- Location
- Hampden Park
22nd December
16:19 GMT +1
I lean slightly away from the popcorn tub, eyeing it warily.
Miss Head narrows her eyes. "I haven't poisoned it."
No, no, of course she hasn't. And even if she has I've still got the ring on. I reach over with my right hand and take out a single popped grain. "Thank you."
"Hmpf." Miss Head turns her head back in the direction of the centre ring, leaning slightly closer towards Mister Wayne as she does do. The Haly's Circus doesn't open properly for several hours but Mister Haly was happy to let Richard, his uncle, adopted father and their friends come in to watch their rehearsals. I've only ever been to a circus once before, when I was… I'm not sure how old I was, actually.
From my left Nyssa taps me on my shoulder. I turn to face her and she gives me a look of disappointment. "Paul, be nice."
"Sorry. But you know she did try and stab me last time we met."
"I don't believe for a moment that she would actually have stabbed you."
"No, but she might have tried. How long have we got until Richard's on anyway?"
Wallace leans around from her far side. "Abof fo' min'ah."
"Mister West! Did your mother not warn you against speaking with your mouth full?"
Wallace swallows the popcorn. "She kinda gave up. I just need so many calories…"
Nyssa frowns. "Surely your speed is not fuelled by the food you eat? The Human digestive system should not be capable of processing-."
"Yeah, that's what Oh El says. Um, Paul. You know. And I don't… Ah…"
"He doesn't spend a proportional amount of time on the toilet."
His eyes widen in shock. "Hey! You said you weren't scanning that!"
"I said I wouldn't scan you while you were in the toilet. I had to calculate how fast your digestive processes would have to be for someone of your dimensions to process what you observably can in order to notice the discrepancy, but I know you should be spending more time-."
"Dude. Too much."
"Nyssa's probably the leading expert on alchemy on the planet."
"I wouldn't go so far as that. My father's knowledge is far superior."
"Lex was ever so subtly hinting to me that your father was dead, presumably in a permanent sort of way. Since we know they were.. probably working together…" She nods. "Wallace, we still haven't been able to track down Max Mercury and you couldn't get your head around Missus Tyler's multidimensional formula thingy." Jolly nice of her to share that, I thought. She even tried to explain it, but the physics were well beyond either of us. "We're back to doing something with the Formula itself."
Nyssa looks from me to him and then back again. "Is there something you would like to share with me?"
Wallace winces slightly, then leans forwards and lowers his voice. "Flash and me get our powers from the same place as Jay Garrick, the first Flash. It's a formula which -turns out- does what it does using alchemy rather than normal chemistry. Only, when I made it…" He looks away for a moment. "Didn't go quite right."
"You were lucky not to have been killed."
"Yeah, that's what Uncle Barry said. And Dad, and my Mom, and pretty much everyone. Bu-ut, it worked, except I.. can't run as fast and I need to keep eating."
"How is the formula applied? Is it injected, swallowed..?"
He shrugs and picks up another handful of popcorn. "I'm not sure exactly what happened. I may have swallowed some of it. It kind of.. exploded. When I woke up in the hospital I couldn't remember."
Nyssa nods. "So you could also have breathed it in or got it on your skin, either in gaseous or liquid form."
"Uh, yeah. I've been trying to use Kaldur's book on Atlantean alchemy to work out what went wrong but I think I've hit a dead end. And it's not like I can just look it up online."
"I.. can try to help. If that is what you want." Wallace pops a piece of popcorn into his mouth. "But you must understand that my ability to do so will be limited if I do not know exactly what you were working with."
Wallace nods and returns his attention to the circus ring. "Yeah, I… I get that. But, you work for Luthor. I can't just hand over Jay's notes like that."
"Then I will do what I can without them. The research centre in the Valmiki National Park is now up and running. I can make time for you whenever it is possible for you to visit."
"How's that going?"
"Slowly. There is no standard notation for alchemy and it is very hard to analyse our test subjects. And hard to get staff who know anything about the subject."
"I might be able to help there. There's a guy in Atlantis I go to for arcane analysis, I could put you in touch. And I know of a professional alchemist living in London. Don't know if she's interested, but if you want to make her an offer…"
Nyssa smiles. "Thank you. That would be very helpful."
I look at the fire breathing tightrope walker in the ring for a moment. Glad I don't have to do anything like that. "No problem."
"Hey, Paul?" I look back at Wallace. "Are.. you and Zatanna okay? I mean, if it's none of my business…"
I shake my head and look at the ground. "I said something rather stupid during the Gotham.. thing. I'm going t'.. talk to her about it when we move the cake tomorrow."
"Save some for me. Y'know, it's kinda lucky that Truggs guy did steal your ring. If he hadn't, then…"
I nod. "Saved me some time, certainly." I can't access the files he created during his brief span as Orange Lantern two eight one four but the handful of objects he put into storage are now mine, including a copy of his phase generator. Scan the generator, replicate it a few thousand times and I gain the ability to tell the universe to pretend that the Uber Cake has no mass. The storage vault even has a ventilation system in place that I can use to transfer them down without digging up more of the Swiss countryside.
"How are you going to move it all? Or have you got some kinda giant cake tray set up in New York you can just zap it over to?"
"Sssstill working on that one. That's part of why I need Zatanna and Guy with me."
"So she can magic the cake smaller then make it bigger again at the other end?"
"No, that…" Wait, would that work? "Hadn't actually thought of that. I'll ask her if that's doable."
"Any luck finding Bane?"
"Not yet. The Gotham Police-."
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the audience!" Mister Haly strides into the centre of the arena in full ringmaster gear. "It is with great pleasure that the Haly International Traveling Circus introduces -for one afternoon only- the Flying Graysons!"
16:19 GMT +1
I lean slightly away from the popcorn tub, eyeing it warily.
Miss Head narrows her eyes. "I haven't poisoned it."
No, no, of course she hasn't. And even if she has I've still got the ring on. I reach over with my right hand and take out a single popped grain. "Thank you."
"Hmpf." Miss Head turns her head back in the direction of the centre ring, leaning slightly closer towards Mister Wayne as she does do. The Haly's Circus doesn't open properly for several hours but Mister Haly was happy to let Richard, his uncle, adopted father and their friends come in to watch their rehearsals. I've only ever been to a circus once before, when I was… I'm not sure how old I was, actually.
From my left Nyssa taps me on my shoulder. I turn to face her and she gives me a look of disappointment. "Paul, be nice."
"Sorry. But you know she did try and stab me last time we met."
"I don't believe for a moment that she would actually have stabbed you."
"No, but she might have tried. How long have we got until Richard's on anyway?"
Wallace leans around from her far side. "Abof fo' min'ah."
"Mister West! Did your mother not warn you against speaking with your mouth full?"
Wallace swallows the popcorn. "She kinda gave up. I just need so many calories…"
Nyssa frowns. "Surely your speed is not fuelled by the food you eat? The Human digestive system should not be capable of processing-."
"Yeah, that's what Oh El says. Um, Paul. You know. And I don't… Ah…"
"He doesn't spend a proportional amount of time on the toilet."
His eyes widen in shock. "Hey! You said you weren't scanning that!"
"I said I wouldn't scan you while you were in the toilet. I had to calculate how fast your digestive processes would have to be for someone of your dimensions to process what you observably can in order to notice the discrepancy, but I know you should be spending more time-."
"Dude. Too much."
"Nyssa's probably the leading expert on alchemy on the planet."
"I wouldn't go so far as that. My father's knowledge is far superior."
"Lex was ever so subtly hinting to me that your father was dead, presumably in a permanent sort of way. Since we know they were.. probably working together…" She nods. "Wallace, we still haven't been able to track down Max Mercury and you couldn't get your head around Missus Tyler's multidimensional formula thingy." Jolly nice of her to share that, I thought. She even tried to explain it, but the physics were well beyond either of us. "We're back to doing something with the Formula itself."
Nyssa looks from me to him and then back again. "Is there something you would like to share with me?"
Wallace winces slightly, then leans forwards and lowers his voice. "Flash and me get our powers from the same place as Jay Garrick, the first Flash. It's a formula which -turns out- does what it does using alchemy rather than normal chemistry. Only, when I made it…" He looks away for a moment. "Didn't go quite right."
"You were lucky not to have been killed."
"Yeah, that's what Uncle Barry said. And Dad, and my Mom, and pretty much everyone. Bu-ut, it worked, except I.. can't run as fast and I need to keep eating."
"How is the formula applied? Is it injected, swallowed..?"
He shrugs and picks up another handful of popcorn. "I'm not sure exactly what happened. I may have swallowed some of it. It kind of.. exploded. When I woke up in the hospital I couldn't remember."
Nyssa nods. "So you could also have breathed it in or got it on your skin, either in gaseous or liquid form."
"Uh, yeah. I've been trying to use Kaldur's book on Atlantean alchemy to work out what went wrong but I think I've hit a dead end. And it's not like I can just look it up online."
"I.. can try to help. If that is what you want." Wallace pops a piece of popcorn into his mouth. "But you must understand that my ability to do so will be limited if I do not know exactly what you were working with."
Wallace nods and returns his attention to the circus ring. "Yeah, I… I get that. But, you work for Luthor. I can't just hand over Jay's notes like that."
"Then I will do what I can without them. The research centre in the Valmiki National Park is now up and running. I can make time for you whenever it is possible for you to visit."
"How's that going?"
"Slowly. There is no standard notation for alchemy and it is very hard to analyse our test subjects. And hard to get staff who know anything about the subject."
"I might be able to help there. There's a guy in Atlantis I go to for arcane analysis, I could put you in touch. And I know of a professional alchemist living in London. Don't know if she's interested, but if you want to make her an offer…"
Nyssa smiles. "Thank you. That would be very helpful."
I look at the fire breathing tightrope walker in the ring for a moment. Glad I don't have to do anything like that. "No problem."
"Hey, Paul?" I look back at Wallace. "Are.. you and Zatanna okay? I mean, if it's none of my business…"
I shake my head and look at the ground. "I said something rather stupid during the Gotham.. thing. I'm going t'.. talk to her about it when we move the cake tomorrow."
"Save some for me. Y'know, it's kinda lucky that Truggs guy did steal your ring. If he hadn't, then…"
I nod. "Saved me some time, certainly." I can't access the files he created during his brief span as Orange Lantern two eight one four but the handful of objects he put into storage are now mine, including a copy of his phase generator. Scan the generator, replicate it a few thousand times and I gain the ability to tell the universe to pretend that the Uber Cake has no mass. The storage vault even has a ventilation system in place that I can use to transfer them down without digging up more of the Swiss countryside.
"How are you going to move it all? Or have you got some kinda giant cake tray set up in New York you can just zap it over to?"
"Sssstill working on that one. That's part of why I need Zatanna and Guy with me."
"So she can magic the cake smaller then make it bigger again at the other end?"
"No, that…" Wait, would that work? "Hadn't actually thought of that. I'll ask her if that's doable."
"Any luck finding Bane?"
"Not yet. The Gotham Police-."
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the audience!" Mister Haly strides into the centre of the arena in full ringmaster gear. "It is with great pleasure that the Haly International Traveling Circus introduces -for one afternoon only- the Flying Graysons!"