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"Be that as it may, should be survive I am done aiding you in this."
We I think.

Also, much rejoicing will be had.

. One or two impressively dress Demons just take it
Dressed?

"Incapable of doing things he doesn't want to do" sort of... fundamentally makes zero sense.
"Quickly! Paul! Joker has been gutshot! He's bleeding out and you are the only one who can save him!"

Can Paul heal him even though he's of the opinion that a Joker-less world is the best world? If yes, then okay. If no, then he can't do something he doesn't WANT to do.

To the chapter. Yay...Paul getting easily wrecked....AS USUAL in this situation. Weapons useless? Check. Specialized ammo easily dealt with? Not a crumbler so check. Magic nearly killing him in a moment? Check and check.
 
Fair enough. I'm just wondering how much he actually has in storage, like the mageslayers.

As opposed to high energy ring projections, like the Singularity, purple death beams, and railgun constructs.

(I'm unsure which qwa matter is)

I think it's basically comic book antimatter. It does weird shit and is about as good at fucking this up as antimatter if you just throw it around, or at least that's my understanding of it.
 
It's been a while but once again the Ball of Half assed idiocy is tossed into Paul's hands by Zoat. While anyone could see this going horribly wrong the moment he started talking about bringing people back from the dead. Something I approve of honestly he needs a slap on the wrist when he starts to try to cheat Death of the Endless.

That still doesn't excuse making Paul a moron by having him forget about all the things he can do when he doesn't care about his targets or the world around him.
 
It's been a while but once again the Ball of Half assed idiocy is tossed into Paul's hands by Zoat. While anyone could see this going horribly wrong the moment he started talking about bringing people back from the dead. Something I approve of honestly he needs a slap on the wrist when he starts to try to cheat Death of the Endless.

That still doesn't excuse making Paul a moron by having him forget about all the things he can do when he doesn't care about his targets or the world around him.

He's been in Hell for what - three minutes?

But he's suddenly forgotten everything that he could ever do ever, huh? :rolleyes:

This is the guy who's too scared to try the Garrick formula and the Danner formula together on his friends - for good reason. Let's just open a black hole in Hell - that won't end badly for anyone, ever. We can pontificate that it's a separate dimension, that tearing open a singularity won't harm anyone he cares about, but what if it does? What if Satanus sends assassins after his friends for fucking over Hell on a reality-fucking level, while he's off in space? Among other complications.
 
My first thought:

"Paul, can you make a shield against a nuke?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I need you to make a shield against a nuke. And a nuke."

Edit: To be fair, that would probably just annoy some of the things out there.
 
He's been in Hell for what - three minutes?

But he's suddenly forgotten everything that he could ever do ever, huh? :rolleyes:

This is the guy who's too scared to try the Garrick formula and the Danner formula together on his friends - for good reason. Let's just open a black hole in Hell - that won't end badly for anyone, ever. We can pontificate that it's a separate dimension, that tearing open a singularity won't harm anyone he cares about, but what if it does? What if Satanus sends assassins after his friends for fucking over Hell on a reality-fucking level, while he's off in space? Among other complications.
To be honest I would be more worried that destroying or messing with hell too heavily would draw either Lucifer or the Presence's attention.

After all if Satanus could do that he already would have because he's a giant dick.
 
You know, Paul? You really need to study whatever the fuck that Implicate Order Annihilation thing does, and make a forcefield out of it. So you can just stand there arms folded as everything thrown at you stops being.
 
Would *you* want to use a holy gun made by Eris? I mean sure, whatever it did would be devastating and hilarious, but you just know it'd backfire somehow.
 
To be honest I would be more worried that destroying or messing with hell too heavily would draw either Lucifer or the Presence's attention.

Lucifer has already abdicated Hell in setting about thirty years ago. So he doesn't give a shit.

As for the Presence, Zoat's mixing in a fair bit of Hellblazer and thus Hell is what grew up around the First of the Fallen when the Presence told him to begone from his sight and thus Hell is conceptually out of his awareness.
 
To be fair to Paul, he might be a bit limited by protecting all the squishy humans with him. There's a lot he can survive that they can't.
 
Yeah, it would be nice if his chosen God could hook him up with something.
Do Greek gods to 'Holy damage. Like, something that can hurt Christian demons spcifically. For most of the story they seem to run on different wavelengths, if both beings that feed off collective belief.

Like, gods (and Dianna) are made of god stuff (Which shows up as White Light on Paul-vision). But im pretty sure anti-christian demon junk is something spcific to Holy Christian artifacts (Angel Feathers, the Ace, etc) wth mageslayers acting as a more general alternative.[/QUOTE]
 
If only there was an "Ace of Chaos", a gun made from a rifle and an apple of chaos. If only OL had that. If only his God had given him the means to make a divine weapon.

IF ONLY.
 
I just had an interesting thought. If Paul gains the ability to successfully free beings he's assimilated, then assimilation can be compared to prison. Paul could have assimilated the million or so alien clones he decided to kill. I know he didn't particularly WANT them, but Paul is all about Wanting the solution. If Paul wants an army that is more competent and PR-friendly than his fatty demons he could've assimilated all of those alien clones.

It seems like a worthwhile solution when the alternative is genocide.
 
If only there was an "Ace of Chaos", a gun made from a rifle and an apple of chaos. If only OL had that. If only his God had given him the means to make a divine weapon.

IF ONLY.
He doesn't have access to the raw materials to make another Ace of Winchesters. Once he dismembers an angel or two then maybe he can make an Ace of Railguns.
 
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