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With This Ring (Young Justice SI) (Thread Twelve)

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JamesShazbond said:
Hellblazer, aka John Constantine's book. There was rape, pedophilia, bestiality, and Prince Charles was possessed by a demon. In addition, they were involved in the creation of the Terror Thing, which we covered a while back.

The writers were not fans of the establishment, if you couldn't tell.
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John Constantine murdered his twin brother in the womb and is still the good twin in that relationship, I don't think the writer was a fan of human beings as a species.

Or at least the impression I've gotten that if Angels are assholes with wings in Hellblazer, humans are assholes without wings.

Oh anyway, since Brother Night was a thing in this fic, his henchwoman Ember might be around. She's an unborn dragon in human flesh.
 
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Mr Zoat said:
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Sempai noticed me! (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)

As for the story, I look forward to graven sitting down and just dumping the evidence into the JL's lap along with a plan of action, then saying "But you probably already had this covered right? You'r the JL!" With a sarcastic grin.

I wonder if this will be able to break that infappable unflappable aura that man who dresses like a bat tries to keep up...

...Who am I kidding, Probably not.
 
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Jcc10 said:
Sempai noticed me! (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)

As for the story, I look forward to graven sitting down and just dumping the evidence into the JL's lap along with a plan of action, then saying "But you probably already had this covered right? You'r the JL!" With a sarcastic grin.

I wonder if this will be able to break that infappable aura that man who dresses like a bat tries to keep up...

...Who am I kidding, Probably not.
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...Infappable?
 
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The Bushranger said:
Woah, woah, there's something here that everyone seems to have missed that is really rather important.

Circe...took the appearance...of Thessaly?!

Grayven, you had better hope you're off world when Thessaly finds out, although even Tamaran might not be minimum safe distance.
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It's just a reference. My assumption is that if Thessaly existed on Earth 16 then she or Circe would have killed the other by now.
 
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parnary said:
Holy shit, they're hiring John Constantine as a magic school teacher.
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Constantine: "Alright, ya wankers. What's the first rule?"
8th Graders: "Don't summon any demons."
Constantine: "Good. And the second rule? Say it right."
8th Graders: "Don't summon any goddamn fucking demons!"
Constantine: "Close enough. What do you do if you see someone summoning demons?"
That One Kid: "Summon a bigger demon and trick the smaller demon into trying t--"
Constantine: (grins slowly) "You stay after school. We're gonna have a chat."
 
parnary said:
Holy shit, they're hiring John Constantine as a magic school teacher.

I give up, Grayven is new Best Timeline
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RichardWhereat said:
Kinda hope that it turns out at least like Camwyns story, or better, there. John makes an outstanding (or... amusing) teacher. He did well in guiding Tim.
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Now they only need to divide the students into two houses - one for the ambitiously brave and the other for the bravely ambitious.

Also, there will be a legend that the founder of the school sealed a rat elemental beneath it in a secret chamber, and that one day it will purge the school of any academic underachievers.
 
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Rat elemental.

Rat. Elemental.

...and there my mind goes reminding me that yes DC does have basically the Elemental Plane of Living Flesh. :o
 
Nervaqus987 said:
Oh boy, I can already imagine Grayven handling this with his usual tact and subtly.

Grayven: "So FYI, the British Government is comprised entirely of demon worshiping lunatics and I just wanted to let you know I've put together a group of hardy boys to overthrow them and establish some semblance of sanity."

Batman: ".....and you planned to do this when?"

Grayven: "Oh, I was planing to start in the next....five minutes or so?"
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Graven: "Why, I've already finished, of course. Did you really think I would gift you the opportunity to interfere?"



Muahahhahahahaha.
 
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