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I have no idea what this means, but I kinda wanna slap you for ending right before it gets good. Also, damn you for doing it but you've made me want to read a clinical and dry breakdown of the exact capabilities of a bunch of fictional super heroes. That is both impressive and disconcerting.

Why does that sound boring? A clinical breakdown of something interesting just makes it more interesting. Take the S.C.P. Foundation, for instance. I've been looking forward to this list since it was announced. I just hope Zoat is willing to give us profiles on all of the League members.
 
He's gonna make the justice league great again!
Just like this fine son of Uncle Sam!


Seriously, though, is there a thread where somebody tries to figure out which of these two would fuck the US harder as President? My money's on Armstrong - his response to being impeached due to pressure from foreign nations would start with him slaughtering the entire Senate and end with him trying to nuke every First World nation on Earth, possibly including America.
 
I'm sorry Mr Zoat but Paul's speech doesn't quite hang together like I'd expect it to. Up front he told us what he was going to do...
"-it might be helpful if I explained the grading system first."

Then he explained the first step, understanding the purpose of the JL. That's a good start.
"The first step in the process of assessing League performance was working out what the League is actually for.

But then he just jumps into how they rate as individuals and he hasn't told us anything about the grading system at all, except that first step.
So, in summary, here's how I rate you currently as individuals."

What's going on? Paul's better than that.
 
I'm sorry Mr Zoat but Paul's speech doesn't quite hang together like I'd expect it to. Up front he told us what he was going to do...


Then he explained the first step, understanding the purpose of the JL. That's a good start.


But then he just jumps into how they rate as individuals and he hasn't told us anything about the grading system at all, except that first step.


What's going on? Paul's better than that.

The grading system is keying off those elements mentioned in the description of the League's duties.

I want to see him start with Batman to make a point. When it comes to assisting in mundane crime, Batman's wonderful. Great analytical methods and resources. Supervillains? Batman's often better off flanking and being devious. Extraterrestrial threats? Leave the direct confrontation to Clark, Bats is better suited to intelligence and logistics. Natural disasters? His resources can definitely help, but he doesn't have, for example, powers that can help calm a volcano.

So he's definitely a valuable member of the team, but in terms of physical ability he doesn't really compare to the others. This means that instead of trying to play to strengths he doesn't have, he sould instead play to those he does have, in terms of investigation, planning, and strategy.


Personally, I loved in JLU how Batman actually got to play detective. Team needs to go tackle some stuff because a villain's holding WW's island hostage? "I have other things to do, you'll manage." Then later "hey, I figured out who this guy is and interrogated his colleague, let's go ransack his office for clues."

Starting off by pointing out how Batman can't outpunch, well, the vast majority of the team, can help soften the blow when evaluating people who *haven't* already come to that conclusion themselves (srs, if OL manages to tell Batman anything about himself he hasn't already taken into account, I'll be shocked).
 
Typos: "analysis" Batman's American, so "in the future" "by"
Thank you, corrected.
Oh, so it doesn't have anything to do with the probably-greater-of-two-great-evils American presidential candidate then?
No, I think Alva 16 had Trump 16 assassinated.
Why does that sound boring? A clinical breakdown of something interesting just makes it more interesting.
You'll get some of that.
I just hope Zoat is willing to give us profiles on all of the League members.
No, because I don't know several of them well enough and a lot of it wouldn't be relevant to the plot.
What's going on? Paul's better than that.
He has the goals. Since the League doesn't have any kind of standardised training program, he is now showing how each members helps fulfil those goals.
 
I'm sorry Mr Zoat but Paul's speech doesn't quite hang together like I'd expect it to. Up front he told us what he was going to do...


Then he explained the first step, understanding the purpose of the JL. That's a good start.


But then he just jumps into how they rate as individuals and he hasn't told us anything about the grading system at all, except that first step.


What's going on? Paul's better than that.

The ratings scale is implied.

If I understand correctly, and keeping in mind that these aren't, to my knowledge, popular in the US, if they exist at all; these "Top Trumps" cards have some arbitrary statistic on them, and the best at that stat wins when played. For example, bridge-themed decks might focus on the length of the bridge, with the Danyang–Kunshan Grand Bridge being the winner whenever it's played.
Yes, I googled it. Shut up.
The statistic on the cards Paul's made is presumably a given Leaguer's effectiveness at their stated goal. He's just expecting them (and by proxy us), to be able to follow along on that train of thought.
 
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Personally, I loved in JLU how Batman actually got to play detective. Team needs to go tackle some stuff because a villain's holding WW's island hostage? "I have other things to do, you'll manage." Then later "hey, I figured out who this guy is and interrogated his colleague, let's go ransack his office for clues."
I know. There's a brilliant bit in Trinity while illustrates that perfectly. When Konvikt first comes to Earth, most of the League heads in to fight him. Batman on the other hand follows his trail back to his spaceship and finds the substance used to keep him unconscious during transit.
If I understand correctly, and keeping in mind that these aren't, to my knowledge, popular in the US, if they exist at all; these "Top Trumps" cards have some arbitrary statistic on them, and the best at that stat wins when played. For example, bridge-themed decks might focus on the length of the bridge, with the Danyang–Kunshan Grand Bridge being the winner whenever it's played.
No, bridge Top Trumps would probably have length, construction time, cost, traffic, height and times featured in major films.
 
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"There was a book I read back on Earth Prime, where the patriarch of a Vampire clan exposed his children to holy symbols of every religion on his planet at a young age so they'd build up a resistance. When I tried exposing Ms Barr-" Not Ms Briggs. She was quite insistent on the subject of not using her ex-husband's name post divorce. "-to religious icons, they didn't work if she didn't know what they were, but as soon as I explained them, she couldn't tolerate them."
Sooo, he just made her weakness ten times worse by making her vulnerable to way more symbols than the usual vampire?

Bring back fond memories of TGWP? Or, since we are talking about cliffhangers, whatever the opposite of fond memories are...

Now that's interesting. I wonder how that developed?
Well, if it was a divine curse created by a god, it is an easy way to keep the vermin out of your neighbors' houses so they don't ring you up for an earful.

I'd never heard of "Top Trumps"
I was assuming it was a brand of Baseball Card until Zoat explained just now.
 
Look forward to the "grades" of the various League members.

Also hope this evaluation somewhat helps in the goal of encouraging the League to further expand membership overall if it's noted they are lacking in certain areas.
 
If vampiric weakness is psychosomatic, wouldn't it be easy to defeat any and all vampires by creating a vampire-worshipping religion? Making their own bodies / blood / fangs holy?
 
If vampiric weakness is psychosomatic, wouldn't it be easy to defeat any and all vampires by creating a vampire-worshipping religion? Making their own bodies / blood / fangs holy?
Only if they know about it.

So, another reason to kill all missionaries you come across? Firstly so no one else gets sent to Hell, and now to save the vampires!
 
what if you just TELL the vampire that its a holy symbol?
like, a circle is now one, a square is now one..e.t.c?
 
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