13th September
08:11 GMT -5
"Of course." I find myself nodding, even though there's no way that the man on the other end of the construct phone can see me. "That's fine. Teth Adom is a busy man."
"In your case, if it is an emergency, I can-."
"No, it's not. I'm just trying to get into contact with a friend of his and hoped that he could point me in the right direction. It isn't urgent. Just… Pass that on when the meeting's over."
"Of course, sir. Um, would you like to give me the friend's name?"
I wonder if he realises exactly how few friends Adom has in this era? Particularly ones I wouldn't know how to find. "Probably best if I don't. No offence intended, but the fewer people who know…"
"Not a problem, sir. I understand completely."
"Thank you. Have a nice-" A dressing gown-clad Jade walks awkwardly into the kitchen. "-day."
"Thank you, sir. You as well."
I dismiss the construct and rise to my feet, arms wide. "Good morning, oh-!"
"Just-." Jade raises her right hand in a warding gesture. "Just give me a minute."
"Um." She walks over to a cupboard and opens it, pulling out a mug and a jar of instant coffee. "Okay?" Next, she switches on the kettle and opens a drawer to take out a teaspoon. I note that her arms aren't straying much from a folded, defensive position. In fact, she seems to be doing everything a bit gingerly. "Jade..? Are you… Alright..?"
Two teaspoons of instant coffee go into the mug as the kettle comes to the boil. "Tired and.. sore. I wasn't expecting… Some of that."
"Oh." Um. "Ssorry?" I raise my left hand. "I can-."
"No." She half-turns my way. "No, that's… That's fine."
"Are you sure? Because you don't look fine. Um. Are we far enough into our relationship that I can say that and-?"
"I… Know how I look." She picks up the kettle and pours hot water into her mug, then puts the kettle down and gives the coffee a stir. "I wasn't…" She stops, looking down as she works out what she wants to say. Perhaps… Playing for time, she turns away again and awkwardly bends down to open the fridge door and pull out a small container of milk. She then straightens up and puts it down next to the cooking mug. Only then does she turn to full face me. "I… I didn't think you had much sexual experience. I think I assumed that I'd be taking the lead-."
"Oh, I don't."
She raises her eyebrows slightly. "Really?"
"Any, actually."
Her face falls slightly. "Any?"
"Well… Assuming that you don't count the.. Spider Queen." I nod. "That was my first time having sex. I mean, I'd done research, but-."
"Oh God."
"So..?" I wiggle my head side to side. "How'd I do? I didn't expect to get everything right first time, but I'm always willing to accept feedback."
Jade picks up her mug and holds it up to her nose, breathing in the scent for a moment. She closes her eyes and controls her breathing. "I wasn't expecting the power ring."
"Most people don't. I mean, for most of power ring history there were only Green Lanterns, and the level of mental focus they'd need means it isn't really practical for them to use it like that." Huh. "I mean, there are probably a few-."
"I meant-. I wasn't expecting what you did with it."
"Jade… The spirit is eager, but the flesh is that of a male humanoid. I couldn't have done most of that without-."
"And I don't remember you…" Her eyes widen slightly, not looking at me. "You didn't..?"
"Didn't what?"
She transfers her mug into her left hand and picks up her milk carton in her right. Then she… Twists her wrist so that milk splashes out into the coffee. Then she raises her eyebrows slightly in my direction. Then she spills another splash of milk into the coffee.
Why is sheoh.
"Um. No."
"Oh God."
"You see… You… Sort of..."
"Oh God."
"Stopped… Responding near the end of the second hour-"
She puts mug and milk down and brings her hands to her face. "Oh God."
"-and I don't really know the etiquette, but I thought… Carrying on wasn't really-."
"Oh God."
"Jade." I take a step towards her. "Jade, it's fine."
"Ohhhhh." She semi-flops against my chest as I gently put my arms around her waist. "Uuuugh."
"Too much?"
She takes a couple of breaths with her face against my chest. "Next time, you don't use your rings."
Next time. Which there will be. Good-oh. I nod. "I'm perfectly happy to not use my rings. And.. um… If you don't want me to deal with the… Soreness, with my rings, I have a purple healing ray?"
She manages a somewhat fragile smile. "Not going to offer to kiss it better?"
"My kisses don't have any particular healing properties. I'm happy to try, but… To be honest, that would probably just make the situation worse."
"Mpf." She pulls back slightly, and I release my hold to allow her to pick up her coffee. "Did Mom come by?"
"Sheeeee did."
She takes a sip, watching me over the rim of the mug. She's smiling as she swallows. "You told her I was still asleep, didn't you?"
"Yees, I did. And.. Artemis phoned."
"I wasn't planning on keeping this a secret, Paul. Mom and Artemis both like you. And you certainly weren't my first."
I nod my head to the side. "Anyone I need to worry about?"
"I wasn't with either of them for long." She walks around me and pulls out one of the chairs around the table. "And I haven't thought about them much, either. I suppose they're either dead or in prison after the League of Shadows was shut down. Given how I wasn't picked up, I think they'd probably come after me before you." She puts her mug down on the table and then carefully sits and jumps back to her feet a second later, her buttocks clenched. "I think I'll stand."
"The purple healing ray-." I take it out of subspace and put it down on the table next to her mug. "I'll just leave it here. Use it.. if you want."
She gives me a look of combined amusement and irritation. "Thank you."
"Um. Speaking about your mother… Is there a… Good time to introduce you to…"
She frowns slightly. "Your family?"
"No, my family is on Earth Prime. But there are.. people… I'm close to. Who I'd like you to meet."
"I'm drinking this, taking a shower and then going back to bed. But.. my next day off is next Sunday. I could meet them then?"
I walk up to her and kiss her gently on the forehead. "That would be splendid."