Can we get a spin-off series that is just side-kicks at Not!Hogwarts?
With This Ring (Young Justice SI) (Thread Twelve)
- Thread starter Mr Zoat
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A bit like Gilderoy Lockhart, except that all the ridiculous and implausible adventures actually happened and that the body count was much, much, higher and that his favorite thing is cigarettes not hair conditioner.
So, pretty much nothing like Gilderoy Lockhart at all then.
Ganurath
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He'll only be there for a year, he's only qualified for Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Oh boy, I can already imagine Grayven handling this with his usual tact and subtly.
Grayven: "So FYI, the British Government is comprised entirely of demon worshiping lunatics and I just wanted to let you know I've put together a group of hardy boys to overthrow them and establish some semblance of sanity."
Batman: ".....and you planned to do this when?"
Grayven: "Oh, I was planing to start in the next....five minutes or so?"
Emerald Oracle
Chaos, yet harmony. Death, yet the Force
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...OK. I am officially glad this episode is a Primarily Renegade one. I am looking forward to the Justice League hearing that a first world country that many of them considered perfectly lovely, is in fact ruled by horrific monsters worse than many of those they have fought.
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I wonder, how does Apokolyptan anti-god armor interact with the Shazam bolt? I know it was able to resist a Zeus bolt. Is it an intent thing, as the Shazam bolt is meant to empower, rather than damage?
RichardWhereat
Feanor did nothing wrong.
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He's also pretty good at Charms and Herbology.
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Thank you, corrected.
Certainly, if you write it.
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Interior: The headmistresses office of the Celestian school of witchcraft and wizardry
Circe: So, Mr. Constantine, I've heard you once ripped the wings off an angel with naught but your burly, sweaty arms.
Constantine: Yeah, sure luv, let's go with that.
Circe: Why don't you... demonstrate for me
I'm selling the rights to Zack Snyder as we speak
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Nice, I've always wanted more to the whole British government situation that's been boiling over for a while now other than sometimes getting told by Black "I've killed more of them."
it certainly eases the blow of one of the scenes I want to see most possibly being skipped in the Paragon timeline.
it certainly eases the blow of one of the scenes I want to see most possibly being skipped in the Paragon timeline.
GhostKing 666
Bringing Nightmares to life evey minute
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Paragon Paul gave his Adom a set of magically enchanted Orichalcum/Mithril armor off screen like the set he had made for Wonder Woman, possibly even Powered Armor(in the sense that it has a power source powering multiple technological features rather then meaningfully augmenting his strength) like his own armor.
Nah; he can also teach The Dark Arts, for the sake of symmetry.
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He has no secret identity and looks identical, he has no reason to depower himself.
In fact, since lightning strikes can transform the Shazam powered whether they want it or not, insulated armor is definitely a plus in his case.
I get what you're saying, but this is such a weird turn of phrase because now all I can think of is some scooby doo-esque shenanigans where Chester pulls off some asshole's gimp mask to reveal the PM's face.
I'd be pretty damn impressed if Grayven managed to overthrow the British government without the League noticing.
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Hellblazer canon. Also, a lot of never-proven accusations from real life.
Queshire
Wants a pink flamingo for their lawn.
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I imagine you can blame Constantine for that, or at least his writers. A guy like that? A series like his? It's pretty much inevitable that the government of wheverever that series takes place would be utterly corrupt.
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GilliamYaeger
M'crazy.
Real life, obviously. If there's a more apt way to describe a politician than 'morally abhorrent monster in human flesh' I haven't seen it.
"You people do realize I overthrew the British government. Yes?"
"You did?! When?"
"...Three years ago. Then again you did manage to miss it being run by a demonic cult for decades, so I suppose I shouldn't be so surprised..."
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Hellblazer, aka John Constantine's book. There was rape, pedophilia, bestiality, and Prince Charles was possessed by a demon. In addition, they were involved in the creation of the Terror Thing, which we covered a while back.
The writers were not fans of the establishment, if you couldn't tell.
The Bushranger
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Woah, woah, there's something here that everyone seems to have missed that is really rather important.
Circe...took the appearance...of Thessaly?!
Grayven, you had better hope you're off world when Thessaly finds out, although even Tamaran might not be minimum safe distance.
Circe...took the appearance...of Thessaly?!
Grayven, you had better hope you're off world when Thessaly finds out, although even Tamaran might not be minimum safe distance.
"In all fairness, we apologized to the demon afterwards."
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I never realized that I needed this fic to exist.
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