31st March
18:57 GMT +2
Guy sheepishly hands a very small mouse doll to Tora, who accepts it with princessly grace. "Guess rifles aren't really my thing."
Tora hugs it and smiles at him. "I think it's sweet."
Beatriz steps towards the stall and looks pointedly at me. I turn my lower lip down slightly, nod, and then step up myself, laying my right hand on the stall and depositing a twenty
krone note from subspace as I take it away.
"The American doesn't know how to shoot but the English guy does?"
The stall holder passes an air rifle to each of us before moving out of the way.
"I used to go to a rifle range twice a week. These days-
" I move the rifle butt to my shoulder.
"-I mostly practise with exotic weapons, but the training stood me in good stead. You?
"
She checks the iron sight. "Grandpa taught me."
"Ah, yes, I suppose he would have done.
"
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
"He was in the army, wasn't he?
"
She raises her gun to her shoulder. "Exactly how thorough
was your background check?"
"Thorough as it needed to be.
" Huh, gun's slightly bent. Used to always annoy me when arcade light guns were misaligned. Minute amounts of orange light flow along the barrel as I correct the flaw.
The chap manning the stall pulls a lever and the decorative wood covering the target papers rotates out of the way. The aim is to shoot out the perforated paper around the star in the centre using as few of your limited supply of pellets as possible. Having never attempted this particular exercise before I have no idea how many shots you need to make and Guy's placement was frankly terrible.
Beatriz opens fire a split second before I do, perforating the paper of her chosen target just outside the perforated ring. Let's try… Five shots? My first hits the twelve o'clock position of the perforated ring perfectly as Beatriz adjusts her aim and hits hers at the three o'clock. I hit the six as she hits five and seven. Ah, I'm not used to shooting for speed with this sort of gun. Three, nine and centre? No, the shot just overpenetrates without spreading the force out. Half one, half four, half seven and half ten? Done! Okay, next-.
Beatriz is already half way through her second target. Picking up the pace, then. Seven, even placement? It works, but I'm falling further behind. Again. And again.
"Hey, she's pretty good at that."
And
click.
The fellow manning the stand smiles at me as he reaches to take the rifle from me. "The lady wins! Four to seven."
"
Hm." Beatriz tosses her hair as she puts her rifle down. Guess I have.. got kind of out of practice…
"Do you want to combine your score for the prize..?
I look at Beatriz.
"Do we?
"
She
doesn't look at me. "We will have the big pink fluffy one."
"Excellent choice, madam." He pulls it off the prize stand and passes it to her. It's… I think it's meant to be a cat of some sort. Too big to really do much with.
Beatriz turns away from the stall, looking at it for a moment. I step away as well.
"Would you like-?
"
She thrusts it into my chest, causing me to instinctively take hold of it. "Here you go."
"Um. Thank you?
" Tora puts her right hand to her mouth to disguise her snigger while Guy doesn't even bother. I take a moment to try and put it into a position that will let me carry it… No, I don't think there is one. Subspace with you, foul abomination.
"Hey!"
"It's fine, it's in ring storage. I will forever carry it as a memento of the affection you feel for me.
"
Guy pulls Tora into him. "So what next, babe?"
"I thought… Maybe one of the rollercoasters?"
"They're kinda small.. but if you like?" He shrugs and they start walking towards the closest. Wooden, rather than the metal structures I've gotten used to. Never really been much of a rollercoaster aficionado. I don't
mind the high speeds and sharp turns -not any more, and not even in my pre-ring days as long as I'd had a travel sickness tablet- but all the screaming of the other riders annoys me. Stiff upper lip, guys.
Beatriz glances at me for a half-second, then returns her attention to her friend. "You two go on ahead. I just need a quick word with my.. 'date'."
Guy smiles a
bit too quickly at the idea, but Tora doesn't exactly look disappointed as she nods and tugs Guy away faster. Uh..?
"No, really, it's fine.
" I take the fluffy thing out of subspace again.
"See? Completely-.
"
"How did Green Lantern Three even hear about Tora?"
"Three?
"
"
Gardner."
"Two eight one four B. And if you're talking about Green Lantern Corps members from Earth, he'd be two.
"
"I thought the black guy was the second one."
"No, Guy got his ring before
he did.
"
"Stop trying to change the subject. You're the one who told him about Tora, weren't you? What, were you just
looking through your big file of women superheroes and picking out the hot ones for your friends?"
I sigh.
"Is that a serious question or do you just want to shout at me some more?
"
Her hair's puffing up again. "
What did you tell him about her?
Did you.. coach him on how to seduce her?"
"Shouting it is, then."
"
I knew there was something creepy about that guy!" She takes a step backwards, away from me and in their general direction. "
I'm going right over there-!"
"While possessed I gave him a file of information. He flicked through it once then threw it away for
exactly the reasons you're complaining about. I haven't been tutoring him. What Tora's getting is.. the real Guy. And I certainly don't regard my professional research as a pick up hit list
when I'm in my right mind.
"
She stops moving away, but she doesn't look much happier. "Do you know how many times he's just.. turned up when I was spending time with Tora? I bet he's using his power ring to
just watch her the whole time. And some of the stuff he said to me when she wasn't around-."
"Guy's actually quite a nice fellow once you get to know him. But at first, he's got this habit of pretending to be all macho and getting defensive if things don't go right. But, Tora's-
" I give her a level look.
"-somehow learned to deal with bad tempered people-
"
"Hey, I'm
nothing like-!"
"-and once he's built up his confidence a bit he usually relaxes and you can get at the nice guy inside.
"
"How long does
that take?"
"Well he.. did.. set you up with a highly powerful and internationally well regarded superhero who is in possession of effectively unlimited wealth because Tora asked him to find you a date.
"
She simmers down a little. "And dating you would 'help my career'?"
"Wasn't that why you asked? But yeah, I don't mind helping with your training. In a strictly platonic way.
"
She looks away, eyes down and breathing pointedly regular. "Okay. I'll give.. Gardner a chance." Back at me. "But if he does
anything-!"
"Then he and I will both be ahead of you in the queue to beat him up about it.
"