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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Are we certain that our incredibly sexy voice isn't recognizable?
It tends to have a certain effect on young, magical and beautiful women. Surely as a spellcaster she must have Lore skills warning her of common hazards like us?

Edit: and we are both high-Cha versatile noble spellcasters trying to uplift shit and get proper institutions going despite the general pushback of the setting. Narrativium indicated that she will recognise us on the spot and be our bitter rival!
Sadly for the obvious ending, we're both taken.
 
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TalonofAnathrax said:
Are we certain that our incredibly sexy voice isn't recognizable?
It tends to have a certain effect on young, magical and beautiful women. Surely as a spellcaster she must have Lore skills warning her of common hazards like us?
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I mean, I can always add in use of Vocal Alteration.
Adhoc vote count started by Snowfire on Oct 4, 2018 at 1:15 PM, finished with 233396 posts and 20 votes.
  • [X] Teleport away as swiftly as you can, the risk of being found is too great
    [X] Plan Outsiders Ain't Got Time For This Shit
    -[X] Cast Message on Lanna from no closer than 200'. Maintain that distance as minimum separation.
    -[X] Inform her that the Alchemist's Guild was stockpiling wildfire as part of the agenda of certain powers infernal. The matter has now been handled with as little loss of innocent life as possible.
    -[X] Make it clear that we only acted here due to the vast threat posed to mortal life.
    -[X] If the Golden Shields would kindly do the job in cleaning up the rest of the Guild, they're sure to find ample evidence of infernal involvement if they can catch the remaining members, that would be appreciated.
    --[X] Ensure that she is aware that there may well be significant fiendish presence involved with some of those members, so being careful would be wise. Give a very basic tactical outline of what may be able to oppose her. Leave out the false-god.
    -[X] Give no name, no title, and use no frills. Apply this information as bluntly as possible.
    -[X] Teleport out once finished.
    [x] Take the chance to spy on the Lannister mage
    -[X] Keep everyone always at least 150ft away from them.
    [x] Goldfish
    [X] Cast Message: Hello dear, I'll leave finding and rescuing the enthralled Ser Kennos to you. Also take care, the Advodaza charm might not have been destroyed in the fire.
    [x] Teleport away as swiftly as you can, the risk of being found is too great
    [x] Take the chance to spy on the Lannister mage
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So, on a completely different note, am I the only one who thinks that the verses of this song by Miracle of sound fit the Companions and other quest Characters altogether too much?



Verse 1: Viserys (sorta)/Theon
Verse 2: Rhaella (sorta)/Moonsong (sorta)
Verse 3: Malarys/ Xor (sorta)
Verse 4: no-one in particular, but possibly Alliser, Richard or Ned
Verse 5: Enriyes (mereth in particular)/ Rina(maybe)
Verse 6: Viserys all the way.

Edit: the introduction and chorus also fit very well

Anyone want to chip in to rewrite the lyrics so they fit better? e.g. verse for Lya etc.

p.s. [x] Goldfish. Kidnapping her deprives the enemy of their greatest magic defense and we have a good track record of getting prisoners to like us such as stannis. if not, @Snowfire has a good idea in pointing the golden shields at the devils
 
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[X] Take the chance to spy on the Lannister mage

I want to do this first, figure out what the fuck she is doing around here. Knowledge is power and Sneaky lannister plots are annoying.
 
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TalonofAnathrax said:
I was mostly joking. Maximum paranoia says "yes", but it probably isn't worth a blood wish just for that.
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It's on the Sorcerer list and Ancestral Awakening exists. Would it get me your vote? :p
Adhoc vote count started by Snowfire on Oct 4, 2018 at 1:19 PM, finished with 233399 posts and 20 votes.
  • [X] Plan Outsiders Ain't Got Time For This Shit
    -[X] Cast Message on Lanna from no closer than 200'. Maintain that distance as minimum separation.
    -[X] Inform her that the Alchemist's Guild was stockpiling wildfire as part of the agenda of certain powers infernal. The matter has now been handled with as little loss of innocent life as possible.
    -[X] Make it clear that we only acted here due to the vast threat posed to mortal life.
    -[X] If the Golden Shields would kindly do the job in cleaning up the rest of the Guild, they're sure to find ample evidence of infernal involvement if they can catch the remaining members, that would be appreciated.
    --[X] Ensure that she is aware that there may well be significant fiendish presence involved with some of those members, so being careful would be wise. Give a very basic tactical outline of what may be able to oppose her. Leave out the false-god.
    -[X] Give no name, no title, and use no frills. Apply this information as bluntly as possible.
    -[X] Teleport out once finished.
    [X] Teleport away as swiftly as you can, the risk of being found is too great
    [x] Take the chance to spy on the Lannister mage
    -[X] Keep everyone always at least 150ft away from them.
    [x] Goldfish
    [X] Cast Message: Hello dear, I'll leave finding and rescuing the enthralled Ser Kennos to you. Also take care, the Advodaza charm might not have been destroyed in the fire.
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What do y'all think of Blood Wishing a Mage's Decree spell and announcing to everyone within 17 miles that the fate of the Alchemist's Guild is the result of dealing with Devils? Or reneging on a Diabolic agreement?

Mage's Decree – d20PFSRD
 
Seriously people, this gets us a live feedback read on where she is, and lets us play up the mysterious outsider. On that note, @dpara, you're voting for a Message type plan. Could I tempt you?
 
Goldfish said:
What do y'all think of Blood Wishing a Mage's Decree spell and announcing to everyone within 17 miles that the fate of the Alchemist's Guild is the result of dealing with Devils? Or reneging on a Diabolic agreement?

Mage's Decree – d20PFSRD
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Hmmmm. You know, I kinda like that.

Would you be amenable to consolidating that up with the vote I have, playing up the Outsider Involvement angle? Or are you totally against any form of direct communication with Lanna at this point? Just curious.
 
Well we have seen her so we can approach her whenever correct? Wayfinder works in this case? So find her once again one day and diplomance then. Also we can divine her later unless she has mind blank which... bullshit
 
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