off again romance was because Vicky was trying to be supportive of Veronica coming out (in more ways than one?) and having issues being too pushy? Because I could see that.
@An_ArchMage: Binding and overbuilding a replacement could work, but you're forgetting one important question: Can she even do that? Yeah, sure, every Tinker seems capable of making power armor, but they can have weird restrictions. Don't forget Aerobrachium, God rest his soul, who was incapable of adding life support to his armor. There was a whole fight over things after his death until the PRT released the documents showing he actually wasn't capable of doing it. Valiant might has similar restrictions.
► Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on November 4, 2010:
She doesn't count, @Clockblocker.
► Fancy_Cat_Fancier
Replied on November 4, 2010:
@Vista: Whut? Is Stalker jealous Gallant got to go first?
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♦Topic: Lost: World's Best Healer
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
MylesageMayVary (Original Poster)
Posted on November 5, 2010:
Okay, so, everyone knows a brief timeline of events:
November 3rd: Party of the century, Panacea actually unwinds. About half the party actually ends up going home.
November 4th: Everyone wakes up hungover. Much teenage panicking ensues. It was a school night, we dun goofed. Panacea leaves amongst the chaos, sources cite she looked upset. PRT shows up, tries to police information. Ha-ha, jokes on you, suckers, half the partygoers were responsible enough
not to end up sleeping on the floor! Eventually Valiant comes out as both female, a parahuman, and a new member of New Wave. Panacea doesn't attend press conference.
Now, I, like may people, assumed Panacea was deep in discussions over power talks. Then Vicky shows up at school this morning saying her sister never came home. Gonna be trapped in Arcadia soon, so ya'll are on your own. Will update after school with whatever come up.
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► GreyWorld_ColoredPills
Replied on November 5, 2010:
I think I saw her near the Boardwalk last night.
All I remember is colors and waking up in an alley.
► AllSeeingEye
Replied on November 5, 2010:
Has anyone checked out by the docks?
► V_Stephens (Verified BBPD)
Replied on November 5, 2010:
While we appreciate everyone's worries, there's no reason to be concerned.
As it has been over twenty-four hours since she was last seen, I can say that the BBPD, PRT, and New Wave are coordinating efforts to find her. If you see her, please contact one of us, not posting information online for anyone to see.
Please go about your lives. You won't make things easier by being out in crowds trying to find her, and if she wants to be alone, calling out to her might drive her away, possibly into gang territory.
@WolvenKnight: There's no evidence to support the idea she was kidnapped by the Empire, please don't stir up trouble.
@GreyWorld_ColoredPills: Please contact us with more details. You won't get in any trouble, even if it turns out you can't verify anything.
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