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Remember, friends: If you hook up with a lesser death elemental, resist the urge to call her/him "My little death" as a pet name.

You'll never live it down.
 
I thought it was still unclear, like 50/50 chance of ending up in either place. And that's if they don't reach a different arrangement, like doing part-time in both or outright splitting his soul.
Fair point. I still think ending with Ophidichan is more likely, but that's just my opinion.

Splitting his soul?!! Dude, this is OL, not Lord Voldemort! Why the hell would he split his soul?! :o

I want a ham sandwich! A giant ham sandwich!
:)
 
Thus, the two questions OL ought to ask himself are "what gift do you give to a demi-goddess of nightmares and madness?" and "how can a demi-goddess of nightmares and madness use her abilities for the betterment of mankind?"
A way not to be the Demi-Goddess of Nightmares and Madness?

Given ancient Greeks she probably got associated with those things because of her looks and has been stuck with them ever since.

Also maybe take her to a Sci-fi convention, she would be a hit at one of those since she ticks all the attractive alien/fantasy creature boxes.
 
Greek form of Paul, which he can actually say himself if I'm remembering the episode correctly.

He just can't speak the english form of his name in reference to himself.

Given that Zoat just had to correct "St. Paul" because he couldn't speak it, I think he can't speak it *at all* (which also raises the question of whether he can even speak it as a syllable).
 
Remember, friends: If you hook up with a lesser death elemental, resist the urge to call her/him "My little death" as a pet name.

Is that a thing people do? I'm asking for a friend (which is something I have), and not because I personally lack any real comprehension of human social norms. Right.

You'll never live it down.

Aha! Puns! My friend, who exists, understands those!

I am normal and not weird. Yes.
 
Is that a thing people do? I'm asking for a friend (which is something I have), and not because I personally lack any real comprehension of human social norms. Right.
That one's a pun too. Mr. J would be annoyed if I explained a joke, though.

...your friend will understand when they're older.
 
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maybe take her to a Sci-fi convention, she would be a hit at one of those since she ticks all the attractive alien/fantasy creature boxes.
:o You want to expose a poor innocent demon to a horde of ravenous fanboys? You monster!!!

Try slowly desensitizing Melineo, maybe introduce her to Atlanteans or the Tate Club. Zatanna doesn't seem to have any female friends outside of the Justice League, so OL could expand Zatanna's social circle and a possibly gain another ally in their effort to free Mr. Zatara from Nabu.

And I can picture Hawkgirl sympathisizing with Melineo over "men starring at things they shouldn't" (joke from "Red vs. Blue").

OL is like the Kevin Bacon of social networking in the DC-verse. "When there's trouble, you know who to call! Orange Lantern!"

=
BTW, does OL have fans?

Reasons for fame:
=Was an internet meme in Not-Korea for chilling in a La-Z-Boy seconds after saving Lex Luthor from a missile barrage.

=Was sought out for interviews, and his word alone nearly sank a politician's career.

=Made a giant naked statue of himself in Not-Iraq.

=Made a cake the size of New York City when he became an insane deity, hence the nickname "Mister Cake".

=American serial killers seem to get a lot of fanmail, so anyone in Belle Reve might've mentioned OL in their correspondence letters.
 
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"Seriously, I did a lot more than make a cake! Does no one remember the Moon?!"

"Or the eyes? Do you want me to print off the visuals I stored? Apparently everyone was showering at the same time...And have I mentioned killing Satan and conscripting a horde of demons?"

"No one? Really?"

"..*sigh* Ok, who wants cake?"

(Yes, I know, he didn't really 'see' anything that wasn't ninjas and he didn't store records of the non-ninjas he saw)
 
They already have a Gotham city so Detroit would be redundant.
Nah. Gotham is obviously Camden. Blüdhaven is East St. Louis or Baltimore.

All the rich people in Detroit live in the Grosse Pointe area, Grosse Ile, or in kind of a split arc from Canton northeast to Oakland and southeast to Huntington Woods, but the core midtown-downtown area from Wayne State southeast to the river isn't bad at all. It just looks poor on income heat maps because it's all commercial. Everything in between? That's just typical urban-American ghetto.
 
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