18th September
17:43 GMT -5
Jade steps up behind it as it lands, slicing through the back of its neck with her knife then stepping smartly out of its reach. The sudden lack of a central nervous system doesn't seem to faze it as it pushes off its right leg to shoot through the air at me.
Hm.
Jade's eyes widen as it covers the distance. I form a railgun construct next to its head, load a mage slayer round and fire. It spins in the air, legs slamming into my construct armour and bouncing off. It struggles to rise from the drive's brickwork, its head distorted and flattened where my railgun round struck. Huh. Okay, I knew that flesh that was sufficiently magically reinforced could survive a mage slayer strike at low power, but I would have thought that the hit would still disrupt the spell anim-.
The first grundyman lands on me, slamming me to the ground!
"Paul!"
Another railgun round, this time with a little more force behind it. Headshot; the head is knocked sideways and… Ah, the eyeballs burst. "They're just killer zombies, Jade." Move the railgun to the front, aim at an eye socket, a little more power. Splot! The rear of the head bursts, spraying decayed brain matter, skull and hair across Alan's front flower beds. The front of the face is still upright and still orientated on me. Fascinating. "Nothing to get-" I take an x-ionised sword out of subspace and slice across myself, blade sliding neatly through its left elbow, torso and then right arm. Zombie guts spill as it topples over, and I rise to my feet. "-excited about."
"I'm not wearing armour!" She darts in at the crawling grundyman and removes its right hand. "Give me-" I float the sword over to her as Alan drops a mallet construct on the one I shot in the head. "-that."
She grabs the sword and neatly sweeps the blade through the grounded grundyman's neck and torso. That doesn't stop it trying to move, but its actions are much less coordinated now.
"Interesting."
"What? Being attacked by Grundy's younger brothers?"
"No." That's not interesting. "The spell animating them isn't tied to their brain." I shift the railgun to the head of the grundyman Jade cut into four. "Watch."
I overpower the shot and the head explodes. But the other parts keep moving.
"Hey, that's my driveway."
"I'll fix it when we're finished."
"Alright, but why is it-."
"Ruuuaaaghhhh…"
His grundyman rips at the hammer construct, causing it to fail. Alan lets it vanish, then drops an anvil construct on the revenant instead. It squashes somewhat, but doesn't completely stop moving.
"Why is the head such a big deal? It's dead."
"The brain controls the body in life. That makes it easier to put control spells there when it's dead. The alternatives are using a controlling spirit -which these don't have- or some sort of personal direction spell which my mage slayer rounds should have nullified. Which means-."
Jade shoots me an irritated look. "Can we worry about that after we're sure there aren't any more coming?"
"Sure, but there probably are. Oh, and… Ah, Alan? You… May have just lost your secret identity."
Sunset's an hour and a quarter away, and my railgun and his percussive construct strikes aren't exactly quiet. The park's still clear but several neighbours are sticking their heads out of their front doors to see what just happened.
"Ah, heck."
"Please stay inside! We're dealing with a zombie attack!"
Most duck back a little, but with no more zombies evident they don't hide as they probably should. Worry about that later. Right. If these grundymen work like the ones in the comics then they're being directed by someone from Limbo Town… Except Limbo Town doesn't exist. Probably. So, wherever Klarion actually came from, the place I dimly glimpsed in Teekl's recollections.
Why is the park empty?
"Jade, are you still carrying your Spell Eater?"
"Yes. Why?"
"I'm a little concerned that-."
I see the man dressed like a Puritan for a fraction of a second as his glamour fails and his pistol fires.
Ghostly white flames burn through the air between us. I didn't know ectoplasm could be excited like that. But it's aimed straight at me and I'm thinking fast enough that all I have to do is step out-.
Pale white mist rises from the grundymen.
Transition?
…
At least it's not black.
The bolt of eldritch fire howls as it hits my construct armour, a swirling miasma of howling faces flickering and twisting as it tries to breach my environmental shield! Jade's already sprinting across the road towards the shooter and Alan is trying to attack the fire directly but-.
There's a crack and the fire surges through the hole, enveloping me. The Spell Eater heats up immediately and my tattoos hurt for the first time since they healed. Metaphysical attack? Yeah, good luck with that, I'm-.
There's a stabbing pain in the left side of my chest. That's… Right where Klarion's spike went through when we fought in Salem. Agh! My right forearm burns! Homing in on residual chaos..? No, there wasn't any, I got that checked out very thoroughly by Sephtian. My left hand-. Mage slayer, stick it in the ghost fire. That should help, but-.
The fire twists away from it, even as exposure to the magic eating effect starts to unbind the spells. Pain blossoms in my mouth, but it begins fading almost immediately as the white fire creating it finishes dissolving.
"You back with us?"
I struggle back to my feet, my injuries vanishing only slowly as the residual magic resists my ring's efforts. "Help. Jade."
"Right."
Environmental shield flaring wildly, Alan flies over the road and straight at two grundymen trying to interpose themselves between Jade and the figure I assume to be a submissionary. The pistol he shot me with outwardly resembles a flintlock pistol and it looks like it has a similar recharge rate, forcing him to ward her off with swipes from a crescent moon topped staff. Alan's hammer constructs batter the zombies down just as Jade's sword cuts the staff in two and stops just under the submissionary's neck.
"Drop it, or I find out whether you can keep going without a head too."
The submissionary drops the remains of his staff and raises his hands in a gesture of surrender. His skin is a curious colour, chalky white darkening to pale blue in places. Other than that he looks fairly Human.
Right, good. Ring, how am I doing?
Injuries healed. Full functionality restored.
Glad to hear it. I restore my construct armour and fly across the road to stand next to Jade and Alan.
"What was that in aid of?"
"Our auguries showed the taint of the monster Klarion upon you. But if you survived my shot, his touch must only have been slight. I pray you, as a God-fearing man, tell me where the monster makes his home that I may end him before any others come to grief by him!"
"You're here for Klarion? Also known as 'Klarion the Witch-Boy'?"
"That I am. Do you know then whence he may be found?"
I throw up my arms. "Why can't you just ask to begin with, like a normal person?"