- Location
- Hampden Park
21st November
10:38 GMT -5
"I find myself talking in rhyme
Compelled to do it all the time.
Whatever I might think or feel
It is all really quite surreal."
FUCK! Even when I know it's happening, I can't stop it! All that's happening is that I'm getting funny looks from the demon soldiers I'm hurrying past as I dash after William Hayes who is a psychotic monster and not hot at all except literally due to Beelzebub's fire manipulation powers.
Demon me, you can do better.
And now I'm thinking about my relationship with Jade. Really? Really? But I am-? I mean, am I just thinking about it because of the demon magic, or is that just giving me an excuse? Look, whatever doubt she's having -and she's having more than I am- she was still willing to come to Hell for me. That's loyalty you don't get from demons.
Okay, Zatanna would probably be more loyal-.
Shitshitshitshit.
I actually… Felt that. What it would be like to accept slavish devotion without guilt or hesitation. I accepted that part of my desires before I achieved enlightenment, but since then I've been aware of exactly why it was a minority view. For a moment there it wasn't.
I haven't lived long enough to become the villain yet!
At times like this I am painfully aware of how irrational and relative my particular values are. I'm not sure if that's a weakness of me or of Orange Lanterns in general, but I double down on my attachments because I have attachments.
And Jade finding new strength through me makes her a better mate. Zatanna's still going to be on-side whatever the particulars of our relationship.
…
That's… True, but don't think I didn't hear the difference there.
H-urh. I'm.. tempted to hit the 'Call John' button. Not being myself is one of my major fears. But I'm so close to Mr Blood, and the locals are providing me with an escort! And if the fellow in charge can't stop one abomination, letting a few out should provide enough of a distraction.
The guard parts to allow me out onto a walkway which appears to.. run around the entire interior of the tower around a pit. Mr Hayes is already standing at the edge and gazing downwards, the other guards sensibly giving him his space.
"It thinks to outrun Harm. Harm will teach It that this is quite impossible."
I approach somewhat carefully.
"Your pardon, sir, but my knowledge is incomplete,
Who ruled this place before their rightful defeat?"
"Its name was Abaddon. It felt a surprising degree of loyalty to the First of the Fallen, and would not accept the change of things."
"Of the First's fall I'm sure I'd heard,
But who defeated the loyal bird?"
He slowly turns his head my way, a relaxed smile on his lips. "Harm had that pleasure. And now that Ran Va Daath has returned, the prohibitions against Harm slaying her son have lapsed. You will bear witness to Harm slaying Etrigan. Come."
I frown, as best my horns allow.
"You might well be perfectly alright
But Mammites were not designed for flight.
I'd love to watch you slay that clown
But I've no idea how to get-."
He picks me up in one hand and throws me over the balcony.
Ah. I'm falling quite fast. Not as afraid as I thought I'd be, but that's probably due to all the experience I have of being safe while airborne. Try angling for the walls? I think they're too far away, but a frame this strong might be able to maintain a grip at terminal velocity. What else? Using my rings to fly is an option, but a giveaway if anyone is paying attention.
Aaaaahh… Super strong organic wing design. Eidetic memory, don't fail me now. That'll do. Ring, go.
OWOWFUCKINGFUCK! IF I EVER DECIDE TO BECOME A DEMON AGAIN, I'M HAVING WINGS FROM THE START!
I don't open them wide. Rather, I use them to gradually turn downward momentum into lateral movement, spiralling in increasingly flat circles around the pit. Little bit wider, little bit wider… And I.. still don't know where I'm supposed to be heading-.
"It will follow Harm."
Mister Hayes flies past me, clearly under his own control and entirely unaffected by gravity. I.. close my wings a little, diving after him. For a demon and a murderer he's making surprising allowances for my apparent weakness. Which is somewhat suspicious. Harm always worked alone, and didn't appear to have any particular need for an audience.
"We're diving rather deeply into this well,
You are aware I don't have a scrying spell?"
"Harm does not see how that is a problem. It merely needs to follow Harm's lead."
"And not record your valorous deeds?
Demon Lords usually have certain needs."
"Harm does not care for the opinion of the 'Its'. It is simply convenient for Harm to send a messenger rather than go himself. You will bear witness to Harm and inform Harm's ally."
"To hear is to obey,
By your side I will stay.
But if I may ask and you aren't getting bored,
Who, pray tell, is this illustrious Lord?"
"Lord Satanus of Limbo. Here."
He stops suddenly, and I'm forced to spread my wings suddenly to turn my dive into upward motion. No, not enough simply to glide. I'm going to have to flap as well. Mr Hayes has already landed on a lower balcony and very pointedly isn't waiting for me. Flap, flap, oh this is.. not fun. If I do this again I'm going to be sure to work some Nth metal into the mix. No, not working. But the wall looks like regular rock, so if I grab on… Yep, got a grip, now I can claw my way up.
"Harm will inform It that this level is inhabited by Scabbies. They may eat you. It would displease Harm were that to occur."
Shield and sword at the ready, then.
"It's been a while since I've seen these climes.
Who -or what- are these Scabbies of thine?"
"Prisoners captured during the War in Heaven and now broken. They are beneath Harm's contempt but may be dangerous to lesser 'Its'."
"While I will endeavour to keep myself alive,
If they're using theurgy I'm not going to thrive."
"We are beyond God here. His miracles do not function."
Explains what might have happened to Remiel and Duma. How hard would it be to convince them to check in on their former comrades?
"A dangerous place,
For those denied grace."
"Harm finds it… Restful. Ah. They come." He stops walking and gestures for me to keep going. "Amuse Harm."
10:38 GMT -5
"I find myself talking in rhyme
Compelled to do it all the time.
Whatever I might think or feel
It is all really quite surreal."
FUCK! Even when I know it's happening, I can't stop it! All that's happening is that I'm getting funny looks from the demon soldiers I'm hurrying past as I dash after William Hayes who is a psychotic monster and not hot at all except literally due to Beelzebub's fire manipulation powers.
Demon me, you can do better.
And now I'm thinking about my relationship with Jade. Really? Really? But I am-? I mean, am I just thinking about it because of the demon magic, or is that just giving me an excuse? Look, whatever doubt she's having -and she's having more than I am- she was still willing to come to Hell for me. That's loyalty you don't get from demons.
Okay, Zatanna would probably be more loyal-.
Shitshitshitshit.
I actually… Felt that. What it would be like to accept slavish devotion without guilt or hesitation. I accepted that part of my desires before I achieved enlightenment, but since then I've been aware of exactly why it was a minority view. For a moment there it wasn't.
I haven't lived long enough to become the villain yet!
At times like this I am painfully aware of how irrational and relative my particular values are. I'm not sure if that's a weakness of me or of Orange Lanterns in general, but I double down on my attachments because I have attachments.
And Jade finding new strength through me makes her a better mate. Zatanna's still going to be on-side whatever the particulars of our relationship.
…
That's… True, but don't think I didn't hear the difference there.
H-urh. I'm.. tempted to hit the 'Call John' button. Not being myself is one of my major fears. But I'm so close to Mr Blood, and the locals are providing me with an escort! And if the fellow in charge can't stop one abomination, letting a few out should provide enough of a distraction.
The guard parts to allow me out onto a walkway which appears to.. run around the entire interior of the tower around a pit. Mr Hayes is already standing at the edge and gazing downwards, the other guards sensibly giving him his space.
"It thinks to outrun Harm. Harm will teach It that this is quite impossible."
I approach somewhat carefully.
"Your pardon, sir, but my knowledge is incomplete,
Who ruled this place before their rightful defeat?"
"Its name was Abaddon. It felt a surprising degree of loyalty to the First of the Fallen, and would not accept the change of things."
"Of the First's fall I'm sure I'd heard,
But who defeated the loyal bird?"
He slowly turns his head my way, a relaxed smile on his lips. "Harm had that pleasure. And now that Ran Va Daath has returned, the prohibitions against Harm slaying her son have lapsed. You will bear witness to Harm slaying Etrigan. Come."
I frown, as best my horns allow.
"You might well be perfectly alright
But Mammites were not designed for flight.
I'd love to watch you slay that clown
But I've no idea how to get-."
He picks me up in one hand and throws me over the balcony.
Ah. I'm falling quite fast. Not as afraid as I thought I'd be, but that's probably due to all the experience I have of being safe while airborne. Try angling for the walls? I think they're too far away, but a frame this strong might be able to maintain a grip at terminal velocity. What else? Using my rings to fly is an option, but a giveaway if anyone is paying attention.
Aaaaahh… Super strong organic wing design. Eidetic memory, don't fail me now. That'll do. Ring, go.
OWOWFUCKINGFUCK! IF I EVER DECIDE TO BECOME A DEMON AGAIN, I'M HAVING WINGS FROM THE START!
I don't open them wide. Rather, I use them to gradually turn downward momentum into lateral movement, spiralling in increasingly flat circles around the pit. Little bit wider, little bit wider… And I.. still don't know where I'm supposed to be heading-.
"It will follow Harm."
Mister Hayes flies past me, clearly under his own control and entirely unaffected by gravity. I.. close my wings a little, diving after him. For a demon and a murderer he's making surprising allowances for my apparent weakness. Which is somewhat suspicious. Harm always worked alone, and didn't appear to have any particular need for an audience.
"We're diving rather deeply into this well,
You are aware I don't have a scrying spell?"
"Harm does not see how that is a problem. It merely needs to follow Harm's lead."
"And not record your valorous deeds?
Demon Lords usually have certain needs."
"Harm does not care for the opinion of the 'Its'. It is simply convenient for Harm to send a messenger rather than go himself. You will bear witness to Harm and inform Harm's ally."
"To hear is to obey,
By your side I will stay.
But if I may ask and you aren't getting bored,
Who, pray tell, is this illustrious Lord?"
"Lord Satanus of Limbo. Here."
He stops suddenly, and I'm forced to spread my wings suddenly to turn my dive into upward motion. No, not enough simply to glide. I'm going to have to flap as well. Mr Hayes has already landed on a lower balcony and very pointedly isn't waiting for me. Flap, flap, oh this is.. not fun. If I do this again I'm going to be sure to work some Nth metal into the mix. No, not working. But the wall looks like regular rock, so if I grab on… Yep, got a grip, now I can claw my way up.
"Harm will inform It that this level is inhabited by Scabbies. They may eat you. It would displease Harm were that to occur."
Shield and sword at the ready, then.
"It's been a while since I've seen these climes.
Who -or what- are these Scabbies of thine?"
"Prisoners captured during the War in Heaven and now broken. They are beneath Harm's contempt but may be dangerous to lesser 'Its'."
"While I will endeavour to keep myself alive,
If they're using theurgy I'm not going to thrive."
"We are beyond God here. His miracles do not function."
Explains what might have happened to Remiel and Duma. How hard would it be to convince them to check in on their former comrades?
"A dangerous place,
For those denied grace."
"Harm finds it… Restful. Ah. They come." He stops walking and gestures for me to keep going. "Amuse Harm."
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